Michael
@michaelctraylor.bsky.social
Either Michael or Mike is fine, depending on how you feel about brevity. Or Traylor, if you already know too many Michaels/Mikes.
A very happy Dolly Parton Day to all who observe.
dolly heart
Alt: Dolly Parton draws a heart in the air with her index fingers.
static.klipy.com
September 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
A very happy Dolly Parton Day to all who observe.
@savedbythecity.bsky.social Congrats to basically everyone on the team getting married!
…to your own individual spouses, not to each other. You know what I mean!
…to your own individual spouses, not to each other. You know what I mean!
Mazel Tov Wine Toast
Alt: Niles Crane raises a toast and says, “Mazel tov!”
static.klipy.com
September 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
@savedbythecity.bsky.social Congrats to basically everyone on the team getting married!
…to your own individual spouses, not to each other. You know what I mean!
…to your own individual spouses, not to each other. You know what I mean!
Sometimes when the state of the world has me really bummed out, I think about the first time I watched the "I'm on a Boat" digital short and how good the T-Pain reveal got me.
Because that moment was delightful.
Because that moment was delightful.
September 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Sometimes when the state of the world has me really bummed out, I think about the first time I watched the "I'm on a Boat" digital short and how good the T-Pain reveal got me.
Because that moment was delightful.
Because that moment was delightful.
Public Service Announcement, I guess? youtube.com/shorts/Iyf0c...
Trump’s stock trade report: a corruption roadmap
YouTube video by Lawyer Oyer
youtube.com
June 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Public Service Announcement, I guess? youtube.com/shorts/Iyf0c...
Who are these nearly 20K people who still voted for Swalwell??
June 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Who are these nearly 20K people who still voted for Swalwell??
“We could always just go [unalive] your fiancé.” #DnDOutOfContext
April 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
“We could always just go [unalive] your fiancé.” #DnDOutOfContext
I think about this a lot.
www.tiktok.com/@whats_eatin...
www.tiktok.com/@whats_eatin...
#stitch with @danni___duncan have none; hold many ❤️#childfreebychoice #childfreetiktok #childfreemillennial #fyp #30somethingsoftiktok #coparenting #AerieREAL
TikTok video by erica
www.tiktok.com
March 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think about this a lot.
www.tiktok.com/@whats_eatin...
www.tiktok.com/@whats_eatin...
From time to time a show comes out that I am appalled not to have been hired to work on. @netflix.com's upcoming Pride & Prejudice is one such show.
February 25, 2026 at 1:14 AM
From time to time a show comes out that I am appalled not to have been hired to work on. @netflix.com's upcoming Pride & Prejudice is one such show.
“The best way to shift wealth to heaven is to give to the poor.” -Ron McKenzie
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
“The best way to shift wealth to heaven is to give to the poor.” -Ron McKenzie
I stayed alive 'til '25 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I stayed alive 'til '25 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
I Opened An Etsy Link And Now I Have 70 Tabs Open: The Michael Traylor Story
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I Opened An Etsy Link And Now I Have 70 Tabs Open: The Michael Traylor Story
I’ll never understand drivers who think that the Stop signs at 4-way intersections apply to everyone *but* them.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’ll never understand drivers who think that the Stop signs at 4-way intersections apply to everyone *but* them.
Oh, cool... a global AWS technology outage. Good thing they're not a monopoly that touches virtually every aspect of modern life...
October 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh, cool... a global AWS technology outage. Good thing they're not a monopoly that touches virtually every aspect of modern life...
“Was that sarcasm?”
“No, thats just my face and voice.”
“No, thats just my face and voice.”
July 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Was that sarcasm?”
“No, thats just my face and voice.”
“No, thats just my face and voice.”
For the record, June 19th is the only Liberation Day I will acknowledge. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
June 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
For the record, June 19th is the only Liberation Day I will acknowledge. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
“He died like he lived. Being obnoxious in the middle of traffic.” #HollywoodOutOfContext
May 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“He died like he lived. Being obnoxious in the middle of traffic.” #HollywoodOutOfContext
Me, when people say "Liberation Day" unironically...
robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark rolls his eyes and sighs.
media.tenor.com
May 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me, when people say "Liberation Day" unironically...
What a weird way to lose a game...
April 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
What a weird way to lose a game...
I just saw a dude tagging a building on a main thoroughfare at 10am. We have gotten BRAZEN out in the streets.
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I just saw a dude tagging a building on a main thoroughfare at 10am. We have gotten BRAZEN out in the streets.
“You listen to music on a YouTube??” #CousinBritiniOutOfContext
January 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
“You listen to music on a YouTube??” #CousinBritiniOutOfContext
“Nothing like desecrating a body.” #DnDOutOfContext
December 7, 2024 at 7:19 PM
“Nothing like desecrating a body.” #DnDOutOfContext
November 24, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I can't wait for this election to be over, and hopefully never hear the phrase "permission structure" again.
October 24, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I can't wait for this election to be over, and hopefully never hear the phrase "permission structure" again.
"Congrats on opening a door!" #DnDOutOfContext
October 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
"Congrats on opening a door!" #DnDOutOfContext