Michael Tallon
@michaeltallon.bsky.social
Be loving, fuck the fascists, and aspire to lateness.
I've been in bed with a stomach bug, so I've had extra time to hate on Trump.
June 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I've been in bed with a stomach bug, so I've had extra time to hate on Trump.
"So, I've got some good news and some bad news."
"What's the good news?"
"Well, the good news is that Trump was shot at tonight during the White House Correspondent's Dinner..."
"What's the good news?"
"Well, the good news is that Trump was shot at tonight during the White House Correspondent's Dinner..."
April 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
"So, I've got some good news and some bad news."
"What's the good news?"
"Well, the good news is that Trump was shot at tonight during the White House Correspondent's Dinner..."
"What's the good news?"
"Well, the good news is that Trump was shot at tonight during the White House Correspondent's Dinner..."
April 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Trump Presidential portrait just dropped.
March 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Trump Presidential portrait just dropped.
Trump the Rapist takes America to War!
Read the full breakdown on my stack.
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Read the full breakdown on my stack.
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Trump the Rapist Goes Geopolitical
Seeing the throughline of his behaviors, from women to war.
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March 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Trump the Rapist takes America to War!
Read the full breakdown on my stack.
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Read the full breakdown on my stack.
open.substack.com/pub/michaelt...
Stop doom-scrolling for 30 minutes, and listen to this story of Real Life Magic.
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February 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Stop doom-scrolling for 30 minutes, and listen to this story of Real Life Magic.
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February 18, 2026 at 5:26 AM
If Pam Bondi thinks that was a good look, she needs Queer Eye more than Marco Rubio.
February 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
If Pam Bondi thinks that was a good look, she needs Queer Eye more than Marco Rubio.
I needed to dive back into this again. Perhaps it will bring some light to you all, too.
Love and harmony.
Love and harmony.
Luke and Tracy: A Needed Reprise
After today, this seems the right elixir.
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February 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I needed to dive back into this again. Perhaps it will bring some light to you all, too.
Love and harmony.
Love and harmony.
He's dying. Praise be.
He's Dying. He's Dying Soon. Praise Be.
We're almost there, everyone. Hold the line.
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February 7, 2026 at 1:04 AM
He's dying. Praise be.
Fuck these monsters forever.
January 31, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Fuck these monsters forever.
The Echoes of King Louis XIV echo through the halls and the toilet stalls of Washington, DC!
Enjoy a bit of history.
Love to you all, and fuck the fascists.
#FuckTrump
#MelaniaMovie
#Melania
#history
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Enjoy a bit of history.
Love to you all, and fuck the fascists.
#FuckTrump
#MelaniaMovie
#Melania
#history
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Melania: Echoes of History
Can you imagine having to leave your DC castle to witness this public disgrace? Ugh....
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January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The Echoes of King Louis XIV echo through the halls and the toilet stalls of Washington, DC!
Enjoy a bit of history.
Love to you all, and fuck the fascists.
#FuckTrump
#MelaniaMovie
#Melania
#history
substack.com/@michaeltall...
Enjoy a bit of history.
Love to you all, and fuck the fascists.
#FuckTrump
#MelaniaMovie
#Melania
#history
substack.com/@michaeltall...
Goddamn, I needed that show.
Love, Ire, and Song to you all.
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Love, Ire, and Song to you all.
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Love, Ire, and Song
And, yes, I stole that title directly from one of Frank Turner's songs.
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January 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Goddamn, I needed that show.
Love, Ire, and Song to you all.
michaeltallon.substack.com/p/love-ire-a...
Love, Ire, and Song to you all.
michaeltallon.substack.com/p/love-ire-a...
Take heart, world! He's gonna die soon!
And our celebration of that fact will hasten the day!
#FuckTrump
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And our celebration of that fact will hasten the day!
#FuckTrump
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Take Heart World! He's Gonna Die Soon!
This dude doesn't have long to run. Let's celebrate that.
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January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Take heart, world! He's gonna die soon!
And our celebration of that fact will hasten the day!
#FuckTrump
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And our celebration of that fact will hasten the day!
#FuckTrump
substack.com/@michaeltall...
I hope this makes you smile.
Fuck the fascists and love to you all.
Fuck the fascists and love to you all.
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hope this makes you smile.
Fuck the fascists and love to you all.
Fuck the fascists and love to you all.
Internal Bleeding?
GTFOOHWTBS...
GTFOOHWTBS...
Internal Bleeding?
GTFOOHWTBS...
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January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Internal Bleeding?
GTFOOHWTBS...
GTFOOHWTBS...
Hey, I did a poetry!
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Trump!
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Hey, I did a poetry!
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Trump!
Trump is about to indict Jerome Powell, because he is a petulant little bitch.
Here's a primer.
Here's a primer.
Trump Set to Indict Powell
Because he is a petulant little bitch who doesn't understand either politics or economics.
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January 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Trump is about to indict Jerome Powell, because he is a petulant little bitch.
Here's a primer.
Here's a primer.
Kristi Noem beshits herself on National Television.
Kristi Noem Beshits Herself on National Television . . . again.
The Government Can't Hate the People
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January 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Kristi Noem beshits herself on National Television.