Whoever did the sfx makeup in Yellowjackets needs to get an award and then immediatly be locked up. I've never been that appalled before.
September 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Whoever did the sfx makeup in Yellowjackets needs to get an award and then immediatly be locked up. I've never been that appalled before.
Hab mich grad im Zug in so einen 4 sitzen gesetzt und dann sind 3 andere Frauen dazu gekommen 🙏 I just keep winning
August 30, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Hab mich grad im Zug in so einen 4 sitzen gesetzt und dann sind 3 andere Frauen dazu gekommen 🙏 I just keep winning
Deutsche Bahn count your days
August 27, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Deutsche Bahn count your days
Hab grade den nettesten zugbegleiter EU West getroffen wtf
August 27, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Hab grade den nettesten zugbegleiter EU West getroffen wtf
Über 25 sein ist nice aber über 25 aussehen ist nicht mein favourite part sag ich wies is
August 27, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Über 25 sein ist nice aber über 25 aussehen ist nicht mein favourite part sag ich wies is
Had 2 revelations recently:
1. I forgot I love the Jonas Brothers
2. I'm not 100% sure the Jonas Brothers can sing
1. I forgot I love the Jonas Brothers
2. I'm not 100% sure the Jonas Brothers can sing
August 26, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Had 2 revelations recently:
1. I forgot I love the Jonas Brothers
2. I'm not 100% sure the Jonas Brothers can sing
1. I forgot I love the Jonas Brothers
2. I'm not 100% sure the Jonas Brothers can sing
Spotify needs a dislike button I'm tired of trying to put curses on artists so they can hear my criticism in their dreams
August 26, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Spotify needs a dislike button I'm tired of trying to put curses on artists so they can hear my criticism in their dreams
LinkedIn would be a lot more fun if it had downvotes. I'm tired of manually commenting "boo" on everything I hate.
April 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
LinkedIn would be a lot more fun if it had downvotes. I'm tired of manually commenting "boo" on everything I hate.
Life is good but i forgot all the bad parts of how it used to be
March 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Life is good but i forgot all the bad parts of how it used to be
Man i miss when I was like 16 and posted every thought on twitter and it would get 2 likes and then I would post the funniest joke I've ever come up with and it would get 1 like and i wouldn't even care. Everything is so serious now.
March 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Man i miss when I was like 16 and posted every thought on twitter and it would get 2 likes and then I would post the funniest joke I've ever come up with and it would get 1 like and i wouldn't even care. Everything is so serious now.
Warum sind Büro Jobs so
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Warum sind Büro Jobs so
Hab grade mein drittes Semester in der Uni angefangen und mir hat jetzt jemand gesagt, dass ich laut mit mir selbst rede, wenn ich mich konzentriere.
Exmatrikuliert.
Exmatrikuliert.
October 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Hab grade mein drittes Semester in der Uni angefangen und mir hat jetzt jemand gesagt, dass ich laut mit mir selbst rede, wenn ich mich konzentriere.
Exmatrikuliert.
Exmatrikuliert.
Diebstahl? Ja das machen die so
August 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Diebstahl? Ja das machen die so
I just remembered the time i got dumped so badly i briefly considered becoming a nun
March 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I just remembered the time i got dumped so badly i briefly considered becoming a nun
Went to a therapist this week. He said I don't have any self worth so when unfortunate things happen to me I emotionally crash. Other people baaically have a net that catches them.
While hes telling me this I watched him doodle a net on his notes. He showed me. I know what a net is.
???
While hes telling me this I watched him doodle a net on his notes. He showed me. I know what a net is.
???
February 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Went to a therapist this week. He said I don't have any self worth so when unfortunate things happen to me I emotionally crash. Other people baaically have a net that catches them.
While hes telling me this I watched him doodle a net on his notes. He showed me. I know what a net is.
???
While hes telling me this I watched him doodle a net on his notes. He showed me. I know what a net is.
???
Ich: das passwort funktioniert nicht
IT Support: (tippt...)
Ich: (oh gott der ist so sauer. Der nennt mich gleich eine dumme hure und schreibt dann sofort meinen Chef an, dass ich gefeuert werden soll und dann bin ich obdachlos und dann sterbe ich)
IT support: ok
IT Support: (tippt...)
Ich: (oh gott der ist so sauer. Der nennt mich gleich eine dumme hure und schreibt dann sofort meinen Chef an, dass ich gefeuert werden soll und dann bin ich obdachlos und dann sterbe ich)
IT support: ok
February 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Ich: das passwort funktioniert nicht
IT Support: (tippt...)
Ich: (oh gott der ist so sauer. Der nennt mich gleich eine dumme hure und schreibt dann sofort meinen Chef an, dass ich gefeuert werden soll und dann bin ich obdachlos und dann sterbe ich)
IT support: ok
IT Support: (tippt...)
Ich: (oh gott der ist so sauer. Der nennt mich gleich eine dumme hure und schreibt dann sofort meinen Chef an, dass ich gefeuert werden soll und dann bin ich obdachlos und dann sterbe ich)
IT support: ok
I had a really good idea for a post earlier. It was gonna be something gay. I forgot the rest.
December 30, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I had a really good idea for a post earlier. It was gonna be something gay. I forgot the rest.
People are actually gonna join Bluesky this is so fun
November 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
People are actually gonna join Bluesky this is so fun
Why does nobody have a public instagram anymore? It's like they don't even want to be stalked
October 11, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Why does nobody have a public instagram anymore? It's like they don't even want to be stalked
You ever have a day so shitty it loops back around to being funny
August 31, 2024 at 6:35 PM
You ever have a day so shitty it loops back around to being funny
Let me complain about this app like its 2018 please and thank you
July 30, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Let me complain about this app like its 2018 please and thank you
Lieber ein geschenkten Gaul in der Hand als Steine aus einer Grube werfen, das hab ich schon immer so gesagt
July 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Lieber ein geschenkten Gaul in der Hand als Steine aus einer Grube werfen, das hab ich schon immer so gesagt
I went for a run today and beat my personal best time by a full minute. I don't know how. I've literally been admiring this screenshot like i'm a soldier out at war and it's a picture of my wife whos raising our disabled daughter back home.
July 11, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I went for a run today and beat my personal best time by a full minute. I don't know how. I've literally been admiring this screenshot like i'm a soldier out at war and it's a picture of my wife whos raising our disabled daughter back home.
I'm at a drs office and there is a big sing on the door to the waiting room that anyone with infection symptoms needs to wear a mask (for obvious reasons) and this bitch has been coughing and wheezing every 3 minutes for an hour like rules don't apply to her
July 2, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I'm at a drs office and there is a big sing on the door to the waiting room that anyone with infection symptoms needs to wear a mask (for obvious reasons) and this bitch has been coughing and wheezing every 3 minutes for an hour like rules don't apply to her
Surely not all old people are frustrating but they keep acting like that
July 2, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Surely not all old people are frustrating but they keep acting like that