Mark Fortgang
@mfgang.bsky.social
Producer/Director/Editor of corporate & branding films. I like the NY Mets & NY Giants… oh, and golf… and also bourbon.
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If MAGA existed in 1930’s Germany, they would’ve invented something called HDS. 🙄
September 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
If MAGA existed in 1930’s Germany, they would’ve invented something called HDS. 🙄
This is so cool! I mean, between the tariff rebate, DOGE check, and now this vote bribe, that’ll add up to nearly *checks notes* ZERO DOLLARS! 😃
September 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This is so cool! I mean, between the tariff rebate, DOGE check, and now this vote bribe, that’ll add up to nearly *checks notes* ZERO DOLLARS! 😃
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Hillary Clinton: "I love Israel, and I hate Netanyahu's government and his policies. I love America, and I hate Trump's government and policies ... if the Israelis want to vote for that again, then I think the United States has to take a very tough position."
September 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Hillary Clinton: "I love Israel, and I hate Netanyahu's government and his policies. I love America, and I hate Trump's government and policies ... if the Israelis want to vote for that again, then I think the United States has to take a very tough position."
In case anyone is still confused, Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed are NOT communists, but this guy, who Trump said he has a “great relationship with,” is. Hope that helps.
August 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
In case anyone is still confused, Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed are NOT communists, but this guy, who Trump said he has a “great relationship with,” is. Hope that helps.
Look, I don’t condone Luigi Mangione murdering someone, but I’m not going to sit here, as a parent who has literally had to fight with my insurance company over approving lifesaving treatments for my child, and say I don’t understand why he did it.
August 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Look, I don’t condone Luigi Mangione murdering someone, but I’m not going to sit here, as a parent who has literally had to fight with my insurance company over approving lifesaving treatments for my child, and say I don’t understand why he did it.
Just so I'm clear; there was a credible threat to Air Force One, so they secretly smuggled Trump off the plane, let it take off, and left everyone on board to unwittingly take the hit. I mean, if that's not the perfect analogy for this administration I don't know what is.
August 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Just so I'm clear; there was a credible threat to Air Force One, so they secretly smuggled Trump off the plane, let it take off, and left everyone on board to unwittingly take the hit. I mean, if that's not the perfect analogy for this administration I don't know what is.
Someone just needs to tell Trump that wind farms would generate enough breeze to blow all the smoke back to Canada. Then just sit back and watch that green energy money roll in... 😂
July 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Someone just needs to tell Trump that wind farms would generate enough breeze to blow all the smoke back to Canada. Then just sit back and watch that green energy money roll in... 😂
Over and… out? 🏳️🌈🤷♂️
July 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Over and… out? 🏳️🌈🤷♂️
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Listen, if you don’t know the difference between Democratic socialism and communism, I’m not engaging with you.
Crack a book.
Crack a book.
July 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Listen, if you don’t know the difference between Democratic socialism and communism, I’m not engaging with you.
Crack a book.
Crack a book.
Whoever came up with the name Democratic Socialist, definitely didn’t take into account that a large number of Americans are stupid. 🤦♂️
June 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Whoever came up with the name Democratic Socialist, definitely didn’t take into account that a large number of Americans are stupid. 🤦♂️
Honestly, I think it's wonderful that the President of the United States has decided to come out during Pride. 🌈👏👏👏
June 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Honestly, I think it's wonderful that the President of the United States has decided to come out during Pride. 🌈👏👏👏
If you were against money for student loan relief, and against money for affordable healthcare, but ok with giving a million dollars each to a bunch of dirt-bag January 6th insurrectionist criminals, please kindly go f**k yourself. 🖕😡
May 19, 2026 at 12:37 PM
If you were against money for student loan relief, and against money for affordable healthcare, but ok with giving a million dollars each to a bunch of dirt-bag January 6th insurrectionist criminals, please kindly go f**k yourself. 🖕😡
How about Trump just stays in China and we order a new president off Temu? 🤷
May 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
How about Trump just stays in China and we order a new president off Temu? 🤷
It’s always annoyed me how when some total garbage human dies people suddenly start talking about all their “good” qualities. So anyway, Spirit Airlines went out of business…
May 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It’s always annoyed me how when some total garbage human dies people suddenly start talking about all their “good” qualities. So anyway, Spirit Airlines went out of business…
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I’m not shocked the shooter fits perfectly into the MAGA narrative. Those casting directors are very good at what they do! 🤣
April 27, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I’m not shocked the shooter fits perfectly into the MAGA narrative. Those casting directors are very good at what they do! 🤣
Can someone explain what happened in D.C. last night in Iran war/high gas prices/terrible economy/cratering poll numbers/ballroom nobody wants/Epstein terms? 🤷♂️
April 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Can someone explain what happened in D.C. last night in Iran war/high gas prices/terrible economy/cratering poll numbers/ballroom nobody wants/Epstein terms? 🤷♂️
This is how it's done!
I was gonna "G-damn!" but probably not appropriate here.
So I'll just say, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"
So I'll just say, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"
I had the opportunity to confront Pete Hegseth's bigoted spiritual mentor, Pastor Doug Wilson, and call him out on his history of hate, his misreading of the Bible, his hijacking of Jesus, and his cosplay Crusading.
It was worth it.
It was worth it.
April 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This is how it's done!
Remember, you can’t spell Iran War without E-P-S-T-E-I-N! 🤷♂️
March 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Remember, you can’t spell Iran War without E-P-S-T-E-I-N! 🤷♂️
“It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
This Macbeth quote is stuck in my head this morning for some reason. 🤷♂️
This Macbeth quote is stuck in my head this morning for some reason. 🤷♂️
February 25, 2026 at 5:33 PM
“It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
This Macbeth quote is stuck in my head this morning for some reason. 🤷♂️
This Macbeth quote is stuck in my head this morning for some reason. 🤷♂️
Just a reminder that when Michelle Obama suggested Americans eat better, they called her a communist.
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Just a reminder that when Michelle Obama suggested Americans eat better, they called her a communist.
Meanwhile, I can't stand up straight because I slept funny. 🤦♂️
February 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Meanwhile, I can't stand up straight because I slept funny. 🤦♂️
I can’t watch the Grammys. It’s too depressing that the only artists I’ve heard of are in the In Memoriam segment. 🥴
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I can’t watch the Grammys. It’s too depressing that the only artists I’ve heard of are in the In Memoriam segment. 🥴
I rarely feel sorry for critics, but I’ve seen reviews of Melania, which means some of those poor bastards were actually forced to watch it!
Oh the humanity!!! 😫😂
Oh the humanity!!! 😫😂
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I rarely feel sorry for critics, but I’ve seen reviews of Melania, which means some of those poor bastards were actually forced to watch it!
Oh the humanity!!! 😫😂
Oh the humanity!!! 😫😂