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Rubber ducks. Cthulhu. Wake. Now. Discover. Pithy thoughts and ideas.
A tarot card for a lazy barbecuing mouth watering weekend...."The Grill Master" hot chili infused Brussels sprouts cooking over an open flame using a hearty pour of craft beer. Tthis archetype of spicy culinary mastery celebrates the warmth of the hearth, patience, and the alchemy of good food.
September 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Spicy hot Brussel sprouts deserve a tarot card. Brewmaster's Arrogance features a demon presiding over a grilling scene as a chalice pours into a cast-iron skillet sizzling with Brussels sprouts. infernal iconography with culinary rebellion.
September 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Fire on the local Hill. I am far enough away where I will be safe. But I really do like that Hill. Don't smell much smoke yet. 2 acres and they say it is a slow to moderate advance.
September 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Both can be true. Frankenstein was the doctor. Frankenstein was the monster.
September 22, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Laugh at the darkness!
September 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
A little spark a little inspiration. Winding down the weekend. Wondering what I forgot to accomplish.. .
September 20, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The pull of the tide. The pull of insanity.
September 20, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The foolish bride believes she can easily distract Cthulhu with a giant laser pointer or a ball of yarn.
September 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
My device just asked me to talk out loud to it. Not sure why I didn't just asked me to talk to it. Is out loud a form of loudspeak below yelling?
September 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Human progress relies on the illusion of stability, but the ultimate fate of mankind is not a structured future—it is a flash of madness and oblivion the moment Cthulhu awakes.
September 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Cthulhu views today's rising gas prices as an excellent start to the collapse of human sanity. While Americans suffer under a national average of $4.48 per gallon, and Californians face an unholy $6.11 per gallon, Cthulhu's only critique would be that the torment isn't escalating quickly enough
September 19, 2026 at 10:42 PM
9 to 12 bucks for a 12-pack of soda? I see people complaining. No you are not paying for sugar and water. You are paying for all those athletic contracts that become commercials that keep reminding you to buy unhealthy soda. 45 to 50 million just for LeBron James and Lionel Messi.
September 19, 2026 at 10:40 PM
At the thrift store today dark souls from Joy Division was playing on the Goodwill speakers.... Also went to a Church thrift sale and got 2 cast iron skillets. They are currently being seasoned in the oven... And the find of the day was a large Ziploc baggie filled with small rubber ducks.
September 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
End this mess. Vote Cthulhu.
September 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
What we call freedom they call chaos.
September 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Cthulhu on voting.... The concept of a "right to vote" implies a universe governed by fairness, individual agency, and rational discourse. To Cthulhu, humanity's frantic scribbling on paper ballots is merely a quaint, flutter of wings before the storm, empires fall swallowed by the void
September 14, 2026 at 10:42 AM
The world is a dumpster fire and at least Mavis Staples is still alive.
September 13, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The algorithm is strange. As far as I can tell country singers that I've never heard of are dying at a rapid rate. I can discount this as nothing more than a f***** up algorithm but who knows maybe the cowboys are the first to go...
September 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
From the depths of R'lyeh, Cthulhu views your bath time with cosmic indifference, save for a fleeting annoyance. If you employ a rubber duck, however, the Great Old One might briefly pause his eternal slumber to ponder whether the yellow fowl is an ancient avatar of chaos or merely a sacrifice.
September 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
My post for the 25th anniversary of 9/11 should read something like "never forget the post 9/11 lies". The problem is no one can remember what is true or what is fabricated lies. All one has to do is look at social media to see history has been completely rewritten for anyone's individuals views.
September 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Seriously. I left Facebook because the drama was making me angry. Instagram has now decided that it'll show me random posts to piss me off. YouTube only wants to show me upsetting f***** up stories. It feels like a coordinated attack on my sensibilities.
September 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I have long come to the conclusion that there is no reason for anyone to bless your food unless they sneezed on it.
September 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Nice rainy day. Tomorrow will probably be extra humid.
September 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
My local chapter of the "Necronomicon Book Club" does not accept the excuse of mental health days....
September 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
September 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM