Mike Puke
@mikepuke.bsky.social
DIY 'Puke Rock' that was unceremoniously flushed down the toilet by an angry and unreasonable mob, only to be evicted from the sewers of the arse end of the world and to reemerge to stab the bleeding ears of the foolhardy!
Those big ass pieces of shit have infested NZ too.
Ridiculous fucking things!
For people with small dicks I suppose.
And small brains.
Ridiculous fucking things!
For people with small dicks I suppose.
And small brains.
September 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Those big ass pieces of shit have infested NZ too.
Ridiculous fucking things!
For people with small dicks I suppose.
And small brains.
Ridiculous fucking things!
For people with small dicks I suppose.
And small brains.
It's the best I've ever heard him.
Or not heard him.
Or not heard him.
September 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
It's the best I've ever heard him.
Or not heard him.
Or not heard him.
I would if I could, but I'm a New Zealander.
I sort of almost feel the whole world should be able to vote in US elections, since what the US does, unfortunately affects the whole world.
Especially at the moment.
I sort of almost feel the whole world should be able to vote in US elections, since what the US does, unfortunately affects the whole world.
Especially at the moment.
September 22, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I would if I could, but I'm a New Zealander.
I sort of almost feel the whole world should be able to vote in US elections, since what the US does, unfortunately affects the whole world.
Especially at the moment.
I sort of almost feel the whole world should be able to vote in US elections, since what the US does, unfortunately affects the whole world.
Especially at the moment.
Synchronicity... I was just watching a tv program tonight (Tip Toe) and they had that song playing in it several times.
September 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Synchronicity... I was just watching a tv program tonight (Tip Toe) and they had that song playing in it several times.
Oh, now that he's about to be affected... 🤪
September 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Oh, now that he's about to be affected... 🤪
The three most hated people on the planet.
Three miserable, sad people causing so much grief and pain for the whole world.
I've always thought the world was completely insane, but since these three pieces of shit turned up on the scene, the world previous seems sane by comparison.
Three miserable, sad people causing so much grief and pain for the whole world.
I've always thought the world was completely insane, but since these three pieces of shit turned up on the scene, the world previous seems sane by comparison.
September 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The three most hated people on the planet.
Three miserable, sad people causing so much grief and pain for the whole world.
I've always thought the world was completely insane, but since these three pieces of shit turned up on the scene, the world previous seems sane by comparison.
Three miserable, sad people causing so much grief and pain for the whole world.
I've always thought the world was completely insane, but since these three pieces of shit turned up on the scene, the world previous seems sane by comparison.
I never listen to radio, I have no idea what's on it.
But yeah, I pretty much figured I wasn't missing anything.
But yeah, I pretty much figured I wasn't missing anything.
September 21, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I never listen to radio, I have no idea what's on it.
But yeah, I pretty much figured I wasn't missing anything.
But yeah, I pretty much figured I wasn't missing anything.
I've never given a crap about him.
I don't even know what his music sounds like.
I don't even know what his music sounds like.
September 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I've never given a crap about him.
I don't even know what his music sounds like.
I don't even know what his music sounds like.
I just hope the people that voted for this turd are hurting the most.
September 20, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I just hope the people that voted for this turd are hurting the most.
I've always wished that that would happen to Trump every time I see him on the news walking down the stairs from his plane.
A fall like what Peter Griffin does, all broken and twisted at the bottom of the stairs.
Only with no cartoon character getting up again and being fully healed scenario.
A fall like what Peter Griffin does, all broken and twisted at the bottom of the stairs.
Only with no cartoon character getting up again and being fully healed scenario.
September 19, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I've always wished that that would happen to Trump every time I see him on the news walking down the stairs from his plane.
A fall like what Peter Griffin does, all broken and twisted at the bottom of the stairs.
Only with no cartoon character getting up again and being fully healed scenario.
A fall like what Peter Griffin does, all broken and twisted at the bottom of the stairs.
Only with no cartoon character getting up again and being fully healed scenario.
Not very promising if the aliens are helping him.
September 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Not very promising if the aliens are helping him.
The only country I'm really concerned about having nuclear weapons is America, since they're the only country to have ever used them.
Twice at that.
Pretty rich to have them telling other countries they can't have them.
Especially at the moment, with the mad psycho currently running the place.
Twice at that.
Pretty rich to have them telling other countries they can't have them.
Especially at the moment, with the mad psycho currently running the place.
September 19, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The only country I'm really concerned about having nuclear weapons is America, since they're the only country to have ever used them.
Twice at that.
Pretty rich to have them telling other countries they can't have them.
Especially at the moment, with the mad psycho currently running the place.
Twice at that.
Pretty rich to have them telling other countries they can't have them.
Especially at the moment, with the mad psycho currently running the place.
Here in NZ, a few days ago, it came out that the current right wing Government had an 'administrative error' by the Ministry of Social Development (MSD) which resulted in thousands of clients being incorrectly told that food was "not an essential need" when processing hardship assistance.
September 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Here in NZ, a few days ago, it came out that the current right wing Government had an 'administrative error' by the Ministry of Social Development (MSD) which resulted in thousands of clients being incorrectly told that food was "not an essential need" when processing hardship assistance.
Yep, shit one way or the other.
September 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Yep, shit one way or the other.
Hopefully with the head cut off the snake less people will vote for them.
September 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hopefully with the head cut off the snake less people will vote for them.
If you're famous with an audience of millions, why wouldn't you speak up over atrocities?
Fuck him and his 'neutrality'. There ain't no neutrality when it comes to genocide and mass murder.
Fuck him and his 'neutrality'. There ain't no neutrality when it comes to genocide and mass murder.
September 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
If you're famous with an audience of millions, why wouldn't you speak up over atrocities?
Fuck him and his 'neutrality'. There ain't no neutrality when it comes to genocide and mass murder.
Fuck him and his 'neutrality'. There ain't no neutrality when it comes to genocide and mass murder.
I'm a Kiwi and I'd rather team up with Canada and Europe over America any day.
I'd rather all countries just told Trump to go fuck himself and ignore America completely until he buggers off one way or another.
His death would be an entirely acceptable and preferable option.
I'd rather all countries just told Trump to go fuck himself and ignore America completely until he buggers off one way or another.
His death would be an entirely acceptable and preferable option.
September 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I'm a Kiwi and I'd rather team up with Canada and Europe over America any day.
I'd rather all countries just told Trump to go fuck himself and ignore America completely until he buggers off one way or another.
His death would be an entirely acceptable and preferable option.
I'd rather all countries just told Trump to go fuck himself and ignore America completely until he buggers off one way or another.
His death would be an entirely acceptable and preferable option.
I consider being called a human to be an insult.
I'm from the planet Zog and grew on an ice cream tree.
I know a lot of people throughout the universe and I can confirm that the human race is universally despised.
I'm from the planet Zog and grew on an ice cream tree.
I know a lot of people throughout the universe and I can confirm that the human race is universally despised.
September 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I consider being called a human to be an insult.
I'm from the planet Zog and grew on an ice cream tree.
I know a lot of people throughout the universe and I can confirm that the human race is universally despised.
I'm from the planet Zog and grew on an ice cream tree.
I know a lot of people throughout the universe and I can confirm that the human race is universally despised.
He should hitch a ride back on the Titanic.
September 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
He should hitch a ride back on the Titanic.
His cool dead body?
September 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
His cool dead body?
Why don't the Democrats just offer $10,000?
And then Trump could offer $15,000.
And then the Democrats could offer $20,000.
And so on... 😆
And then Trump could offer $15,000.
And then the Democrats could offer $20,000.
And so on... 😆
September 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Why don't the Democrats just offer $10,000?
And then Trump could offer $15,000.
And then the Democrats could offer $20,000.
And so on... 😆
And then Trump could offer $15,000.
And then the Democrats could offer $20,000.
And so on... 😆
And they're proud because they're stupid.😆
September 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
And they're proud because they're stupid.😆
Pretty much what I was just going to write. 😆
September 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Pretty much what I was just going to write. 😆