MikeIke
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What you should keep your eye on is what happened in Roswell in the 1940s
Shake Shack? I don’t think I could even get him to budge!
September 11, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Shake Shack? I don’t think I could even get him to budge!
I think it was after the fourth time reloading the article because I couldn’t figure out how to close the pop up ad that was blocking me from reading about the latest mass shooting that it dawned on me “something has gone wrong in this country.”
September 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I think it was after the fourth time reloading the article because I couldn’t figure out how to close the pop up ad that was blocking me from reading about the latest mass shooting that it dawned on me “something has gone wrong in this country.”
Well that’s that! Should be the end of it!
US MILITARY COMPLETES SERIES OF STRIKES AGAINST IRAN
September 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Well that’s that! Should be the end of it!
Sending this to my Fox News relatives and telling them I’d buy it “if it weren’t for Mamdani” as a way of extending the olive branch.
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Bobby Axelrod’s Tribeca Penthouse From ‘Billions’ Lists for $59.5 Million
One of television’s most recognizable billionaire homes, the Tribeca penthouse that served as Bobby Axelrod’s bachelor pad in Showtime’s “Billions”, is now listed for $59.5 million. Portrayed by Damia...
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August 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Sending this to my Fox News relatives and telling them I’d buy it “if it weren’t for Mamdani” as a way of extending the olive branch.
homesofcelebs.com/bobby-axelro...
homesofcelebs.com/bobby-axelro...
I’ll be honest I’m kind of enjoying the WWE-WNBA crossover era
August 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I’ll be honest I’m kind of enjoying the WWE-WNBA crossover era
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I guess being mad at Fauci is much easier than dealing with the trauma of living through a pandemic and knowing a bunch of people died for no reason
August 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I guess being mad at Fauci is much easier than dealing with the trauma of living through a pandemic and knowing a bunch of people died for no reason
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we're past the point whete any of this even has to pretend to make sense anymore, the entire Elon Musk Financial Complex is now just plowing ahead powered by nothing more than the resolute refusal to take what will eventually be one of history's all-time Ls
July 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
we're past the point whete any of this even has to pretend to make sense anymore, the entire Elon Musk Financial Complex is now just plowing ahead powered by nothing more than the resolute refusal to take what will eventually be one of history's all-time Ls
Comedy is a data center being built in your enemy’s back yard. Tragedy is the data center being built in your backyard.
July 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Comedy is a data center being built in your enemy’s back yard. Tragedy is the data center being built in your backyard.
It remains unclear to me whether JD Vance joined the Catholic Church in preparation for his new career covering for pedophiles or so that he could argue with the pope and write a book (theses?) about what he thinks Catholicism is in an effort to achieve “Peak Evangelical” status.
July 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
It remains unclear to me whether JD Vance joined the Catholic Church in preparation for his new career covering for pedophiles or so that he could argue with the pope and write a book (theses?) about what he thinks Catholicism is in an effort to achieve “Peak Evangelical” status.
I’m just saying that everyone liked a Spider Man movie in like 2002 and for twenty years big movies sucked. So before we glaze this Odyssey movie too much, please consider if you want to be watching Chris Pratt as Hesiod explaining farming to Perses (Miles Teller?) in 2042.
July 18, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’m just saying that everyone liked a Spider Man movie in like 2002 and for twenty years big movies sucked. So before we glaze this Odyssey movie too much, please consider if you want to be watching Chris Pratt as Hesiod explaining farming to Perses (Miles Teller?) in 2042.
There’s “Selling Sunset” and “Buying Beverly Hills” so why do TV executives scoff when I try to pitch my concept for “Escrow in Encino”
July 17, 2026 at 1:03 PM
There’s “Selling Sunset” and “Buying Beverly Hills” so why do TV executives scoff when I try to pitch my concept for “Escrow in Encino”
When the air quality drops below a certain level, indoor smoking bans should be put on hold until conditions improve. You’re inhaling the equivalent of 20 burned trees with every breath, the smoke from my Camel Crush might actually be a relief to your lungs.
July 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
When the air quality drops below a certain level, indoor smoking bans should be put on hold until conditions improve. You’re inhaling the equivalent of 20 burned trees with every breath, the smoke from my Camel Crush might actually be a relief to your lungs.
Stephen Colbert is famously from South Carolina. And you know what they say, “When Bari Weiss closes a door, satan takes one of his soldiers back and inadvertently leaves a window wide open.”
July 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Stephen Colbert is famously from South Carolina. And you know what they say, “When Bari Weiss closes a door, satan takes one of his soldiers back and inadvertently leaves a window wide open.”
All the reporters fellating LG should instead go talk to their favorite demographic—voters at an Ohio diner—and show them a clip of Lindsey Graham speaking with no context and see what they have to say about him.
July 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
All the reporters fellating LG should instead go talk to their favorite demographic—voters at an Ohio diner—and show them a clip of Lindsey Graham speaking with no context and see what they have to say about him.
You know how couples that have been married for 50 years sometimes die within days or hours of each other and it’s so cute. Anyway, wish that could happen for petty old men who enable genocides because they’re frustrated they can’t time travel to 1979 and be at Studio 54.
July 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
You know how couples that have been married for 50 years sometimes die within days or hours of each other and it’s so cute. Anyway, wish that could happen for petty old men who enable genocides because they’re frustrated they can’t time travel to 1979 and be at Studio 54.
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It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
July 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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i should be able to walk into any electronics store in america during normal business hours, put five dollars on the counter, and get to immediately peel the plastic off a TV
July 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i should be able to walk into any electronics store in america during normal business hours, put five dollars on the counter, and get to immediately peel the plastic off a TV
Gianni Infantino translates literally to Giant Baby and that’s why Trump gets along with him so well
July 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Gianni Infantino translates literally to Giant Baby and that’s why Trump gets along with him so well
Between buying my first piece of Team USA gear today (I’m a lifelong jinx) and Trump sticking his Big Mac greased fingers into the gears, I gotta say I don’t feel great about the vibes tonight.
July 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Between buying my first piece of Team USA gear today (I’m a lifelong jinx) and Trump sticking his Big Mac greased fingers into the gears, I gotta say I don’t feel great about the vibes tonight.
Congress is like 20 percent former military. Might I suggest we go another way. I want a representative who feels bad about pulling weeds out of the ground. Not like, debilitatingly guilty, just someone who has a vague idea that they’re a part of some larger ecosystem and wonders if it’s ok.
July 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Congress is like 20 percent former military. Might I suggest we go another way. I want a representative who feels bad about pulling weeds out of the ground. Not like, debilitatingly guilty, just someone who has a vague idea that they’re a part of some larger ecosystem and wonders if it’s ok.
The scientists says it’s called a heat dome but I already have a name for it, folks. We’re calling it the Dutch oven, and folks love when I do it. I let out a little bit of gas and pull the blanket over their heads and they love it so much, they can’t stop talking about it.
July 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
The scientists says it’s called a heat dome but I already have a name for it, folks. We’re calling it the Dutch oven, and folks love when I do it. I let out a little bit of gas and pull the blanket over their heads and they love it so much, they can’t stop talking about it.
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Donald Trump has stolen billions of dollars. But the liberals at my World Cup watch party kept saying “Cabo Verde.” I have never felt more politically homeless.
July 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Donald Trump has stolen billions of dollars. But the liberals at my World Cup watch party kept saying “Cabo Verde.” I have never felt more politically homeless.
On July 4th, Taylor and Travis have decided to stage an ironic portrayal of a royal wedding mocking those English doorknobs that we were declaring independence from. Don’t get your panties in a bunch about it.
July 3, 2026 at 9:34 PM
On July 4th, Taylor and Travis have decided to stage an ironic portrayal of a royal wedding mocking those English doorknobs that we were declaring independence from. Don’t get your panties in a bunch about it.