Michael The Librarian
@mikeisabooknerd.bsky.social
I’m just your average librarian who is a book nerd at heart. I’m just here to post silly things to brighten your day.
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Deadwood is not dead
September 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Deadwood is not dead
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September 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Just know when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
September 16, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Just know when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
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September 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I hope the radiation allows me to glow like the Green Lantern.🤞🏼
I want to be radiant.
I want to be radiant.
![Doc: Don’t worry, the x-ray is safe.
The doctor when you’re trying getting the x-ray: [picture of a cow head side eyeing the camera]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fkemuzyjzlnf6j6aektporil/bafkreid556brzfvmhj7a3ypndsv5bhtlbgxkh3j53sxg6bqz42zptvj5ru)
September 15, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I hope the radiation allows me to glow like the Green Lantern.🤞🏼
I want to be radiant.
I want to be radiant.
Just in case you wanted to know.
September 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Just in case you wanted to know.
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Just catching up on my TBR pile.
September 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Just catching up on my TBR pile.
Things I was frightened of as a child:
Loud noises (I still am)
Tornadoes
Being my authentic self
Being disowned
Speaking Spanish
The dark (I still am)
Death
Flying (9/11 traumatized me)
Growing up
My brother
Loud noises (I still am)
Tornadoes
Being my authentic self
Being disowned
Speaking Spanish
The dark (I still am)
Death
Flying (9/11 traumatized me)
Growing up
My brother
Things I was frightened of as a child:
My mother
My stepfather
Bullies
Other predators around town
Nuclear war
My mother
My stepfather
Bullies
Other predators around town
Nuclear war
Things I was frightened of as a child:
Nuclear War
A needle getting under my skin and going up my arm
The landing in my aunt’s house
Sewing machines
Triffids (snuck downstairs to watch tv. Shouldn’t have)
The end of the world
Weaver fish
Nuclear War
A needle getting under my skin and going up my arm
The landing in my aunt’s house
Sewing machines
Triffids (snuck downstairs to watch tv. Shouldn’t have)
The end of the world
Weaver fish
September 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Things I was frightened of as a child:
Loud noises (I still am)
Tornadoes
Being my authentic self
Being disowned
Speaking Spanish
The dark (I still am)
Death
Flying (9/11 traumatized me)
Growing up
My brother
Loud noises (I still am)
Tornadoes
Being my authentic self
Being disowned
Speaking Spanish
The dark (I still am)
Death
Flying (9/11 traumatized me)
Growing up
My brother
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This was such a great spot along the hiking trail yesterday.
September 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This was such a great spot along the hiking trail yesterday.
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September 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My iron has been severely low. So, what did I do? I drove myself to the store to purchase iron pills.
After careful consideration, I decided to go with the Flintstone vitamins with iron.
Just making adult decisions with adult money.
After careful consideration, I decided to go with the Flintstone vitamins with iron.
Just making adult decisions with adult money.
Fred Flintstone Smiling
Alt: Fred Flintstone Smiling
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September 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
My iron has been severely low. So, what did I do? I drove myself to the store to purchase iron pills.
After careful consideration, I decided to go with the Flintstone vitamins with iron.
Just making adult decisions with adult money.
After careful consideration, I decided to go with the Flintstone vitamins with iron.
Just making adult decisions with adult money.
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"If the path is beautiful, let us not ask where it leads." - Anatole France
September 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
"If the path is beautiful, let us not ask where it leads." - Anatole France
Don’t mess with us. We’ll give you fines and paper cuts.
September 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Don’t mess with us. We’ll give you fines and paper cuts.
Stahp it.
September 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Stahp it.
Incorrect. I am still young and thriving.
My knees: [snap, crackle, and pop]
My knees: [snap, crackle, and pop]
September 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Incorrect. I am still young and thriving.
My knees: [snap, crackle, and pop]
My knees: [snap, crackle, and pop]
I did the bestest that I could.
September 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I did the bestest that I could.
No one:
Me: [boops nose]
Me: [boops nose]
September 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
No one:
Me: [boops nose]
Me: [boops nose]
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#theBeeAt3
Basic bee facts every day at 3pm.
36.
Experiments have shown that #bumblebees are theoretically capable of flying at altitudes higher than Mt. Everest (29,000 feet).
They have been observed in the wild at altitudes as high as 16,000 feet above sea level.
#bees
#nature #environment
Basic bee facts every day at 3pm.
36.
Experiments have shown that #bumblebees are theoretically capable of flying at altitudes higher than Mt. Everest (29,000 feet).
They have been observed in the wild at altitudes as high as 16,000 feet above sea level.
#bees
#nature #environment
September 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
#theBeeAt3
Basic bee facts every day at 3pm.
36.
Experiments have shown that #bumblebees are theoretically capable of flying at altitudes higher than Mt. Everest (29,000 feet).
They have been observed in the wild at altitudes as high as 16,000 feet above sea level.
#bees
#nature #environment
Basic bee facts every day at 3pm.
36.
Experiments have shown that #bumblebees are theoretically capable of flying at altitudes higher than Mt. Everest (29,000 feet).
They have been observed in the wild at altitudes as high as 16,000 feet above sea level.
#bees
#nature #environment
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Here is a nice mushroom
September 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Here is a nice mushroom
Imagine working at a bookstore in Autumn while it rains.
Raining Outside Window
Alt: Raining Outside Window
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September 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Imagine working at a bookstore in Autumn while it rains.
It’s just me and my teeny-tiny 3D printed dinosaur against the world.
September 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s just me and my teeny-tiny 3D printed dinosaur against the world.
I need a chiropractor or a steamroller truck to run over me.
Either one will work.
Either one will work.
Steamroller
Alt: Austin Powers attempting to run over a security guard with a Steamroller.
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September 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I need a chiropractor or a steamroller truck to run over me.
Either one will work.
Either one will work.
I’ve developed the old man walk with my hands clasped behind my back.
September 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’ve developed the old man walk with my hands clasped behind my back.