Mike Fant
mikefant.bsky.social
Mike Fant
@mikefant.bsky.social
Former submarine sailor.
Current engineer.
Just trying to raise a family, enjoying, and learn some stuff along the way south of Seattle.
Maybe he's about to kick the bucket and he doesn't want CNN to be the first to report it.
September 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Do you suppose everyone in the FBI from now on is going to have to deal with "yeah? You got a bestiality waiver?" while they're putting the cuffs on them?
September 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Hmmm...I guess I never heard what my company's policies are on bestiality.
HR: What in the world is wrong with you? Why are you asking?
#fbi
September 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
So...did Mitch make it to work today?
September 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Just thinking about a solemn event like the 25th anniversary of 9/11 and how every living last president is there, but the current president wasn't wanted there because everyone knew he wouldn't STFU.
September 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Yes, make fun of his hair.
But don't forget the grifting, the state of our military, inflation, and the Epstein files.
September 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
No one ever said "we really need a data center based economy."

"What do you want to do when you grow up?"
"I want to maintain servers at a data center."
September 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
So how many days after he kicks the bucket will no one ever call it Lake America again?

Spend your energy wisely.
August 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
So basically what we expected to happen with Venezuela is finally happening.
They have a bunch of oil that is difficult to extract and process.
It will need years of infrastructure and good government to achieve it.
But now Trump's claiming that it's ours and we can immediately get it.
Enough.🙄
August 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
What ever happened to all the ultra-violent Latino gangs that trump was going to arrest and boot out of the country?
Did they all say "oh no. This guy will get us. We need to go back to our home countries and mellow out. Hurry guys."
August 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Dolly yesterday.
Tim Curry today.
Both 80.
August 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I could accept renaming it the Kennedy and Parton Center.
You know...after people who actually cared for America.
August 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Do you think everyone around trump is just begging "please don't say anything bad about Dolly. Saying anything against her would be worse than denying Putin and netanyahu."
August 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
News: a celebrity 80 year old passed away today...
Me: FINALLY!!!
News: Dolly Parton...
Me: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
August 25, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I miss the good old days when if someone claimed the government was selling horse meat or meat that China turned away from another country, it sounded like some kook making stuff up rather than something plausible.
August 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Stop being surprised that they claim kids are getting sex changes at school and trump is ordering them to be reversed.
He claimed during a debate "they're eating the dogs and cats" and people still voted for him.
This will go on until we feel enough pain to make it change.
August 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Epstein...not this one.
The other one.
Welcome Back Kotter: Epstein's Mother
ALT: Welcome Back Kotter: Epstein's Mother
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August 21, 2026 at 11:55 PM
We're about 40% of the way through Trump's 2nd term.
August 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
So to help distract from Trump's grifting and the Epstein files, Nancy Mace got her arms tattooed?
Ok.
Not sure how much of a distraction that is, but Nancy's going to Nancy.
August 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I know they released a a statement the other day with pictures of him.
But are those pics current?
Has anyone actually seen McConnell alive or did that just pass by like so many other things?
August 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
It's weird how many atheists are praying for one guy to die.
- Luke Severeid

😂👍
August 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
It's after midnight eastern time.
Did they announce McConnell is dead yet or do they have to wait until the whole country is past August 3?
August 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I've got $20 that Mitch McConnell passes away at 12:01 Tuesday morning, but can't find anyone to take that bet.
August 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I heard there's going to be an update on Mitch McConnell Tuesday.
🙄
August 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
If you were in front of Congress and rand Paul kicked your lawyer out of the room, you'd be smart to not answer questions too.
July 29, 2026 at 9:48 PM