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this iced coffee/job interview discourse is ridiculous. of course, you should do an iced coffee enema before a job interview.
September 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
this iced coffee/job interview discourse is ridiculous. of course, you should do an iced coffee enema before a job interview.
all this talk about celciuses and iced coffees for energy, but what ever happened to doing a line in the bathroom at the family function?
September 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
all this talk about celciuses and iced coffees for energy, but what ever happened to doing a line in the bathroom at the family function?
hacking up a lung but in a hot gay esoteric twink from bedstuy kinda way.
September 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
hacking up a lung but in a hot gay esoteric twink from bedstuy kinda way.
Portrait of a Sick Gay Guy Who Just Devoured a Bowl of Homemade Chili (2026, Colorized).
September 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Portrait of a Sick Gay Guy Who Just Devoured a Bowl of Homemade Chili (2026, Colorized).
NYC. Just Came Out This Morning.
Three Fucks.
Two Hags.
1 G.
Three Fucks.
Two Hags.
1 G.
September 18, 2026 at 4:22 PM
NYC. Just Came Out This Morning.
Three Fucks.
Two Hags.
1 G.
Three Fucks.
Two Hags.
1 G.
me on a date: so it’s a double entendre. when the Baker’s wife sings “that’s what woods are for,” the audience can either hear “woods” or “woulds,” so she could be referring to either the setting of the woods or the existence of hypotheticals and that—
September 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
me on a date: so it’s a double entendre. when the Baker’s wife sings “that’s what woods are for,” the audience can either hear “woods” or “woulds,” so she could be referring to either the setting of the woods or the existence of hypotheticals and that—
if you don’t take a gay guy thirst trap in that one Chicago Gym Posing Room, do they revoke your membership and blackball you from Roscoe’s?
September 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
if you don’t take a gay guy thirst trap in that one Chicago Gym Posing Room, do they revoke your membership and blackball you from Roscoe’s?
gay guys with a humiliation kink love posting to their instagram stories asking for a gay guy party ticket
September 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
gay guys with a humiliation kink love posting to their instagram stories asking for a gay guy party ticket
just did my weekly gay guy civic duty (grabbed a grocery item from the top shelf for a 5ft lesbian)
September 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
just did my weekly gay guy civic duty (grabbed a grocery item from the top shelf for a 5ft lesbian)
gemini’s aren’t toxic, we just like to cuddle after the hookup and then tell them we don’t want a serious relationship <3
September 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
gemini’s aren’t toxic, we just like to cuddle after the hookup and then tell them we don’t want a serious relationship <3
you put the lime in the coconut ✨
September 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
you put the lime in the coconut ✨
i pray that my tits are sittin right 💕
September 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i pray that my tits are sittin right 💕
i’m in my yellow wallpaper era…
September 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
i’m in my yellow wallpaper era…
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it’s been a while. i know i shouldnt have kept you waiting. but i’m here now.
March 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
it’s been a while. i know i shouldnt have kept you waiting. but i’m here now.
new gay guy job idea where i proofread all of the NYC GoGos’ Party Promo Posts before they upload them to their instagram stories
September 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
new gay guy job idea where i proofread all of the NYC GoGos’ Party Promo Posts before they upload them to their instagram stories
so say goodnight n go 🌙
September 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
so say goodnight n go 🌙
me in a foursome: okay, so i’m definitely the Carrie.
September 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
me in a foursome: okay, so i’m definitely the Carrie.
instead of the mahi-mahi, can i just get the one mahi? because i’m not that hungry.
September 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
instead of the mahi-mahi, can i just get the one mahi? because i’m not that hungry.
Jennifer McMinnimen hasn’t told a lie since the third grade.
September 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Jennifer McMinnimen hasn’t told a lie since the third grade.
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Dysmorphia is going CRAZY today
September 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Dysmorphia is going CRAZY today
@jakeybakey.gay your days are numbered.
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September 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
@jakeybakey.gay your days are numbered.
hanging with jim
September 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
hanging with jim
Rina Sawayama, we still speak your name again one day.
September 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Rina Sawayama, we still speak your name again one day.
craving attention so i may just walk into a gay bar and say, “wait, what’s big little lies?”
September 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
craving attention so i may just walk into a gay bar and say, “wait, what’s big little lies?”