Alice Roberts
@mentalhealthforall.bsky.social
Happy Jake Day to all who celebrate. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
October 7, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Happy Jake Day to all who celebrate. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
“I will buy you lunch if you can tell me how many subscriptions you have.”
Um, no thank you.
“Give me your phone so I can download ****”
(Low defensive growl)
Um, no thank you.
“Give me your phone so I can download ****”
(Low defensive growl)
September 28, 2026 at 2:05 AM
“I will buy you lunch if you can tell me how many subscriptions you have.”
Um, no thank you.
“Give me your phone so I can download ****”
(Low defensive growl)
Um, no thank you.
“Give me your phone so I can download ****”
(Low defensive growl)
@randomhorror9.bsky.social OMG “The Visit” is so much fun!!! I’m so glad it was picked up!!
September 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social OMG “The Visit” is so much fun!!! I’m so glad it was picked up!!
I saw my 10th grade history teacher out n abt today. I recall him telling us about The Trail of Tears. He wasn’t overly dramatic but emphasized what a shameful moment it was in US history. That was in 1989. Today he would at very least get fired if not tried for treason.
July 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I saw my 10th grade history teacher out n abt today. I recall him telling us about The Trail of Tears. He wasn’t overly dramatic but emphasized what a shameful moment it was in US history. That was in 1989. Today he would at very least get fired if not tried for treason.
@thedailyshow.com @thetickguy.bsky.social @michaelkosta.bsky.social Great Episode. Going to field for two weeks on Saturday so the timing was perfect. (Except I’m all itchy now. )
June 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
@thedailyshow.com @thetickguy.bsky.social @michaelkosta.bsky.social Great Episode. Going to field for two weeks on Saturday so the timing was perfect. (Except I’m all itchy now. )
@ityslmemes.com Really hope TR and Patti Harrison are compensated for the SNL Olympic commercial. It seemed awfully familiar. #CharlieBrownMoney
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
@ityslmemes.com Really hope TR and Patti Harrison are compensated for the SNL Olympic commercial. It seemed awfully familiar. #CharlieBrownMoney
@randomhorror9.bsky.social This could be us but you playin’. #TheProphecy
February 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social This could be us but you playin’. #TheProphecy
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Christopher Walken looking like he was the second choice for the role after David Bowie. #TheProphecy
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Christopher Walken looking like he was the second choice for the role after David Bowie. #TheProphecy
I feel like conservatives complain about liberal people and liberals complain about conservative actions.
January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I feel like conservatives complain about liberal people and liberals complain about conservative actions.
Welp. Ice is in town and my Hispanic colleague cancelled our meeting? Guess I'll be in late because I'm busy making "Fuck ICE" signs for my car.
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Welp. Ice is in town and my Hispanic colleague cancelled our meeting? Guess I'll be in late because I'm busy making "Fuck ICE" signs for my car.
I really want Joyce to acknowledge she briefly dated Robin’s dad in the 90’s. #StrangerThings
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I really want Joyce to acknowledge she briefly dated Robin’s dad in the 90’s. #StrangerThings
If Pluribus happens in the Severance universe, that pretty much overrides the severance, right?
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If Pluribus happens in the Severance universe, that pretty much overrides the severance, right?
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Oh hey, it must be Bring-your-doctor-to-your-husbands-recital Day. You know, like you do after he tells you your daughter is dead. #MephistoWaltz
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Oh hey, it must be Bring-your-doctor-to-your-husbands-recital Day. You know, like you do after he tells you your daughter is dead. #MephistoWaltz
Weird choice by @thedailyshow.com to make fun of Sean Duffy for saying people should dress up more, then urging people to dress up more.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Weird choice by @thedailyshow.com to make fun of Sean Duffy for saying people should dress up more, then urging people to dress up more.
Oh god no they don’t care. They don’t care that he’s a pedophile.
They don’t care about the country.
They don’t care about their kids futures.
They don’t care about politics.
All they care about is owning libs. And they will burn their own house, city, state and country for liberal years
They don’t care about the country.
They don’t care about their kids futures.
They don’t care about politics.
All they care about is owning libs. And they will burn their own house, city, state and country for liberal years
The MOST surprising thing about the latest Epstein reveals is
that literally ANYONE is surprised by it.
How did ANYONE not believe he was a pedophile years ago?
How could ANYONE see that much smoke and assume there was no fire.
The people who voted for him don’t care that he is a pedophile.
that literally ANYONE is surprised by it.
How did ANYONE not believe he was a pedophile years ago?
How could ANYONE see that much smoke and assume there was no fire.
The people who voted for him don’t care that he is a pedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oh god no they don’t care. They don’t care that he’s a pedophile.
They don’t care about the country.
They don’t care about their kids futures.
They don’t care about politics.
All they care about is owning libs. And they will burn their own house, city, state and country for liberal years
They don’t care about the country.
They don’t care about their kids futures.
They don’t care about politics.
All they care about is owning libs. And they will burn their own house, city, state and country for liberal years
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Inspired by @happierman.bsky.social ‘s love of Witchboard, I turned it on this morning. Oof. Neat idea, but would be much better if anyone involved with the script were aware of how humans communicate. Brutal, awful dialogue, man.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social Inspired by @happierman.bsky.social ‘s love of Witchboard, I turned it on this morning. Oof. Neat idea, but would be much better if anyone involved with the script were aware of how humans communicate. Brutal, awful dialogue, man.
@randomhorror9.bsky.social OMG, I love the choice to have a babysitter with 70’s dental hardware. #AmityvilleHorror
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@randomhorror9.bsky.social OMG, I love the choice to have a babysitter with 70’s dental hardware. #AmityvilleHorror
Kevin Gausman questions your every move.
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Kevin Gausman questions your every move.
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A commercial for ai touts how it can plan a trip. What? That’s half the fun of a trip! Why on gods green earth would I ask someone or something to plan a trip for me????
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A commercial for ai touts how it can plan a trip. What? That’s half the fun of a trip! Why on gods green earth would I ask someone or something to plan a trip for me????
@hbomax Believe me, I get the irony, but trying to watch The Chair Company all choppy and mismatched sound and picture really sucks the joy out of watching Tim Robinson. The hell happened to this app? It’s total trash now. Almost unwatchable.
October 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
@hbomax Believe me, I get the irony, but trying to watch The Chair Company all choppy and mismatched sound and picture really sucks the joy out of watching Tim Robinson. The hell happened to this app? It’s total trash now. Almost unwatchable.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
They don’t have funding.
They don’t have funding.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
Archives banned making copies.
Archives banned making copies.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
New library catalogue website.
New library catalogue website.
October 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
They don’t have funding.
They don’t have funding.
@stevengoldman.bsky.social John Skipper shout out! He was a lovely man. In the 90’s, he hired me to market his newsletter of weird baseball history to major league teams. At which I failed spectacularly.
September 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@stevengoldman.bsky.social John Skipper shout out! He was a lovely man. In the 90’s, he hired me to market his newsletter of weird baseball history to major league teams. At which I failed spectacularly.
#Severance needs a throwback season to the Macro Data Refinement Calamity.
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
#Severance needs a throwback season to the Macro Data Refinement Calamity.