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That's probably for the best, since literally everything donold touches dies.
September 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
That's probably for the best, since literally everything donold touches dies.
To those triple trumpers, I say: wellp, you wanted to "own the libs". Y'all own this shit alright, and you can fucking keep it.
September 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
To those triple trumpers, I say: wellp, you wanted to "own the libs". Y'all own this shit alright, and you can fucking keep it.
Oh, I haven't forgotten Burisma. Or the Tan Suit! Or Her Emails!
September 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Oh, I haven't forgotten Burisma. Or the Tan Suit! Or Her Emails!
And the Reflecting Pool donold vandalized!
September 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
And the Reflecting Pool donold vandalized!
Everything donold touches literally dies.
September 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Everything donold touches literally dies.
Mmmmkaaaayyyy, but you don't get to be president three times. Hello, Obama?
September 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Mmmmkaaaayyyy, but you don't get to be president three times. Hello, Obama?
Yeah. It started in 1492!
September 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Yeah. It started in 1492!
Donold trump is Ametica's hitler. I'm sure I'll get over losing you.
September 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Donold trump is Ametica's hitler. I'm sure I'll get over losing you.
My response to that is, "but Benghazi?"
September 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My response to that is, "but Benghazi?"
Oh, but Benghazi!
September 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Oh, but Benghazi!
It ain't the dems who started the illegal war, and it ain't the dems who are losing it, donold!
September 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It ain't the dems who started the illegal war, and it ain't the dems who are losing it, donold!
Well don't worry little Stevie: we won't forget about you.
September 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Well don't worry little Stevie: we won't forget about you.
Hurts when that leopard eats your face, huh?
September 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Hurts when that leopard eats your face, huh?
Okay, tbc: Dems aren't the ones who are freaking out. Dems are the ones who are winning!
September 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Okay, tbc: Dems aren't the ones who are freaking out. Dems are the ones who are winning!
I have an idea: how about THIS bitch work for free!
August 31, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I have an idea: how about THIS bitch work for free!
And purge them from the airwaves, too.
August 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
And purge them from the airwaves, too.
Thoughts and prayers?
August 29, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Thoughts and prayers?
They misspelled 'stole'!
August 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
They misspelled 'stole'!
Yeah, but we all knew they were gonna!
August 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Yeah, but we all knew they were gonna!
The problem with Democrats is that they're always fighting with one hand tied behind their backs, and it's always the upper one.
August 27, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The problem with Democrats is that they're always fighting with one hand tied behind their backs, and it's always the upper one.
There's now 'wow, but not surprised' emoji on here!
August 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
There's now 'wow, but not surprised' emoji on here!