Michael Reis
@michaelreis.bsky.social
Apparently my new thing is "remembering some cars" guy.
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Michael Reis
@michaelreis.bsky.social
· Feb 9
That's a 2000s caravan, I know because I only recently traded in my 05.
The answer is the Eddie Bauer Explorer, which showed us the future...
The answer is the Eddie Bauer Explorer, which showed us the future...
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you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
repost to receive his blessing
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois"
repost to receive his blessing
repost to receive his blessing
AI stealing my writing style is the most human thing it could be.
Not good, but human.
Not good, but human.
Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.
August 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
AI stealing my writing style is the most human thing it could be.
Not good, but human.
Not good, but human.
Name: Mike
Age: i remember when the Berlin Wall fell
Fave food: there is a chicken Parmn in Jersey City, been 20 years
Birthday: same as Ken Griffey Jr
Fave music act: don't have one
Country: Appalachia
Color: still green
Season: Mr autumn man
Age: i remember when the Berlin Wall fell
Fave food: there is a chicken Parmn in Jersey City, been 20 years
Birthday: same as Ken Griffey Jr
Fave music act: don't have one
Country: Appalachia
Color: still green
Season: Mr autumn man
July 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Name: Mike
Age: i remember when the Berlin Wall fell
Fave food: there is a chicken Parmn in Jersey City, been 20 years
Birthday: same as Ken Griffey Jr
Fave music act: don't have one
Country: Appalachia
Color: still green
Season: Mr autumn man
Age: i remember when the Berlin Wall fell
Fave food: there is a chicken Parmn in Jersey City, been 20 years
Birthday: same as Ken Griffey Jr
Fave music act: don't have one
Country: Appalachia
Color: still green
Season: Mr autumn man
sports podcasters are mad that some nobody is using their NIL to make a buck....
Which is at the heart of what all sports media is doing, using the NIL of athletes to make a buck.
Which is at the heart of what all sports media is doing, using the NIL of athletes to make a buck.
If the podcaster desires to defeat the aggregator, he must look inward:
If The Podcaster Desires To Defeat The Aggregator, He Must Look Inward | Defector
Listen to enough sports podcasts, and eventually you will hear someone spit the name of every podcaster’s greatest enemy: The aggregators. Oh, how the fellas who talk about sports into a mic for a…
defector.com
July 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
sports podcasters are mad that some nobody is using their NIL to make a buck....
Which is at the heart of what all sports media is doing, using the NIL of athletes to make a buck.
Which is at the heart of what all sports media is doing, using the NIL of athletes to make a buck.
Ignotz Gasoline or Harry Petrol (Canadian)
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
July 16, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Ignotz Gasoline or Harry Petrol (Canadian)
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Question for those who know more than me:
Is this less "being defiant" and more "we are desperate, and we need to get a mailing list together independent of the campaign"?
Is this less "being defiant" and more "we are desperate, and we need to get a mailing list together independent of the campaign"?
July 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Question for those who know more than me:
Is this less "being defiant" and more "we are desperate, and we need to get a mailing list together independent of the campaign"?
Is this less "being defiant" and more "we are desperate, and we need to get a mailing list together independent of the campaign"?
How much do dads love watching storms?
Just set up on the balcony to call my dad while I'm watching this storm...
Just set up on the balcony to call my dad while I'm watching this storm...
July 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
How much do dads love watching storms?
Just set up on the balcony to call my dad while I'm watching this storm...
Just set up on the balcony to call my dad while I'm watching this storm...
Not sure everyone can appreciate the veteran dad moves here:
1. Rocking on the legs, save the arms and keeping cool
2. Hands up on each side, to reassure a nervous parent.
3. Eyes constantly moving.
This kind of insight, plus the measured way of rocking, this is not his first baby.
1. Rocking on the legs, save the arms and keeping cool
2. Hands up on each side, to reassure a nervous parent.
3. Eyes constantly moving.
This kind of insight, plus the measured way of rocking, this is not his first baby.
Please enjoy this wholesome moment of Randy Johnson rocking his new grandson at the Diamondbacks game tonight
July 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Not sure everyone can appreciate the veteran dad moves here:
1. Rocking on the legs, save the arms and keeping cool
2. Hands up on each side, to reassure a nervous parent.
3. Eyes constantly moving.
This kind of insight, plus the measured way of rocking, this is not his first baby.
1. Rocking on the legs, save the arms and keeping cool
2. Hands up on each side, to reassure a nervous parent.
3. Eyes constantly moving.
This kind of insight, plus the measured way of rocking, this is not his first baby.
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News: A Manhattan magistrate judge has determined Brad Lander is NOT GUILTY of obstructing elevators and an elevator lobby at 26 Federal Plaza while demanding access to ICE detention cells last summer
June 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
News: A Manhattan magistrate judge has determined Brad Lander is NOT GUILTY of obstructing elevators and an elevator lobby at 26 Federal Plaza while demanding access to ICE detention cells last summer
Born and bred in NJ, from the Taylor Ham part of the state.
It's salty pork, which is fine. But it's little different from country ham that you can get in the whole south (where I live now).
It's salty pork, which is fine. But it's little different from country ham that you can get in the whole south (where I live now).
Here I invite you to be a micro-heretic. To bring small shame on your people.
Tell me about a highly praised thing in your hometown/area that all locals LOVE except YOU.
I’m from the Seattle area.
Taco Time is nothing special. Bland. Not horrible but not worth going out of your way.
Now you go!
Tell me about a highly praised thing in your hometown/area that all locals LOVE except YOU.
I’m from the Seattle area.
Taco Time is nothing special. Bland. Not horrible but not worth going out of your way.
Now you go!
May 27, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Born and bred in NJ, from the Taylor Ham part of the state.
It's salty pork, which is fine. But it's little different from country ham that you can get in the whole south (where I live now).
It's salty pork, which is fine. But it's little different from country ham that you can get in the whole south (where I live now).
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/23 Responsibility is not a zero-sum game. It can be held by several people without diminishing anyone’s share. The administration set the tone here and gave the marching orders. It also started sending inexperienced dipshits to do grown-up jobs in politically motivated cases.
May 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
/23 Responsibility is not a zero-sum game. It can be held by several people without diminishing anyone’s share. The administration set the tone here and gave the marching orders. It also started sending inexperienced dipshits to do grown-up jobs in politically motivated cases.
I can order food in Greek, I can barely understand Spanish, I speak fluent English, but can understand and pick out Canadian accents.
How many languages can y’all speak? 👀
May 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I can order food in Greek, I can barely understand Spanish, I speak fluent English, but can understand and pick out Canadian accents.
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if you’re in the montgomery, alabama area have i got a DEAL FOR YOU
May 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
if you’re in the montgomery, alabama area have i got a DEAL FOR YOU
It's Neil Diamond, all other answers are wrong.
Okay, so we all know what "Dad Rock" is
But what's "Mom Rock"
But what's "Mom Rock"
May 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
It's Neil Diamond, all other answers are wrong.
Not the first, not the last time she's gotten stuck like this. She was calmly sitting and waiting for help.
May 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Not the first, not the last time she's gotten stuck like this. She was calmly sitting and waiting for help.
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i realized a long time ago that setting this video to the nfl primetime music would be the best thing i ever do on the internet
i'm okay with that
i'm okay with that
April 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
i realized a long time ago that setting this video to the nfl primetime music would be the best thing i ever do on the internet
i'm okay with that
i'm okay with that
It started as a joke, but I think it would be a print only daily newspaper, includes a giant sunday edition that you could read all week.
Take a break from the discourse and quote this with a business you would want to start if you could afford to lose money on it
April 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
It started as a joke, but I think it would be a print only daily newspaper, includes a giant sunday edition that you could read all week.
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
April 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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the real one is bad enough! who is doing this! (here's a GIF showing the edit)
April 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
the real one is bad enough! who is doing this! (here's a GIF showing the edit)
Proscriptions (political killings) in 1st Century BCE Rome and how they demonstrated that the Roman Empire did not start until the death of Nero and the start of the Flavian dynasty.
I did not pull it all together.
I did not pull it all together.
In honor of me reading all of these thesis proposals, what was *your* senior thesis about?
It is that time when I evaluate proposals for senior honors theses and I will just say oh, thank you to the folks who put up with me when I was an ambitious undergraduate who didn't know what I didn't know
April 23, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Proscriptions (political killings) in 1st Century BCE Rome and how they demonstrated that the Roman Empire did not start until the death of Nero and the start of the Flavian dynasty.
I did not pull it all together.
I did not pull it all together.
Anyone else slap their belly like a sumo wrestler entering the ring to project their strength and power......?
Only me.....cool..
Only me.....cool..
April 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Anyone else slap their belly like a sumo wrestler entering the ring to project their strength and power......?
Only me.....cool..
Only me.....cool..
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I think all the time about Jack Kerouac heckling Frank O’Hara that he was ruining American poetry & O’Hara responding without a beat, “That’s more than you ever did for it”
April 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I think all the time about Jack Kerouac heckling Frank O’Hara that he was ruining American poetry & O’Hara responding without a beat, “That’s more than you ever did for it”
Banging around my head
"I Like to Party. I like to Havarti Party" sung to the tune of the Vengaboys Vengabus
Is anyone else first realizing the Vengaboys include ladies? The 90s man.
youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?...
"I Like to Party. I like to Havarti Party" sung to the tune of the Vengaboys Vengabus
Is anyone else first realizing the Vengaboys include ladies? The 90s man.
youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?...
Vengaboys - We like to Party! (The Vengabus)
YouTube video by Vengaboys
youtu.be
April 17, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Banging around my head
"I Like to Party. I like to Havarti Party" sung to the tune of the Vengaboys Vengabus
Is anyone else first realizing the Vengaboys include ladies? The 90s man.
youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?...
"I Like to Party. I like to Havarti Party" sung to the tune of the Vengaboys Vengabus
Is anyone else first realizing the Vengaboys include ladies? The 90s man.
youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?...