Middleisms
@middleisms.bsky.social
After a year away from this place, I decided to come back to talk about how to solve our problems in a bi-partisan manner.
Hey Ken "I Put The C in Corruption" Paxton,
You stole a pen for no reason.
You have zero credibility.
Buh bye.
You stole a pen for no reason.
You have zero credibility.
Buh bye.
September 18, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Hey Ken "I Put The C in Corruption" Paxton,
You stole a pen for no reason.
You have zero credibility.
Buh bye.
You stole a pen for no reason.
You have zero credibility.
Buh bye.
If we import $1 Billion in bananas we did not lose $1 Billion. We paid for something.... and this can't be said enough.... WE CAN'T GROW BANANAS IN THE US!!!!
Dumbass Trump Kaynes is too stupid to realize we i.port things because they don't exists here.
Dumbass Trump Kaynes is too stupid to realize we i.port things because they don't exists here.
September 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
If we import $1 Billion in bananas we did not lose $1 Billion. We paid for something.... and this can't be said enough.... WE CAN'T GROW BANANAS IN THE US!!!!
Dumbass Trump Kaynes is too stupid to realize we i.port things because they don't exists here.
Dumbass Trump Kaynes is too stupid to realize we i.port things because they don't exists here.
I've decided to become a fraudulent asshole, because apparently that's how you get super rich in this country.
September 18, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I've decided to become a fraudulent asshole, because apparently that's how you get super rich in this country.
Apparently Iran had to be bombed because we couldn't trust them but AI can self-regulate.
September 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Apparently Iran had to be bombed because we couldn't trust them but AI can self-regulate.
September 18, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Maralago is in horrible shape. Either they are going to put my name on it or it has to get torn down.
September 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Maralago is in horrible shape. Either they are going to put my name on it or it has to get torn down.
Both are a 0, but for different reasons. I love dogs like a 10, but not a Rash Patel 10.
September 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Both are a 0, but for different reasons. I love dogs like a 10, but not a Rash Patel 10.
Don't rape and traffick women and you wouldn't be in your own personal hell.
Simple rules to live by.... don't be a duck and the universe is less likely to be a dick back to you.
Simple rules to live by.... don't be a duck and the universe is less likely to be a dick back to you.
September 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Don't rape and traffick women and you wouldn't be in your own personal hell.
Simple rules to live by.... don't be a duck and the universe is less likely to be a dick back to you.
Simple rules to live by.... don't be a duck and the universe is less likely to be a dick back to you.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
September 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Don't threaten me with a good time.
I hope when I'm 204 years old I can smile like that.
Mitch McConnell leaves the Senate after not having a clue what he voted for or where he is.
September 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I hope when I'm 204 years old I can smile like that.
Tell us you had to pay someone to take your exams for you in business school without saying you had to pay someone to take your exams for you in business school.
September 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Tell us you had to pay someone to take your exams for you in business school without saying you had to pay someone to take your exams for you in business school.
It makes no sense that the FBI is removing it's ban on people who have engaged in beastiality as agents....
...until you see these eyes.
...until you see these eyes.
September 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
It makes no sense that the FBI is removing it's ban on people who have engaged in beastiality as agents....
...until you see these eyes.
...until you see these eyes.
No Bitch... not happening. Now sit down, shut up, and let Natalie change that shitty diaper.
www.cnbc.com/2026/09/16/t...
www.cnbc.com/2026/09/16/t...
Trump demands 1% or lower interest rate after first Fed hike since 2023
President Donald Trump demanded the Federal Reserve slash interest rates to 1% "or less," hours after the central bank announced its first rate hike since 2023.
www.cnbc.com
September 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
No Bitch... not happening. Now sit down, shut up, and let Natalie change that shitty diaper.
www.cnbc.com/2026/09/16/t...
www.cnbc.com/2026/09/16/t...
Ed Sheeran is to being apolitical what Robert Kraft is to not being in the Epstein Files.
September 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Ed Sheeran is to being apolitical what Robert Kraft is to not being in the Epstein Files.
No, calling the war on Palestinians genocide is NOT antisemitism.... saying you hate Israelies is antisemitic... hating Bibi and the IDF is different than hating Israel.
Go have your fear-mongering wankfest somewhere else. Macklemore is NOT an antisemite.
Go have your fear-mongering wankfest somewhere else. Macklemore is NOT an antisemite.
September 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
No, calling the war on Palestinians genocide is NOT antisemitism.... saying you hate Israelies is antisemitic... hating Bibi and the IDF is different than hating Israel.
Go have your fear-mongering wankfest somewhere else. Macklemore is NOT an antisemite.
Go have your fear-mongering wankfest somewhere else. Macklemore is NOT an antisemite.
Kash Patel is pro-beastiality.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
September 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Kash Patel is pro-beastiality.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
It's still the Sears Tower.
It's still Miller Park.
It's still Lake Ontario.
And It's still the Kennedy Center.
It's still Miller Park.
It's still Lake Ontario.
And It's still the Kennedy Center.
September 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It's still the Sears Tower.
It's still Miller Park.
It's still Lake Ontario.
And It's still the Kennedy Center.
It's still Miller Park.
It's still Lake Ontario.
And It's still the Kennedy Center.
Ed Sheeran better be careful or Yrump will grab him by the pussy.
September 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Ed Sheeran better be careful or Yrump will grab him by the pussy.
For the record, I hated Robert Kraft before he was Bibi's bitch.
September 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
For the record, I hated Robert Kraft before he was Bibi's bitch.
If you aren't a Macklemore fan by now, go watch Ed "I am a soulless ginger that won't stand up for what's right" Sheeran.
#FuckEdSheeran
#FuckEdSheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
If you aren't a Macklemore fan by now, go watch Ed "I am a soulless ginger that won't stand up for what's right" Sheeran.
#FuckEdSheeran
#FuckEdSheeran
Ed Sheeran just became the Pete Hegseth of Marco Rubios.
September 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Ed Sheeran just became the Pete Hegseth of Marco Rubios.
Every .ember of Tru.p's Cabinet has good reason to 25th him.... why don't they? They all would gain backbone, respect of the majority, and less fear of how Mango Mussolini will fuck them over eventually.
So why are they waiting?
So why are they waiting?
September 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Every .ember of Tru.p's Cabinet has good reason to 25th him.... why don't they? They all would gain backbone, respect of the majority, and less fear of how Mango Mussolini will fuck them over eventually.
So why are they waiting?
So why are they waiting?
With the $83 million Trump Owes @ejeancarroll.bsky.social she could buy the Kennedy Center out of bankruptcy, retain the name, and run a play called "Donald Trump is a Rapist".
September 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
With the $83 million Trump Owes @ejeancarroll.bsky.social she could buy the Kennedy Center out of bankruptcy, retain the name, and run a play called "Donald Trump is a Rapist".