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do you think a brita pitcher likes it when you pour water in the top at the same rate it dispenses the clean water out the bottom. i bet it feels good as fuck
September 7, 2026 at 7:11 AM
do you think a brita pitcher likes it when you pour water in the top at the same rate it dispenses the clean water out the bottom. i bet it feels good as fuck
I'm getting a dr pepper after work and you can't fucking stop me so don't even try
September 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I'm getting a dr pepper after work and you can't fucking stop me so don't even try
avengers doomsday looks like when the fighting game has a story mode with cutscenes
August 21, 2026 at 1:34 AM
avengers doomsday looks like when the fighting game has a story mode with cutscenes
r.i.p to the "huge loads" window decal at the laundromat. i used to laugh at it like butthead every time i walked by
April 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
r.i.p to the "huge loads" window decal at the laundromat. i used to laugh at it like butthead every time i walked by
soaking and simmering dried beans for the first time #fartmaxxing
March 23, 2026 at 5:15 AM
soaking and simmering dried beans for the first time #fartmaxxing
A woman gave her husband a sealed envelope on their wedding day. She said "If you're ever thinking about giving up on us, open this and read it." 11 years later, the man, at the end of his rope, opened the envelope. He never asked for a divorce. The paper inside the envelope said
March 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
A woman gave her husband a sealed envelope on their wedding day. She said "If you're ever thinking about giving up on us, open this and read it." 11 years later, the man, at the end of his rope, opened the envelope. He never asked for a divorce. The paper inside the envelope said
i used to perch precariously but now i hunker in the bunker
January 24, 2026 at 8:31 PM
i used to perch precariously but now i hunker in the bunker
I'm fucking CUMMING
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I'm fucking CUMMING
i almost got hit by a train as a kid because i thought they were saying "run onto the railroad track" in "captain jack" my favorite song from dance dance revolution extreme 2
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i almost got hit by a train as a kid because i thought they were saying "run onto the railroad track" in "captain jack" my favorite song from dance dance revolution extreme 2
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ATMOSPHERIC SUFFERING
prom king & queen
trying to win hell’s toughest popularity contest is torture!
prom king & queen
trying to win hell’s toughest popularity contest is torture!
October 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ATMOSPHERIC SUFFERING
prom king & queen
trying to win hell’s toughest popularity contest is torture!
prom king & queen
trying to win hell’s toughest popularity contest is torture!
through a long string of cause and effect events, a butterfly flapping its wings 3 states away has led to me cumming in my pants. no i will not elaborate
July 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
through a long string of cause and effect events, a butterfly flapping its wings 3 states away has led to me cumming in my pants. no i will not elaborate
they should be pronounced "breest" or spelled "brest" but either way I'm suckin on em
June 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
they should be pronounced "breest" or spelled "brest" but either way I'm suckin on em
if i had a nickel for every time i've thought about the "that broad looks like the dobby" post over the last 2 days i would never have to work another day in my life
June 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
if i had a nickel for every time i've thought about the "that broad looks like the dobby" post over the last 2 days i would never have to work another day in my life
absolutely sacked this poor lad on db. playing dragon turbo and i draw locked myself for 4 turns with reckless but it didn't matter because i had mirror force and trunade to back up REDMD with 2 LADD in hand
June 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
absolutely sacked this poor lad on db. playing dragon turbo and i draw locked myself for 4 turns with reckless but it didn't matter because i had mirror force and trunade to back up REDMD with 2 LADD in hand
splitgate 2 best head clicking game 2025
May 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
splitgate 2 best head clicking game 2025
scanning some documence
April 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
scanning some documence
hoopla kinda fucking rules
April 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
hoopla kinda fucking rules
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ARES!!! Recast Jared Leto, and my life is yours!
April 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ARES!!! Recast Jared Leto, and my life is yours!
the government has a space laser that beams directly into my brain and makes me forget what I'm supposed to get at walgreens
April 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
the government has a space laser that beams directly into my brain and makes me forget what I'm supposed to get at walgreens
weezer now that there's a different meme of 4 guys standing next to each other
April 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
weezer now that there's a different meme of 4 guys standing next to each other
sorry can't come to the phone. I'm cooking
April 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
sorry can't come to the phone. I'm cooking