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Kunt & the Gang!
Kunt & the Gang!
Kunt & the Gang!
Kunt & the Gang!
Kunt & the Gang!
September 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Kunt & the Gang!
Kunt & the Gang!
Kunt & the Gang!
Kunt & the Gang!
Kunt & the Gang!
Don't know what's coming tomorrow because it isn't written yet but there is still a lot of unhinged nonsense to offend if you feel so inclined in the meantime.
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Mental Ramblings is a repository for all the story ideas I've ever had but never completed. Hopefully this blog will allow me to complete some of them and maybe fix the travesties of some of my favourite...
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September 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Don't know what's coming tomorrow because it isn't written yet but there is still a lot of unhinged nonsense to offend if you feel so inclined in the meantime.
Kunt & The Gang provide the soundtrack, Rolf Harris makes an unwelcome cameo. Edmonds and Brandreth are not involved in any way at all.
The Reckoning — Kunt & The Gang, Rolf Harris, and a Song That'll Never Get Made
Was discussing this with a mate of mine a little while ago. He said he only lasted twenty minutes, make of that what you will :). Apparently Jimmy's mentioned in 28 Years Later. Was gonna rewatch 28 Days Later anyway so might as well do the trilogy and report back.Anyway here's Kunt & The Gang with a splendid musical summary. I've almost certainly posted this before but who gives a shit.And for you antipodean paedos out there here's the Rolf Harris version!Interestingly the name 'Noel Edmonds' w
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September 15, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Kunt & The Gang provide the soundtrack, Rolf Harris makes an unwelcome cameo. Edmonds and Brandreth are not involved in any way at all.
My first reader from Iraq found me through Hooks for Hands. I fear I may have identified a gap in the dating market.
Hooks For Hands II: Electric Boogaloo
I was delighted last week to get my first reader from Iraq. I don't wish to generalise, but I hadn't ever thought I'd get much reach there. Nevertheless, happy to have you, and I hope you're well!I was slightly less delighted when I discovered they'd found me through my romantic poem, Hooks for Hands.Now, if anywhere in the world has a prevalence for this kind of thing, it is the Middle East. My concern became: why exactly were they looking this up?My hope is that they didn't stumble across Ment
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September 14, 2026 at 11:47 AM
My first reader from Iraq found me through Hooks for Hands. I fear I may have identified a gap in the dating market.
Giving up football poetry
First one came true so let's try again
Man City can fuck off
We'll set them on fire
United goal in each half
The first one from Maguire
Man City can fuck off
We'll set them on fire
United goal in each half
The first one from Maguire
September 14, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Giving up football poetry
God bless us everyone we're a broken people living under loaded gun.
September 14, 2026 at 4:25 AM
God bless us everyone we're a broken people living under loaded gun.
Turn the lights on!
September 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Turn the lights on!
September 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I didn't ask for this, but I have it and now I love it.
September 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I didn't ask for this, but I have it and now I love it.
First one came true so let's try again
Man City can fuck off
We'll set them on fire
United goal in each half
The first one from Maguire
Man City can fuck off
We'll set them on fire
United goal in each half
The first one from Maguire
September 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
First one came true so let's try again
Man City can fuck off
We'll set them on fire
United goal in each half
The first one from Maguire
Man City can fuck off
We'll set them on fire
United goal in each half
The first one from Maguire
Huns and Tims together
Making love not war
Huns and Tims together
But only Rangers score
Making love not war
Huns and Tims together
But only Rangers score
September 13, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Huns and Tims together
Making love not war
Huns and Tims together
But only Rangers score
Making love not war
Huns and Tims together
But only Rangers score
I watched Supergirl the only way it deserves to be watched: three glasses of screw-top red deep. Verdict inside
Supergirl (2026) Review: Best Enjoyed Drunk | Mental Ramblings
Very occasionally I drink red wine. Very occasionally, when this happens, I want to drink some more. So now and then, when I'm too pissed to use the app, I get Alexa to sort it.“Alright Alexa, two Beef Monster Munch and a bottle of your finest red. And by finest I mean it costs less than a fiver and has a screw top. Oh, and 20 Silk Cut too. I'll stick a fiver in your pocket when you get here."It was under these circumstances that I watched Supergirl.I was already unhappy with Superman. You can't
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September 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I watched Supergirl the only way it deserves to be watched: three glasses of screw-top red deep. Verdict inside
Tennis Haiku 1 (probably)
I love the tennis
"Influencers" can fuck off
They are a menace
I love the tennis
"Influencers" can fuck off
They are a menace
September 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Tennis Haiku 1 (probably)
I love the tennis
"Influencers" can fuck off
They are a menace
I love the tennis
"Influencers" can fuck off
They are a menace
It took Skynet minutes to know everything about everything. Except the one thing that mattered.
Cyberdyne Update Two
Even if you knew the plan existed, and you never could, none of the info ever went near a computer. It therefore could not be stolen, without data there could be no data breach.
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September 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
It took Skynet minutes to know everything about everything. Except the one thing that mattered.
She's injured. Badly. Blood everywhere.
She stares up at the sky, no energy for anything else.
Her lifelong friend is by her side. A tear rolls down his cheek as he accepts defeat and gently closes her eyes.
She sits up, confused.
“Fucking hell, you bellend. I'm not fucking dead yet.”
She stares up at the sky, no energy for anything else.
Her lifelong friend is by her side. A tear rolls down his cheek as he accepts defeat and gently closes her eyes.
She sits up, confused.
“Fucking hell, you bellend. I'm not fucking dead yet.”
September 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
She's injured. Badly. Blood everywhere.
She stares up at the sky, no energy for anything else.
Her lifelong friend is by her side. A tear rolls down his cheek as he accepts defeat and gently closes her eyes.
She sits up, confused.
“Fucking hell, you bellend. I'm not fucking dead yet.”
She stares up at the sky, no energy for anything else.
Her lifelong friend is by her side. A tear rolls down his cheek as he accepts defeat and gently closes her eyes.
She sits up, confused.
“Fucking hell, you bellend. I'm not fucking dead yet.”
And Tomorrow we'll take a look at Cyberdyne II
If you're within arm's reach of a Terminator, a Predator, or a Xenomorph, you're dead. No plot armour. No survivors by coincidence. Just a war that can never be won. My take on fixing three broken franchises.
Cyberdyne Spoiler Alert
I say "spoiler" but of course the likelihood is that film rights will not be taken up and my ideas will not be in a cinema near you by the time Avatar 97 comes out.
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September 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
And Tomorrow we'll take a look at Cyberdyne II
If you're within arm's reach of a Terminator, a Predator, or a Xenomorph, you're dead. No plot armour. No survivors by coincidence. Just a war that can never be won. My take on fixing three broken franchises.
Cyberdyne Spoiler Alert
I say "spoiler" but of course the likelihood is that film rights will not be taken up and my ideas will not be in a cinema near you by the time Avatar 97 comes out.
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September 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
If you're within arm's reach of a Terminator, a Predator, or a Xenomorph, you're dead. No plot armour. No survivors by coincidence. Just a war that can never be won. My take on fixing three broken franchises.
Tonight on https://www.mentalramblings.com: It'll be back, but he won't!
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Mental Ramblings is a repository for all the story ideas I've ever had but never completed. Hopefully this blog will allow me to complete some of them and maybe fix the travesties of some of my favourite film franchises.
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September 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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There are people who find god in strange places. this is not that story.
Hope For The Hopeless — A Premier Inn Story | Mental Ramblings
I stayed at the Wandsworth Premier Inn a while back, coincidentally at the same time that a geezer escaped from the nick there. COINCIDENTALLY.
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September 10, 2026 at 9:31 AM
There are people who find god in strange places. this is not that story.
I have achieved the act precisely once. it involved Thunderstruck, a milf, and a poker table from the past.
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My mind raced and I thought what could I do?
AC/DC, a milf, and a result nobody saw coming.
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September 9, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I have achieved the act precisely once. it involved Thunderstruck, a milf, and a poker table from the past.
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Wednesday on mentalramblings.com: Spillage in more ways than one!
September 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Wednesday on mentalramblings.com: Spillage in more ways than one!
Four reviews, one psychiatric hospital, and a kebab shop in Reading that may or may not hold the answer to a man's redemption.
Five Stars, Would Be Sectioned Again
Four reviews, one psychiatric hospital, and a kebab shop in Reading that may or may not hold the answer to a man's redemption.
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September 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Four reviews, one psychiatric hospital, and a kebab shop in Reading that may or may not hold the answer to a man's redemption.
One day I'd like to own and run a lesbian bookshop. The few minor challenges are that I can't read, I'm not a woman and I'm not a lesbian.
Going back to college tomorrow.
Going back to college tomorrow.
September 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
One day I'd like to own and run a lesbian bookshop. The few minor challenges are that I can't read, I'm not a woman and I'm not a lesbian.
Going back to college tomorrow.
Going back to college tomorrow.