Michael Giordano
@michaelgio.bsky.social
Writing Profit Without Responsibility | Photographer • Filmmaker • Handyman | Values anchored. Party unowned. 🌶️ Comedic Sauce
I read that it’s often misattributed to Sun Tzu. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
Napoleon Bonaparte said: “When the enemy is making a false movement, we must take good care not to interrupt him.”
Good one!
Napoleon Bonaparte said: “When the enemy is making a false movement, we must take good care not to interrupt him.”
Good one!
September 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I read that it’s often misattributed to Sun Tzu. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
Napoleon Bonaparte said: “When the enemy is making a false movement, we must take good care not to interrupt him.”
Good one!
Napoleon Bonaparte said: “When the enemy is making a false movement, we must take good care not to interrupt him.”
Good one!
Light is necessary to make photographs.
September 21, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Light is necessary to make photographs.
That’s the first time in a while he has slept next to Melania. 😏
September 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
That’s the first time in a while he has slept next to Melania. 😏
This is my babe. This is when she wants my attention. 😆
September 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This is my babe. This is when she wants my attention. 😆
🌶️ COMEDIC SAUCE #1
We’re living through a political circus so ridiculous that satire now needs citations.
Values anchored. Party unowned.
Nonpartisan. Not neutral about nonsense.
Today’s serving: Traces of Fawn Hall—Eau de Classifié.
Parody. No one recalls approving it.
We’re living through a political circus so ridiculous that satire now needs citations.
Values anchored. Party unowned.
Nonpartisan. Not neutral about nonsense.
Today’s serving: Traces of Fawn Hall—Eau de Classifié.
Parody. No one recalls approving it.
September 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Can definitely outrun them.
September 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Can definitely outrun them.
The first useless trillionaire. And the one who ordered the shutdown of USAID and will be the cause of 9.4 million deaths by 2030. Useless…I tell ya!
June 14, 2026 at 4:00 AM
The first useless trillionaire. And the one who ordered the shutdown of USAID and will be the cause of 9.4 million deaths by 2030. Useless…I tell ya!
He’s about to become (soon to be first trillionaire)
And he is utterly the most useless billionaire and quite possibly the most useless trillionaire can be added to the list. And yet guts USAID while milking the US government and the taxpayers that fund it.
And he is utterly the most useless billionaire and quite possibly the most useless trillionaire can be added to the list. And yet guts USAID while milking the US government and the taxpayers that fund it.
May 20, 2026 at 12:22 PM
He’s about to become (soon to be first trillionaire)
And he is utterly the most useless billionaire and quite possibly the most useless trillionaire can be added to the list. And yet guts USAID while milking the US government and the taxpayers that fund it.
And he is utterly the most useless billionaire and quite possibly the most useless trillionaire can be added to the list. And yet guts USAID while milking the US government and the taxpayers that fund it.
Trivia for you:
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
May 20, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Trivia for you:
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
May 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
Hong Kong Phooey!
March 25, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Hong Kong Phooey!
Dozy Don during the screening of Melania ✨
February 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Dozy Don during the screening of Melania ✨
Dozy Don during the screening of Melania ✨
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Dozy Don during the screening of Melania ✨
Dozy Don during the screening
February 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Dozy Don during the screening
He thought Swiss language was full of holes.
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
He thought Swiss language was full of holes.
I use WPSoffice. It’s been great. Free to use (with paid upgrades) and I write my stories with it. I know you probably prefer to punctuate things yourself but it does have a Grammarly grade AI that can assist you as well.
September 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I use WPSoffice. It’s been great. Free to use (with paid upgrades) and I write my stories with it. I know you probably prefer to punctuate things yourself but it does have a Grammarly grade AI that can assist you as well.
A lot!
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
September 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
A lot!
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
How long ago was 1 million seconds? 12 days ago!
How long was 1 billion seconds ago? 32 years ago!!
How long was a trillion seconds ago? 32,000 years ago!!!
You can never say "millionaires" and "billionaires" in the same breath and be talking about the same thing.
*in my best Hank Moody voice* Madafackaaaa!
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*in my best Hank Moody voice* Madafackaaaa!