Mike from Useless, TX
@mfahearn.bsky.social
If the president was using me as a decoy to save his own skin, especially without telling me that's what was going on, you're damn right I'd be making it about myself.
August 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
If the president was using me as a decoy to save his own skin, especially without telling me that's what was going on, you're damn right I'd be making it about myself.
Wake up, Keller, TX. Trump and Abbott and Paxton and Patrick will be of no help to you when Westlake dumps a data center on your border. They're all in cahoots.
August 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Wake up, Keller, TX. Trump and Abbott and Paxton and Patrick will be of no help to you when Westlake dumps a data center on your border. They're all in cahoots.
Is Ron Johnson simultaneously claiming that Fauci fear-mongered about COVID while blaming him that so many died from it?
July 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Is Ron Johnson simultaneously claiming that Fauci fear-mongered about COVID while blaming him that so many died from it?
Requiring a photo ID to enter the Obama museum in no way constitutes a backdoor poll tax. Requiring a photo ID to register to vote does.
July 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Requiring a photo ID to enter the Obama museum in no way constitutes a backdoor poll tax. Requiring a photo ID to register to vote does.
1. So, essentially Ted's making the argument that communist Cuba wasn't exactly communist under Castro. Which kind of undercuts his anti-communist argument.
2. Putin isn't a communist.
2. Putin isn't a communist.
July 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
1. So, essentially Ted's making the argument that communist Cuba wasn't exactly communist under Castro. Which kind of undercuts his anti-communist argument.
2. Putin isn't a communist.
2. Putin isn't a communist.
If he has no contact with the outside world, how are we seeing his post?
July 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If he has no contact with the outside world, how are we seeing his post?
Mike Lee's praying for a Paxton victory so that Lee can at least claim not to be the dumbest senator from Utah.
July 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Mike Lee's praying for a Paxton victory so that Lee can at least claim not to be the dumbest senator from Utah.
Shorter Vought: "I will side with cancer over DEI!"
July 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Shorter Vought: "I will side with cancer over DEI!"
Well that's Sean 'Kill The Cyclists' Duffy for you...
July 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Well that's Sean 'Kill The Cyclists' Duffy for you...
Also, in a first-world country, over 200 people probably wouldn't die because the power grid failed during a freeze, nor would over 100 die from a river flooding.
July 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Also, in a first-world country, over 200 people probably wouldn't die because the power grid failed during a freeze, nor would over 100 die from a river flooding.
The New York Times headline for this SHOULD be:
Johnson Admits To Running Protection Racket
Johnson Admits To Running Protection Racket
June 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The New York Times headline for this SHOULD be:
Johnson Admits To Running Protection Racket
Johnson Admits To Running Protection Racket
I don't think we're sending Geneva our best...
June 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I don't think we're sending Geneva our best...
Or, to put it another way, Biden never got played by Netanyahu into attacking Iran, either.
June 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Or, to put it another way, Biden never got played by Netanyahu into attacking Iran, either.
I hear Iran's trying to arrange for the official signing ceremony to take place on TACO Tuesday.
June 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I hear Iran's trying to arrange for the official signing ceremony to take place on TACO Tuesday.
So if a fascist is nice to you you should stop calling him a fascist?
June 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
So if a fascist is nice to you you should stop calling him a fascist?
More like deformation, amirite?
May 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
More like deformation, amirite?
The money would have been better spent targeting Ken Paxton. Republicans are gonna have to throw an Abbottton of money into this race now.
May 27, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The money would have been better spent targeting Ken Paxton. Republicans are gonna have to throw an Abbottton of money into this race now.
@JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist.
May 27, 2026 at 7:06 PM
@JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist.