Mike Turski
@miketurski.bsky.social
If you don’t think Moonlighting was one of the best tv shows ever, hit the bricks…
God I miss real baseball
September 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
God I miss real baseball
#wbw Found a fossil of a pic with my friend Bobby when my grandma took us on a cruise to Mexico. Two things I noticed: Higher the socks, downer the foo, and we were “matchy matchy.”
September 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
#wbw Found a fossil of a pic with my friend Bobby when my grandma took us on a cruise to Mexico. Two things I noticed: Higher the socks, downer the foo, and we were “matchy matchy.”
Store tour? Tell me more…
September 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Store tour? Tell me more…
Next time someone says, “you look familiar,” just ask them, "you really watch that kind of stuff on the internet? You’re sick.”
It pretty much ends the conversation.
It pretty much ends the conversation.
September 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Next time someone says, “you look familiar,” just ask them, "you really watch that kind of stuff on the internet? You’re sick.”
It pretty much ends the conversation.
It pretty much ends the conversation.
“Babe, I know you’re just eating and waiting for 3rd period to start, but can I tell you my theory of how Jabba the Hutt is the lynchpin of the entire Star Wars universe, and that without him, the original trilogy could never happen…”
September 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
“Babe, I know you’re just eating and waiting for 3rd period to start, but can I tell you my theory of how Jabba the Hutt is the lynchpin of the entire Star Wars universe, and that without him, the original trilogy could never happen…”
I don’t have any experience with horses, but when I throw my leg over the saddle to mount a carousel horse, I can picture myself being an in demand ranch hand.
September 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I don’t have any experience with horses, but when I throw my leg over the saddle to mount a carousel horse, I can picture myself being an in demand ranch hand.
Somebody call Benson and Stabler!
September 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Somebody call Benson and Stabler!
Bring back real hoops!
August 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Bring back real hoops!
Rest in peace to one of the coolest dudes around, Tim Curry
August 26, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Rest in peace to one of the coolest dudes around, Tim Curry
Rest in peace to the Queen of Country, and one of my mom’s favorite singers, Dolly Parton.
August 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Rest in peace to the Queen of Country, and one of my mom’s favorite singers, Dolly Parton.
What am I doing? I’m just sitting on the couch melting in this Valley heat listening to Korean goth music… What are you up to?
August 23, 2026 at 5:57 AM
What am I doing? I’m just sitting on the couch melting in this Valley heat listening to Korean goth music… What are you up to?
Sweetness approved
August 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Sweetness approved
#wbw Going through some boxes and found a pic of my grandma and mom with Jack LaLanne. Why were they there? Dunno. Were they waiting for him to do fingertip push ups? Were they returning his juicer that never worked?
August 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
#wbw Going through some boxes and found a pic of my grandma and mom with Jack LaLanne. Why were they there? Dunno. Were they waiting for him to do fingertip push ups? Were they returning his juicer that never worked?
My 3rd grade teacher once wrote that I, “work and play well with others,” and I’ve been riding those accolades for the last 40+ years.
August 19, 2026 at 2:13 AM
My 3rd grade teacher once wrote that I, “work and play well with others,” and I’ve been riding those accolades for the last 40+ years.
When I’m drunk and listen to a song that fades out at the end, I imagine the band slowly getting smaller and quieter until they disappear.
August 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
When I’m drunk and listen to a song that fades out at the end, I imagine the band slowly getting smaller and quieter until they disappear.
“Go ahead babe, strut your stuff. This mall won’t know what hit ‘em…”
August 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
“Go ahead babe, strut your stuff. This mall won’t know what hit ‘em…”
Vets like to prescribe medicine to put in your cat’s eyes then laugh their asses off after you leave.
August 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Vets like to prescribe medicine to put in your cat’s eyes then laugh their asses off after you leave.
Do it you cowards!
August 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Do it you cowards!
I may have said this once or twelve times.
August 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I may have said this once or twelve times.
Commitment to excellence
August 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Commitment to excellence
#tbt Found an old pic with my god brother Mark and I at Magic Mountain back in the day when the park picked us to be in a commercial they later chose not to use. I think it was because of Mark’s dumb fedora.
July 31, 2026 at 3:58 AM
#tbt Found an old pic with my god brother Mark and I at Magic Mountain back in the day when the park picked us to be in a commercial they later chose not to use. I think it was because of Mark’s dumb fedora.
Possibly their most poignant special
July 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Possibly their most poignant special
Rest in peace Lou Koller, frontman for one of the best Hardcore bands ever, Sick of it All. First saw them play back in the 90’s and they absolutely blew me away. Keep on screaming up in NYHC heaven.
#loukoller #soia #nyhc #restinpeace
#loukoller #soia #nyhc #restinpeace
July 25, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Rest in peace Lou Koller, frontman for one of the best Hardcore bands ever, Sick of it All. First saw them play back in the 90’s and they absolutely blew me away. Keep on screaming up in NYHC heaven.
#loukoller #soia #nyhc #restinpeace
#loukoller #soia #nyhc #restinpeace
Rest in peace Jennifer “Precious” Finch, the heart and soul of L7, and a Queen of our Punk Rock scene. I’ll always remember the epic pool parties at her house on the westside, and her kind smile whenever I saw her. You will be missed.
July 19, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Rest in peace Jennifer “Precious” Finch, the heart and soul of L7, and a Queen of our Punk Rock scene. I’ll always remember the epic pool parties at her house on the westside, and her kind smile whenever I saw her. You will be missed.