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#COYS ‘til I die. Missouri Ozarks. Leftist in politics and handedness.
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Accidentally clicked on the Outlook summarize button and Copilot spat out three paragraphs summarizing a one-sentence email. The future is full of wonders.
September 22, 2026 at 12:11 PM
When you see a home or auto insurance commercial with a big celebrity in it, your premiums are paying for that. They’re wasting money to advertise a product you have to purchase. And they’re doing this while denying half of all claims.
September 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
We have to build more data centers or we risk being left behind in the AI race. Every American knows this. We all know, deep down, that we are destined to destroy the planet, not China.
September 17, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Reposted by Michael
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Happy Slow Horses day. Remember that flatulence is mandatory.
September 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Is there some sort of weird magnetic field in the Everton end or something? Close to the box and Spurs completely forget how to move the ball
#COYS #TottenhamHotspur #Tottenham
September 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Here’s a lava hot cappuccino that is somehow six inches above the rim of the cup. Take it and walk through this crowded café while carrying your laptop.
September 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Watching Barça play is fun because it looks like Rodri is the dad and everyone else are his kids.
September 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The end to the Everton-United game was the wildest thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s going to be one of those highlights you see in compilations for the next twenty years.

youtube.com/shorts/CppVp...
STUNNER AT THE DEATH TO SAVE EVERTON AGAINST MAN UNITED
YouTube video by Men in Blazers
youtube.com
September 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I’m happy the goal was taken away but I really hate it when VAR turns into Zapruderesque analysis.
#COYS
September 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
A letter I wrote to my state legislators in support of impeaching and removing from office Sec. of State Denny Hoskins.

resist.bot/letters/d459...
An open letter to Rep. Hein, Sen. Hough.
Sec. of State Denny Hoskins must be held accountable for his unconstitutional actions against the people of Missouri. Mr. Hoskins has taken it upon himself...
resist.bot
September 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Denny Hoskins and his stupid red coat lost big today
September 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I’ve seen a lot of people say that what the US is doing with Venezuela’s oil is ironic because it’s socialism. I’m starting to think maybe liberals don’t actually know what socialism is. The word you’re looking for is imperialism.
September 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by Michael
re: everyone yelling about Google Maps - Maps just ingests the official data source for each country, which is GNIS in this case, and most other online maps will follow for American users

nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly
[taps the sign]

According to USGS GNIS "Per Secretarial Order 3453, Lake Ontario has been renamed to Lake America. The basemaps for GNIS are in the process of being updated."

So Google (& Apple, OpenStreetMap, & everyone else who ingests GNIS) will start calling it Lake America within a few weeks.
this is both:
1) an extremely stupid situation caused by a deeply unserious individual and
2) 100% the correct product call by google

they do this all the time for disputed names, and even change borders depending on who's viewing, e.g. the disputed border between India and Pakistan.
August 30, 2026 at 3:29 PM
They’re actually going to do it again. New year, same Spurs. #COYS
August 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Personally, I would reach into the barrel and grab a fish and not shoot them. But that’s just me, I guess.
August 28, 2026 at 2:09 PM
August 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Welp, that was a good expectation-clearing loss #COYS
August 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Tottenham dumpster fire dot jpeg
August 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Do you think the Slow Horses wiki has a list of all episodes Lamb farts in? I need this info to win an argument with my wife.
August 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I’m about 45 minutes into The Ninth Configuration and I honestly don’t know what is going on. I’ve seen Neil Breen movies more coherent than this.
August 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Did he steal that person’s phone?
I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.
August 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
You know those Little Free Libraries that are in a lot of neighborhoods? What if they made a big one where you could like go inside and it would have a lot of books? A Barnes & Noble, but for borrowing.
August 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Attendance was just over 1,000 for the NYCFC/Necaxa match yesterday. I know it was a Thursday, a Leagues Cup match, and in RBNY’s stadium, but that’s dismal for a top division. USL 1 teams are better attended.
#MLS #NYCFC
August 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The Spirit | Table Rock Lake, Missouri USA
#photography #fujifilm #BlackAndAwhite #bnwphotography #Ozarks
August 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM