Mike
@mikeypro.bsky.social
White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls (ie perpetual state of suffering). Dad and husband. Simpsons references appreciated and encouraged. He/him
Paying $5 a gallon to own the libs
September 16, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Paying $5 a gallon to own the libs
BREAKING: Big Mountain Fudge Cake has left the Ed Sheeran tour
September 16, 2026 at 12:44 PM
BREAKING: Big Mountain Fudge Cake has left the Ed Sheeran tour
Gonna need you to lock in Grant
September 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Gonna need you to lock in Grant
September 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by Mike
If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!
September 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!
Reposted by Mike
Biggs: D'Andre Swift with a 28 yd TD run.
#Bears now have 552 yards offense.
59-37 lead.
Per Pro Football Reference, only team to score more points in Week 1 is 1973 Falcons, who put a 62-7 licking on the Saints.
#Bears now have 552 yards offense.
59-37 lead.
Per Pro Football Reference, only team to score more points in Week 1 is 1973 Falcons, who put a 62-7 licking on the Saints.
September 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Biggs: D'Andre Swift with a 28 yd TD run.
#Bears now have 552 yards offense.
59-37 lead.
Per Pro Football Reference, only team to score more points in Week 1 is 1973 Falcons, who put a 62-7 licking on the Saints.
#Bears now have 552 yards offense.
59-37 lead.
Per Pro Football Reference, only team to score more points in Week 1 is 1973 Falcons, who put a 62-7 licking on the Saints.
Green Bay sucks chant in Carolina is hilarious. Love it
September 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Green Bay sucks chant in Carolina is hilarious. Love it
I'm still not used to this. I cannot ever recall the Bears putting up 50+
September 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I'm still not used to this. I cannot ever recall the Bears putting up 50+
Bears defense
Tim Robinson: Stinky! I Think You Should Leave
Alt: Tim Robinson: Stinky! I Think You Should Leave
static.klipy.com
September 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Bears defense
In my entire lifetime of watching the Bears, I've never seen an offense like this. I don't know how to process this besides smiling
September 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
In my entire lifetime of watching the Bears, I've never seen an offense like this. I don't know how to process this besides smiling
Many people are saying:
Bears
Bears
September 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Many people are saying:
Bears
Bears
Reposted by Mike
Did, uh, Pepsi read the lyrics to Semi Charmed Life before putting in their commercial?
September 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Did, uh, Pepsi read the lyrics to Semi Charmed Life before putting in their commercial?
Sox are gonna lose this one 1-0 aren't they?
September 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Sox are gonna lose this one 1-0 aren't they?
Turns on college football.
Hears Thom Brennaman's voice
Turns off college football
Hears Thom Brennaman's voice
Turns off college football
September 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Turns on college football.
Hears Thom Brennaman's voice
Turns off college football
Hears Thom Brennaman's voice
Turns off college football
Garbage effort tonight from the White Sox
September 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Garbage effort tonight from the White Sox
Great at bat. Phenomenal
Oh great. It's Pham
September 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Great at bat. Phenomenal
Forever and always, Fuck Altuve
September 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Forever and always, Fuck Altuve
Well that inning gave me Blubaughs.
I'll see myself out...
I'll see myself out...
September 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Well that inning gave me Blubaughs.
I'll see myself out...
I'll see myself out...
Grant Taylor find the strike zone challenge
August 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Grant Taylor find the strike zone challenge