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@merelymaple.bsky.social
🔞 18+. MINORS DNI.
● Hi! I'm Maple! I'm a Trans Woman, and your Local Library Shit Scrubbing Professional.
○ Wife of the one and only ShoofyWoofy
● Black Lives Matter, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Free Palestine.
● Hi! I'm Maple! I'm a Trans Woman, and your Local Library Shit Scrubbing Professional.
○ Wife of the one and only ShoofyWoofy
● Black Lives Matter, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Free Palestine.
Ooooh, so when I take HRT it's a problem, but when Moe Stevenson biohacks his titties to be bigger than mine it's fine???
September 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Ooooh, so when I take HRT it's a problem, but when Moe Stevenson biohacks his titties to be bigger than mine it's fine???
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i’m getting fat as fuck off that goop
August 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM
i’m getting fat as fuck off that goop
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY FUCKING CAT!
September 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY FUCKING CAT!
I'm so fucking tired of gambling being the driving force of the economy.
September 5, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I'm so fucking tired of gambling being the driving force of the economy.
Got swapped to first shift. The entire shift just got 15% queerer. (I am the only queer person on the shift.)
August 31, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Got swapped to first shift. The entire shift just got 15% queerer. (I am the only queer person on the shift.)
Big Walk is very very good btw. It's super calm and just a really great time. Played it on an impromptu stream with my friends last night and I had such a good time. I'll probably start streaming more once my work schedule changes at the end of August.
August 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Big Walk is very very good btw. It's super calm and just a really great time. Played it on an impromptu stream with my friends last night and I had such a good time. I'll probably start streaming more once my work schedule changes at the end of August.
Woman cock 🤝 Man pussy
Shaking Hands
Shaking Hands
July 30, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Woman cock 🤝 Man pussy
Shaking Hands
Shaking Hands
On a note completely unrelated to my last post, I wish Mitch McConnell a long and prosperous life and hear he's actually doing great and is definitely not dead.
July 12, 2026 at 12:52 PM
On a note completely unrelated to my last post, I wish Mitch McConnell a long and prosperous life and hear he's actually doing great and is definitely not dead.
Every month they delay Mitch McConnell's death announcement, another shitty old politician dies.
July 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Every month they delay Mitch McConnell's death announcement, another shitty old politician dies.
Dude I got my friend Paralives for her birthday but her PC can't run it. This is bullshit, I gotta kill Jacob Nvidia. Dude keeps making bigger GPUs and we gotta stop his ass before the GPUs start eating the local wildlife.
June 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Dude I got my friend Paralives for her birthday but her PC can't run it. This is bullshit, I gotta kill Jacob Nvidia. Dude keeps making bigger GPUs and we gotta stop his ass before the GPUs start eating the local wildlife.
Tried finding a place to watch the Stargate Movie and got annoyed about video resolution again.
Just so everyone knows, you can't watch 4K on a 1080p screen. It'll load in 4K, sure, but the quality you'll be watching won't be any better than 1080p. The resolution is locked to your screen
Just so everyone knows, you can't watch 4K on a 1080p screen. It'll load in 4K, sure, but the quality you'll be watching won't be any better than 1080p. The resolution is locked to your screen
June 26, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Tried finding a place to watch the Stargate Movie and got annoyed about video resolution again.
Just so everyone knows, you can't watch 4K on a 1080p screen. It'll load in 4K, sure, but the quality you'll be watching won't be any better than 1080p. The resolution is locked to your screen
Just so everyone knows, you can't watch 4K on a 1080p screen. It'll load in 4K, sure, but the quality you'll be watching won't be any better than 1080p. The resolution is locked to your screen
I gotta do a tarot reading ASAP. Everything sucks and god has abandoned me.
May 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I gotta do a tarot reading ASAP. Everything sucks and god has abandoned me.
Can't say anything these days. Big Woke bought all the words and is putting pronouns in the water supply. Jesus? Nonbinaryed anti-abled now. Big Woke bought up the all church space and now... They-sus is here? Wow. Can't believe it. Christmas Day, 2027. He comes. Your pronouns won't get you in hell!
April 21, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Can't say anything these days. Big Woke bought all the words and is putting pronouns in the water supply. Jesus? Nonbinaryed anti-abled now. Big Woke bought up the all church space and now... They-sus is here? Wow. Can't believe it. Christmas Day, 2027. He comes. Your pronouns won't get you in hell!
I think I'm starting to dislike living in a country where the main economic structure is based on gambling. Why does some rich guy in New York losing money cuz he bet on the AI bubble mean I can't pay for dinner easily? Gamers, I'm starting to think this whole country might be kinda bad and evil.
April 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I think I'm starting to dislike living in a country where the main economic structure is based on gambling. Why does some rich guy in New York losing money cuz he bet on the AI bubble mean I can't pay for dinner easily? Gamers, I'm starting to think this whole country might be kinda bad and evil.
WHY DID AN OLD MAN TELL ME ABOUT HOW HE SPLASHES PISS ON HIMSELF AND THE FLOOR WHEN HE USES THE URINAL LIKE IT'S MY FAULT AND THAT I NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT???
I DON'T BUY THE URINAL PADS!!! I'M NOT PISSING FROM YOUR DICK!!! I JUST CLEAN THE PLACE DUDE!!!
I DON'T BUY THE URINAL PADS!!! I'M NOT PISSING FROM YOUR DICK!!! I JUST CLEAN THE PLACE DUDE!!!
March 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
WHY DID AN OLD MAN TELL ME ABOUT HOW HE SPLASHES PISS ON HIMSELF AND THE FLOOR WHEN HE USES THE URINAL LIKE IT'S MY FAULT AND THAT I NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT???
I DON'T BUY THE URINAL PADS!!! I'M NOT PISSING FROM YOUR DICK!!! I JUST CLEAN THE PLACE DUDE!!!
I DON'T BUY THE URINAL PADS!!! I'M NOT PISSING FROM YOUR DICK!!! I JUST CLEAN THE PLACE DUDE!!!
If Smash Bros Ultimate was really the Ultimate Smash Bros, then why does it not have The Werehog from Sonic Unleashed? Checkmate Mr. Sakurai and developers.
March 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
If Smash Bros Ultimate was really the Ultimate Smash Bros, then why does it not have The Werehog from Sonic Unleashed? Checkmate Mr. Sakurai and developers.
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FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL
February 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL
If you support the US Military, you deserve less out of life. No exceptions. Absolutely no exceptions.
February 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
If you support the US Military, you deserve less out of life. No exceptions. Absolutely no exceptions.
LET'S AIRSTRIKE MORE CIVILIANS TO KEEP PROTECTING A FUCKING CHILD MOLESTING FELON! I LOVE LIVING IN THE US!
February 28, 2026 at 11:23 PM
LET'S AIRSTRIKE MORE CIVILIANS TO KEEP PROTECTING A FUCKING CHILD MOLESTING FELON! I LOVE LIVING IN THE US!
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
God I just fucking hate tech bros and tech companies. "AI" slop being forced into every single app, ads covering everything, pop-ups being the norm on every site, needing an account for every single site, holy shit. It just makes me want to uninstall all apps.
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
God I just fucking hate tech bros and tech companies. "AI" slop being forced into every single app, ads covering everything, pop-ups being the norm on every site, needing an account for every single site, holy shit. It just makes me want to uninstall all apps.
I need to drink mooooooore.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I need to drink mooooooore.
New Years Resolutions for me:
1) Get Married.
2) Make a few animations.
3) Start writing a cook book I can pass on to someone.
4) Survive.
1) Get Married.
2) Make a few animations.
3) Start writing a cook book I can pass on to someone.
4) Survive.
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
New Years Resolutions for me:
1) Get Married.
2) Make a few animations.
3) Start writing a cook book I can pass on to someone.
4) Survive.
1) Get Married.
2) Make a few animations.
3) Start writing a cook book I can pass on to someone.
4) Survive.
Hey @discord.com, where did the little dot next to the channels with new messages go? The tiny difference in text color changing is hard to see if you're scrolling past channels looking for the unread message.
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hey @discord.com, where did the little dot next to the channels with new messages go? The tiny difference in text color changing is hard to see if you're scrolling past channels looking for the unread message.
I fucking hate tech bros. "I can't figure out how to raise a baby without ChatGPT." THEN DON'T FUCKING RAISE A BABY??? I don't want to gatekeep raising kids and stuff, but like if you're relying on The Misinformation Box™ to raise a kid, you're actively a source of danger to that child.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I fucking hate tech bros. "I can't figure out how to raise a baby without ChatGPT." THEN DON'T FUCKING RAISE A BABY??? I don't want to gatekeep raising kids and stuff, but like if you're relying on The Misinformation Box™ to raise a kid, you're actively a source of danger to that child.