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MichaelH
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FUCK IT. I'm giving away another 5 signed copies of my latest novel, Everything Will Swallow You. To enter, simply repost this & pop a reply below.

You might like it if you like any of these things:
Community
Knitting
Folklore
The sea
Dorset
Silliness
Old records

CONTD...
5 copies of my latest novel Everything Will Swallow You
August 24, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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contemprainn.bsky.social
Umm what do I do now? 😳
August 19, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
I've been in Whole Foods lines with more people in them than at the Freedom 250 state fair.
June 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Hilda Jumps Off Cliff
ALT: Hilda Jumps Off Cliff
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May 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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thelifeofsharks.com
He is risen.
darth vader is surrounded by smoke and a light coming from the sky
ALT: darth vader is surrounded by smoke and a light coming from the sky
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April 5, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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March 15, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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Snek
March 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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March 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
mhoerler.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Buge
September 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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@vonney.bsky.social I hope your kitties are doing well. I'm glad I can still check in on all of you here.
July 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Yes, we noticed. You're still here.
May 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Work friend
April 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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March 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Fierce
March 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Holy shit this cartoon.
February 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a wood frog stands on a pink background. The text says: "Feeling unlucky in love? Did you know that male Wood Frogs have difficulty perceiving members of their species? Here are some things they’ve been documented trying to mate with." "Spotted Salamander." The wood frog looks at a large yellow-spotted salamander, with a heart over the frog's head. "Cattail." The frog looks amorously at a large cattail flower or "sausage." "Green frog." The wood frog looks at a large confused-looking green frog. "Dead fish." The wood frog stares at a large dead fish. "Live fish." The wood frog looks amorously at a large trout. "Pine cone." The wood frog looks at a large pine cone. The final text says: "Sorry, there's no moral here. I just thought you'd enjoy this fact about frogs."
February 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
mhoerler.bsky.social
I always feel like somebody's watching me
February 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Here's a way to share, dearest bartender. Enjoy yall!
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Trump is already 0-2 in his tarrif based trade war
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February 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM