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Steven Smith has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
September 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Steven Smith has dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Unfriendly reminder. COVID is still very much out in these streets, and is still very much killing people. About 6,000 reported deaths from COVID this year alone.
Robert Redford: Face Mask Yes
ALT: Robert Redford: Face Mask Yes
static.klipy.com
September 8, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Unfriendly reminder. COVID is still very much out in these streets, and is still very much killing people. About 6,000 reported deaths from COVID this year alone.
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Love getting bigger and bigger, still about 50lbs to go
September 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Love getting bigger and bigger, still about 50lbs to go
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The president is a pedophile. Half of Hollywood is in the Epstein files. You can’t breath the air, you can’t drink the water, some of the food is contaminated, and thousands of people and animals have been affected by the New World screwworm in 2026…and I STILL gotta go to work! I’m tired.
August 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The president is a pedophile. Half of Hollywood is in the Epstein files. You can’t breath the air, you can’t drink the water, some of the food is contaminated, and thousands of people and animals have been affected by the New World screwworm in 2026…and I STILL gotta go to work! I’m tired.
Out of town for work
August 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Out of town for work
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Biblically accurate Furby
August 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Biblically accurate Furby
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Other countries being able to enjoy their salads, while Americans have to decide if eating a Caesar salad is worth a few days, to a month of explosive diarrhea.
July 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Other countries being able to enjoy their salads, while Americans have to decide if eating a Caesar salad is worth a few days, to a month of explosive diarrhea.
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frisky af. wish I could’ve made it to dore and lazy bear. hopefully next year 🥺
July 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
frisky af. wish I could’ve made it to dore and lazy bear. hopefully next year 🥺
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Being told “ You’re so handsome, even though you got a belly.” I can assure you, is not a compliment as far as I’M concerned. I know I’m chubby, but I also know I’m like a late May afternoon in Texas…real MUGGY. So if you find me attractive, but I’m not usually your “type.”
July 23, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Being told “ You’re so handsome, even though you got a belly.” I can assure you, is not a compliment as far as I’M concerned. I know I’m chubby, but I also know I’m like a late May afternoon in Texas…real MUGGY. So if you find me attractive, but I’m not usually your “type.”
Black and white - monochrome Monday
March 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Black and white - monochrome Monday
Black jock strap
March 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Black jock strap
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Come'ere and show Dad how good you are at shootin' ropes, champ! Let's see if you can make a big ol' mess like he can~🥴💦💦💦
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Come'ere and show Dad how good you are at shootin' ropes, champ! Let's see if you can make a big ol' mess like he can~🥴💦💦💦
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Wish I could stay home and masturbate but the day calls
March 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Wish I could stay home and masturbate but the day calls
Happy New Year!
January 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Happy New Year!
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Red light special during bath time…
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Red light special during bath time…
Body by desserts 🍮 🍰
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Body by desserts 🍮 🍰
Made a mess 💦
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Made a mess 💦