Claire
@mfmclaire.bsky.social
Married👫 Bi-curious 👭 Red hair 👩🦰 Very Curvy 🍑 Love all things smut 😈 She/Her
Of course it pisses down with rain the one day I have to go into the office.
September 8, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Of course it pisses down with rain the one day I have to go into the office.
Rewatching Practical Magic with my daughter before we see the sequel. I wanted to look like Nicole Kidman so much growing up. She looks absolute 🔥 in this.
August 29, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Rewatching Practical Magic with my daughter before we see the sequel. I wanted to look like Nicole Kidman so much growing up. She looks absolute 🔥 in this.
Rewatching The Thomas Crown Affair which I haven't seen in years. Rene Russo is just unbelievable in this and my ultimate crush.
August 19, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Rewatching The Thomas Crown Affair which I haven't seen in years. Rene Russo is just unbelievable in this and my ultimate crush.
Sod it. I might not have one to go to but I wanted it and it will be here next week 😘
August 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Sod it. I might not have one to go to but I wanted it and it will be here next week 😘
Does anyone know of any LS Masquerade events coming up? I've got a real urge to buy a velvet and lace mask and don't want it to go to waste :)
August 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Does anyone know of any LS Masquerade events coming up? I've got a real urge to buy a velvet and lace mask and don't want it to go to waste :)
It's finally raining here - for the first time in weeks! It's taking all my willpower to not strip off and run outside, like a really wobbly Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption.
Shawshank Redemption: Andy's Freedom Rain
ALT: Shawshank Redemption: Andy's Freedom Rain
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August 18, 2026 at 7:21 AM
It's finally raining here - for the first time in weeks! It's taking all my willpower to not strip off and run outside, like a really wobbly Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption.
Two and a half weeks in and I'm down almost 7lbs which I'm over the moon with. I'm still at 2.5mg and wondering whether I do actually need to go up to 5mg, or whether I can stay on the lower dose if I'm losing weight?
Ok I've taken the plunge and ordered the weight loss jabs. It would have been nice of them to tell me I needed to take full body photos BEFORE I paid the bloody money.
July 30, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Two and a half weeks in and I'm down almost 7lbs which I'm over the moon with. I'm still at 2.5mg and wondering whether I do actually need to go up to 5mg, or whether I can stay on the lower dose if I'm losing weight?
It's just started raining. I almost ran out into the garden naked until I realised I didn't want to scare any neighbours that might be in their windows.
July 26, 2026 at 8:11 AM
It's just started raining. I almost ran out into the garden naked until I realised I didn't want to scare any neighbours that might be in their windows.
Ok I've taken the plunge and ordered the weight loss jabs. It would have been nice of them to tell me I needed to take full body photos BEFORE I paid the bloody money.
July 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Ok I've taken the plunge and ordered the weight loss jabs. It would have been nice of them to tell me I needed to take full body photos BEFORE I paid the bloody money.
Morning update - she's got her first hangover 😄
I'm now making her a sausage sandwich 😚
I'm now making her a sausage sandwich 😚
Watching the England match with my daughter whilst my husband has gone down the pub. I've let her have a couple of alcopops whilst I have a glass of wine. She seems happy :)
July 12, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Morning update - she's got her first hangover 😄
I'm now making her a sausage sandwich 😚
I'm now making her a sausage sandwich 😚
Who is this interviewer trying to stir shit up? Let them enjoy it!
July 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Who is this interviewer trying to stir shit up? Let them enjoy it!
Watching the England match with my daughter whilst my husband has gone down the pub. I've let her have a couple of alcopops whilst I have a glass of wine. She seems happy :)
July 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Watching the England match with my daughter whilst my husband has gone down the pub. I've let her have a couple of alcopops whilst I have a glass of wine. She seems happy :)
Those who are perimenopausal or have been through it: is it normal to have days or even weeks where you don't want to be touched by anyone, even your partner? I feel like I'm going losing my mind.
July 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Those who are perimenopausal or have been through it: is it normal to have days or even weeks where you don't want to be touched by anyone, even your partner? I feel like I'm going losing my mind.
Not sure how to feel about this. Obviously it is disgusting what happened to her and I hope she has the proper care and support going forward, but whilst Fab can be a cesspit in places, her husband should get all the blame.
The article also feels really out of touch on what 'swinging' actually is.
The article also feels really out of touch on what 'swinging' actually is.
Woman left traumatised by swinging says website 'facilitated abuse'
Woman left traumatised by swinging says website 'facilitated abuse'
She wants to warn others after her husband pressured her into sex she did not want, she says.
www.bbc.com
June 16, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Not sure how to feel about this. Obviously it is disgusting what happened to her and I hope she has the proper care and support going forward, but whilst Fab can be a cesspit in places, her husband should get all the blame.
The article also feels really out of touch on what 'swinging' actually is.
The article also feels really out of touch on what 'swinging' actually is.
Doesn't say a thing about the CSAM on the site. But as soon his ugly mug gets used it's all hands on deck.
Twat.
Twat.
Farage says Reform has contacted X over fake AI video ads
Farage says Reform has contacted X over fake AI video ads
The fake ads feature the governor of the Bank of England - the Bank has urged people to report them.
www.bbc.com
June 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Doesn't say a thing about the CSAM on the site. But as soon his ugly mug gets used it's all hands on deck.
Twat.
Twat.
I'd actually quite like a packet of Munchies now, fyi
Look, if you're going to send me unsolicited dick pics at least use something more original for the size comparison - like a Milky Bar, some Monster Munch or a row of Munchies. At least it will be slightly entertaining before I block you.
June 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I'd actually quite like a packet of Munchies now, fyi
Look, if you're going to send me unsolicited dick pics at least use something more original for the size comparison - like a Milky Bar, some Monster Munch or a row of Munchies. At least it will be slightly entertaining before I block you.
June 9, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Look, if you're going to send me unsolicited dick pics at least use something more original for the size comparison - like a Milky Bar, some Monster Munch or a row of Munchies. At least it will be slightly entertaining before I block you.
Page 12 - "In this lavish room the real star is the double cuck chair in the corner. Its sublime fabric and gorgeous bones intimidate its surroundings whilst providing comfort and a perfect angle for the occupant. 7/10." #CuckChairCritic
June 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Page 12 - "In this lavish room the real star is the double cuck chair in the corner. Its sublime fabric and gorgeous bones intimidate its surroundings whilst providing comfort and a perfect angle for the occupant. 7/10." #CuckChairCritic
You know there's that book of Wetherspoons carpets? They should do a version like that but for hotel cuck chairs.
June 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
You know there's that book of Wetherspoons carpets? They should do a version like that but for hotel cuck chairs.
I'm glad Everton haven't turned up today as my husband would be in bits. He's currently buzzing.
May 24, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I'm glad Everton haven't turned up today as my husband would be in bits. He's currently buzzing.
It's the first nice day in weeks, so of course my scrounging neighbours are out in the garden with the music blaring, drinking and being absolute twats.
May 22, 2026 at 12:44 PM
It's the first nice day in weeks, so of course my scrounging neighbours are out in the garden with the music blaring, drinking and being absolute twats.
Are there any other girlies on her with PCOS and IR and taking a GLP-1? Has to helped at all with weight loss and overall wellbeing?
May 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Are there any other girlies on her with PCOS and IR and taking a GLP-1? Has to helped at all with weight loss and overall wellbeing?
Could anyone recommend a podcast/podcast episode that goes into depth about the friendship side of ENM rather than the (hot) sex that happens?
May 20, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Could anyone recommend a podcast/podcast episode that goes into depth about the friendship side of ENM rather than the (hot) sex that happens?
Oh boy am I glad Rivals is back 🥵
May 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Oh boy am I glad Rivals is back 🥵
I started a new job this week and am currently on day two of completing HR training videos. End me.
May 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I started a new job this week and am currently on day two of completing HR training videos. End me.