Mikelibrarian
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I saw a clickbait headline saying that Henry Winkler's wife has revealed his biggest lie in 48 years of marriage. I didn't click it, but I assume it involves him not really being able to turn on juke boxes by hitting them.
September 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I saw a clickbait headline saying that Henry Winkler's wife has revealed his biggest lie in 48 years of marriage. I didn't click it, but I assume it involves him not really being able to turn on juke boxes by hitting them.
An MMA fighter has claimed that he's been offered $500,000 to fight a chimpanzee. Mr. Beast has taken a dark turn.
September 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
An MMA fighter has claimed that he's been offered $500,000 to fight a chimpanzee. Mr. Beast has taken a dark turn.
I find it ironic that I'm scheduled to work on national relaxation day
August 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I find it ironic that I'm scheduled to work on national relaxation day
I bet Robert Reed and Florence Hehderson would have loved to have starred in a Brady bunch prequel where they were having an affair and conspired to kill their inconvenient spouses.
August 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I bet Robert Reed and Florence Hehderson would have loved to have starred in a Brady bunch prequel where they were having an affair and conspired to kill their inconvenient spouses.
Although known as the Milk Road, the only hard cheeses could survive the journey from China to Rome. It lasted until the lactose intolerant Tamurlane, slaughtered China's cows and had the road replaced with grass for horse pasture. The Chinese dairy industry never recovered.
July 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Although known as the Milk Road, the only hard cheeses could survive the journey from China to Rome. It lasted until the lactose intolerant Tamurlane, slaughtered China's cows and had the road replaced with grass for horse pasture. The Chinese dairy industry never recovered.
I hope everyone ends today with at least as many fingers as when they started.
July 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I hope everyone ends today with at least as many fingers as when they started.
I wonder if Stephen Colbert is consoled by the fact that the reason why the Pope couldn't be his final guest was that he was busy writing an Encyclical that quoted Gandalf
May 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I wonder if Stephen Colbert is consoled by the fact that the reason why the Pope couldn't be his final guest was that he was busy writing an Encyclical that quoted Gandalf
Stephen Colbert showed a never before aired field piece from 2024 about him visiting the apartment where he lived in the early 90's. The friends of the poor women who lived must have thought she has been lying about the visit for the past two years.
May 21, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Stephen Colbert showed a never before aired field piece from 2024 about him visiting the apartment where he lived in the early 90's. The friends of the poor women who lived must have thought she has been lying about the visit for the past two years.
I read an article saying that Claude is telling its users to go to sleep. In my day I turned the computer off and on again. Now the computers are doing it to us.
May 20, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I read an article saying that Claude is telling its users to go to sleep. In my day I turned the computer off and on again. Now the computers are doing it to us.
So, are Colbert's guests going to be sitting on metal folding chairs tonight?
May 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
So, are Colbert's guests going to be sitting on metal folding chairs tonight?
I know that I only lost an hour, but I feel like I lost three.
March 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I know that I only lost an hour, but I feel like I lost three.
Capitalism's greatest victory occurred in 1989 when a group of children in East Berlin yelled Hey! Kool-Aid!
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Capitalism's greatest victory occurred in 1989 when a group of children in East Berlin yelled Hey! Kool-Aid!
I was not expecting kids to be still trick or treating when I got home from work.
Okay, the first seven kids will the packet of noodles that comes with a wonton soup or chow mein order.
The rest will get to choose between a ziploc bag full of olives or a pickle in a ziploc bag.
Okay, the first seven kids will the packet of noodles that comes with a wonton soup or chow mein order.
The rest will get to choose between a ziploc bag full of olives or a pickle in a ziploc bag.
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was not expecting kids to be still trick or treating when I got home from work.
Okay, the first seven kids will the packet of noodles that comes with a wonton soup or chow mein order.
The rest will get to choose between a ziploc bag full of olives or a pickle in a ziploc bag.
Okay, the first seven kids will the packet of noodles that comes with a wonton soup or chow mein order.
The rest will get to choose between a ziploc bag full of olives or a pickle in a ziploc bag.
If the rapture comes tomorrow, I'll probably be on the reference desk, so I'd get a concussion from hitting the ceiling and then break both legs as I fall once it ends.
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If the rapture comes tomorrow, I'll probably be on the reference desk, so I'd get a concussion from hitting the ceiling and then break both legs as I fall once it ends.
And next year it will be known as the Department of @ss kicking.
September 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
And next year it will be known as the Department of @ss kicking.
Some poor guy's trying to figure out what to do with a warehouse full of Pope Pizzaballa Merch.
May 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Some poor guy's trying to figure out what to do with a warehouse full of Pope Pizzaballa Merch.
Somewhere an orphanage has been saved because a nun was inspired by a dream and bet her last twenty bucks on the Papal Conclave.
May 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Somewhere an orphanage has been saved because a nun was inspired by a dream and bet her last twenty bucks on the Papal Conclave.
Neil deGrasse Tyson just proved that Bruno Mars isn't a planet.
February 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Neil deGrasse Tyson just proved that Bruno Mars isn't a planet.
Alice Fraser said on the Gargle podcast that the reward for morality is sleeping well at night. The ads on her show were for noise cancelling earbuds that helps one fall asleep. The advertisers have judged the morality of her listeners.
www.thebuglepodcast.com/the-gargle
www.thebuglepodcast.com/the-gargle
The Gargle — THE BUGLE
www.thebuglepodcast.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Alice Fraser said on the Gargle podcast that the reward for morality is sleeping well at night. The ads on her show were for noise cancelling earbuds that helps one fall asleep. The advertisers have judged the morality of her listeners.
www.thebuglepodcast.com/the-gargle
www.thebuglepodcast.com/the-gargle
Facebook needs to add an exasperated sigh emoji for reacting to posts regarding current events.
December 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Facebook needs to add an exasperated sigh emoji for reacting to posts regarding current events.
Fred Flintstone is a Hannah Barbarian.
December 7, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Fred Flintstone is a Hannah Barbarian.
It's very sad that when we hear that a sexual predator had their nomination withdrawn that we have to google which predator.
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 AM
It's very sad that when we hear that a sexual predator had their nomination withdrawn that we have to google which predator.
Reposted by Mikelibrarian
If a Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library.
They don’t know where, or what it is!
They don’t know where, or what it is!
November 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM
If a Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library.
They don’t know where, or what it is!
They don’t know where, or what it is!
Reposted by Mikelibrarian
That Delta CEO gets what he wants out of presidents.
Delta’s CEO says Trump has promised to roll back a rule requiring automatic refunds on canceled flights and another requiring airlines to disclose the full cost of a ticket up front
Delta CEO says the Trump administration will reverse government 'overreach' seen under Biden
The chief executive of Delta Air Lines says the incoming Trump administration will be a “breath of fresh air” for airlines after what he called government “overreach” under President Joe Biden.
apnews.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
That Delta CEO gets what he wants out of presidents.