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EvilDave
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Peace, quiet, and good order will be maintained to the best of our ability. Asshats, gods, idiots, melees, and disturbances of the peace are against the interests of all our people and, therefore, cannot be permitted.
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EvilDave's Completely Comprehensive Guide to Life:
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#Gods are imaginary.

Don't be a #dick.

#Everyone is pretty much the same.

#Build stuff, don't break #stuff.

#Science is just figuring out how stuff works.

#Read books, all the books.

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Reminder...

Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.
July 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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July 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Batarti Gabbard - brother of Tulsi Gabbard and son of Hawaii state senator Mike Gabbard - was arrested and charged with Custodial Interference in the Second Degree after trying to lure children to a Waikiki hotel room.

When will this end?

www.honolulupd.org/update-suspe...
UPDATE: Suspect Charged in Waikīkī Stranger Danger Incident - Honolulu Police Department
Honolulu Police Department UPDATE: Suspect Charged in Waikīkī Stranger Danger Incident
www.honolulupd.org
July 19, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse.
July 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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I just had a twenty-minute phone convo with Mitch McConnell. he said Andrew Tate's outfit was to die for
July 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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They should have made him a 'saint'.

#BookSky
July 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Let's FLY, ladies!!!🧹🧙‍♀️
July 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Remember this? The criminal speaks ~
July 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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It’s your right and your obligation to call out corruption and abuse.
July 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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This is Helen Comperatore, whose husband, Corey, was killed in Butler. “I believe it was an inside job, inside the government somewhere.” Two years later, she’s still waiting for answers from the government while overlooking the most obvious explanation.
July 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Folks complaining the actors in The Odyssey don't look Ancient Greek are oddly nostalgic for the era when John Wayne was apparently the most qualified Mongolian on Earth.
July 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Nobody wants to hear about your wealthy "friend" who is thriving while most Americans are suffering.

Read the fucking room, you orange dick-with-ears.
July 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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LEFT: Canadians helping by dropping water on United States fires.

RIGHT: Ungrateful United States bitch complaining about Canadian fires.
July 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Tr*mp will attend Sunday's FIFA World Cup final at MetLife Stadium the White House confirmed.

FIFA President Gianni Infantino said he and Tr*mp will deliver the FIFA World Cup trophy to the winning team's captain on the field.

METLIFE STADIUM
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
July 19, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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July 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
July 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Sending ICE Agents to intimidate voters at polling places, declaring martial law to try to delay or cancel the election, seizing ballots-As he gets more desperate, there's nothing he won't do to try to save his pathetic orange ass.

ALL states should preemptively prepare to defend Democracy! 🇺🇸 ✊
July 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Analysts warn Trump's silence on troop deaths may be omen: 'Something might be cooking' #RawStory
www.rawstory.com
Analysts warn Trump's silence on troop deaths may be omen: 'Something might be cooking'
twp.ai
July 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Remember this confession…👇

Trump. Is. Pure. Projection. 😎✨
July 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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Hey Markwayne Mullin, DHS has no role whatsoever in administering, monitoring, or protecting elections. Zero. Zip. Nada.
July 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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This is great to see! 👍
July 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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And yet, still not as stupid that those who voted for him.
July 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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“Worst of the worst” turns out to have been ICE’s employment recruiting objective.
July 17, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚🚨
Madison Brouillette says her father David, an ICE officer who abused her & her mom, called her & admitted to killing Johan Sebastián Guerrero.

Her mom, Ashley Brouillette details the abuse including when he threw boiling water on her while holding her child.
This is who ICE hires!
ABUSERS
July 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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📌Not news: The best adaptation of the "The Odyssey" is "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Period.
July 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM