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pizza time
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la respuesta obvia es contratar a todas mis amistades y comprar una lujosa hacienda con establos y un lago mediano para hacer un reality que luego nunca se emita y declararlo como pérdidas cuando nos jubilemos
youve got 5.6 billion to make a 7 season 56 episode show airing over 15 years, wdyd
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
August 20, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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What a gent
July 14, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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"La operación se ha producido a más de 1.000 kilómetros del territorio israelí, en aguas internacionales."

Entonces no es una detención. Es un secuestro.
‼️Israel intercepta 22 barcos de la Flotilla de la Libertad rumbo a Gaza y detiene a 175 personas www.eldiario.es/internaciona...
April 30, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"

counterpoint!

the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time
March 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Maybe the model was operating on outdated data, maybe it was a complete hallucination, maybe it intentionally decided to kill a bunch of kids because that's how the US and its allies have been waging war for a while.
March 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
February 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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"Los papeles de Epstein deberían llevar a juicio a quinientas personas poderosas". En realidad nuestra insatisfacción debería tener otra escala: la consecuencia de este horror debería ser un RESET de nuestro modelo económico y social.
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Verse Secondary Effects que es una serie chulisima
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Me temo que la canción de Gorillaz ft Bizarrap es temazo
January 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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I AM FUCKING *DECEASED* LOL

Spanish equivalent of The Onion or The Beaverton announces "Denmark changes the name of Greenland to Epstein Island so that Trump will quit talking about it"
"Seré muy clara: la Isla Epstein es nuestra", ha afirmado la primera ministra danesa esta mañana en una rueda de prensa.

Lee la noticia completa en la web:
www.elmundotoday.com/2026/01/dina...
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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yeah they’re just grabbing random people at bus stops there is absolutely no attempt to even give the pretense that this is about immigration anymore. it is absolutely just a military occupation
Not an exaggeration at all to say that the feeling in Minneapolis is that the entire metro area is being treated as occupied territory by federal agents. Impossible to overstate how overwhelmingly people here do not like it. This does not feel sustainable.
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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you should say the part that's true... and not the overbroad thing that's a lie. and people should be held to that standard all the time
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Lo bien escrito que está esto, los pelos de punta en varias ocasiones youtu.be/n9Ay5tzHIBU?...
Fantasies of Nuremberg
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Con el tema de pegar a los críos ocurre que les podemos. No solo somos sus figuras de autoridad, proveedoras de alimento y cuidados. Somos más grandes y fuertes que ellos y les podemos. Y algunos adultos con críos a su cargo deciden que bueno, que una hostia a tiempo y tal.
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Se me había olvidado desactivar la IA de Google en el móvil y bueno
October 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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If we measure things in terms of impact, not sure anyone left a bigger mark on the entire ecosystem of film (and much, much more).
September 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Hice un pedido para que me llegara un regalo a Salamanca el 5 de septiembre.
Por fin, ha llegado hoy a Salamanca... Guanajuato, México.
September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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We told you.

Every. Fucking. Time. We told them.

Crypto. NFTs. The metaverse. We told them *every time.* And still, they did not believe us.

Techbros pretended to throw a ball, and they run off like a loyal dog believing their master would never betray their trust.

They'll do it again, too.
September 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
estoy in disbelief
August 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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NOPE - dashare.zone ADMIN
August 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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❗ El incendio de Zamora-León apunta a las 37.000 hectáreas calcinadas: el peor de España desde que hay registros

Comprueba aquí su evolución en las imágenes por satélite www.eldiario.es/castilla-y-l...
August 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Bueno bueno bueno, parece que Gilead ha hecho algún acuerdo con el fondo mundial para liberar la patente del lenacapavir. La vacuna del VIH semestral que salió el año pasado y valía una millonada

Bonitas noticias de lunes por la mañana
July 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM