Michael Mitchell
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Can we send food and water instead?
Trump Orders Aircraft Carriers to Use Steam Catapults
https://politicalwire.com/2026/08/13/trump-orders-aircraft-carriers-to-use-steam-catapults/
https://politicalwire.com/2026/08/13/trump-orders-aircraft-carriers-to-use-steam-catapults/
August 14, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Can we send food and water instead?
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Got the chance to see these talented players in action today! It was great having the @wnba.com at Home Court at the Obama Presidential Center for All-Star Weekend. 🏀
July 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Got the chance to see these talented players in action today! It was great having the @wnba.com at Home Court at the Obama Presidential Center for All-Star Weekend. 🏀
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No One At Bar Aware World Cup Game Rerun From 2018
June 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
No One At Bar Aware World Cup Game Rerun From 2018
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And a marketing opportunity
June 21, 2026 at 12:41 AM
And a marketing opportunity
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He's not a particularly good liar, but he's certainly a shameless one.
JD Vance: "My understanding talking to Steve and Jared this morning is that things are going well ... the United States has all the cards. The straits are now open." 🙃
June 20, 2026 at 2:54 PM
He's not a particularly good liar, but he's certainly a shameless one.
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>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses
June 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses
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I'm starting to think the guy who didn't know dumb has a B in it might not be capable of negotiating complex international conflicts.
June 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I'm starting to think the guy who didn't know dumb has a B in it might not be capable of negotiating complex international conflicts.
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When you are about to post a picture of yourself as Jesus Christ and just before you press "send" you think to yourself, "This is great! People will love this.", you are freekin' insane.
April 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
When you are about to post a picture of yourself as Jesus Christ and just before you press "send" you think to yourself, "This is great! People will love this.", you are freekin' insane.
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*America kicks a hornet’s nest*
Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest
Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest?
Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?
Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest
Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest?
Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?
March 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
*America kicks a hornet’s nest*
Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest
Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest?
Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?
Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest
Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest?
Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
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Well, we got six nice days.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Well, we got six nice days.
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"bucking tradition" is like, not pardoning a turkey. This is declaring civil war.
October 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"bucking tradition" is like, not pardoning a turkey. This is declaring civil war.
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If someone were to say to him that people were saying he wasn’t popular enough to go to the island, he would admit to everything. Probably including the Lindbergh baby.
July 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If someone were to say to him that people were saying he wasn’t popular enough to go to the island, he would admit to everything. Probably including the Lindbergh baby.
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It's not the crime as much as it's the coverup.
July 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's not the crime as much as it's the coverup.
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They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida.
If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
June 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They’re planning on building a detention center for migrants in the middle of the fetid swamps of Florida.
If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
If you think this is something new, the first internment camp they sent me and my family to in 1942 was a barbed wire prison called Rohwer. It was located in the swamps of Arkansas.
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"
June 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"
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A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A new Pope from Chicago needs a true Chicago introduction... 🔊
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