Mike
@mike-is-dumb.bsky.social
he/him || painfully unfunny and woefully unimportant || swears a lot || will high-five you for free
Barefoot in the Jurassic Park
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film.
October 9, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Barefoot in the Jurassic Park
my weekend is now, and then one more work until vacation. why i didn't shift my days around so i could start vacation sunday, i don't know. off friday/saturday, work sunday, vacation. lol. gonna be really funny to have my fucks given are at an ALL TIME low. lol.
October 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
my weekend is now, and then one more work until vacation. why i didn't shift my days around so i could start vacation sunday, i don't know. off friday/saturday, work sunday, vacation. lol. gonna be really funny to have my fucks given are at an ALL TIME low. lol.
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Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
October 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
it is very orange in here
October 7, 2026 at 5:45 AM
it is very orange in here
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ohhhh, so John Cena, like, *sucks* sucks. got it.
October 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
ohhhh, so John Cena, like, *sucks* sucks. got it.
i should really get into joshi wrestling. every clip i see is amazing.
October 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
i should really get into joshi wrestling. every clip i see is amazing.
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ryne & gaia
October 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
ryne & gaia
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October 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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pretty sure i’ve said this before but cherry tomatoes really are bullshit. waste of time ass little losers.
October 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
pretty sure i’ve said this before but cherry tomatoes really are bullshit. waste of time ass little losers.
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grumpy bulbasaur ko-fi request!
October 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
grumpy bulbasaur ko-fi request!
it's all in the eyes.
October 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
it's all in the eyes.
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sometimes i forget i buzz my hair now and when i see myself in the mirror i freak the fuck out for a second.
have i said this before? probably. i don't know, it's late, fuck you.
have i said this before? probably. i don't know, it's late, fuck you.
October 3, 2026 at 5:34 AM
sometimes i forget i buzz my hair now and when i see myself in the mirror i freak the fuck out for a second.
have i said this before? probably. i don't know, it's late, fuck you.
have i said this before? probably. i don't know, it's late, fuck you.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Leech Woman!
October 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Leech Woman!
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on jacob geller
heartcatch.dreamwidth.org/1867.html
heartcatch.dreamwidth.org/1867.html
October 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
on jacob geller
heartcatch.dreamwidth.org/1867.html
heartcatch.dreamwidth.org/1867.html
what would be even much more useful is to teach boys not to be rapists
That would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do.
October 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
what would be even much more useful is to teach boys not to be rapists
you can't call an act "unforgiveable" and then try to find myriad ways to forgive the person who did it.
October 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
you can't call an act "unforgiveable" and then try to find myriad ways to forgive the person who did it.
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the eclair is the hot dog of dessert
October 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
the eclair is the hot dog of dessert