@milelonglumpoflard.bsky.social
Misanthrope living in Portland, Oregon.
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It’s really remarkable to me that 10 years into this people feel compelled to “clarify” Trump’s homicidal and often genocidal fantasies. It is deranged for the president to daydream about American cities in states he hates getting blown up. Full stop.
October 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It’s really remarkable to me that 10 years into this people feel compelled to “clarify” Trump’s homicidal and often genocidal fantasies. It is deranged for the president to daydream about American cities in states he hates getting blown up. Full stop.
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Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
October 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
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Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers”
September 29, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers”
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scenes from Trumplandia -- Howard Lutnick furiously glazes Trump while Trump naps
(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)
(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)
September 28, 2026 at 7:39 PM
scenes from Trumplandia -- Howard Lutnick furiously glazes Trump while Trump naps
(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)
(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)
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September 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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The hilarious truth from Denmark about the new Greenland deal with Trump! 😂
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September 27, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The hilarious truth from Denmark about the new Greenland deal with Trump! 😂
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iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
September 26, 2026 at 4:20 AM
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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The Chinese Communist Party got access to sensitive components of U.S. F-35 stealth fighters. The U.S. got 2 pandas.
September 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The Chinese Communist Party got access to sensitive components of U.S. F-35 stealth fighters. The U.S. got 2 pandas.
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Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
September 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Wild stuff.
Sheri Mecklenberg, career prosecutor accused of misconduct in Broadview 6 case, resigns from DOJ.
The NYT obtained her scathing resignation letter, in which she says the U.S. attorney directed her to bring felony charges over her objection.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Sheri Mecklenberg, career prosecutor accused of misconduct in Broadview 6 case, resigns from DOJ.
The NYT obtained her scathing resignation letter, in which she says the U.S. attorney directed her to bring felony charges over her objection.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Read the document (Gift Article)
Sheri H. Mecklenburg resignation letter
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Wild stuff.
Sheri Mecklenberg, career prosecutor accused of misconduct in Broadview 6 case, resigns from DOJ.
The NYT obtained her scathing resignation letter, in which she says the U.S. attorney directed her to bring felony charges over her objection.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Sheri Mecklenberg, career prosecutor accused of misconduct in Broadview 6 case, resigns from DOJ.
The NYT obtained her scathing resignation letter, in which she says the U.S. attorney directed her to bring felony charges over her objection.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Dead inside.
For just a moment, the world saw their true nature.
This is a real photo.
F*cking chilling.
This is a real photo.
F*cking chilling.
September 25, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Dead inside.
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"The Chinese are actively destroying the US global position while the US president bows and scrapes."
phillipspobrien.substack.com/p/its-not-th...
phillipspobrien.substack.com/p/its-not-th...
September 25, 2026 at 10:29 AM
"The Chinese are actively destroying the US global position while the US president bows and scrapes."
phillipspobrien.substack.com/p/its-not-th...
phillipspobrien.substack.com/p/its-not-th...
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“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
theonion.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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"Our lives are more important than the price of energy.” - President Zelenskyy
September 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
"Our lives are more important than the price of energy.” - President Zelenskyy
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You scared?
You sound scared.
You sound scared.
September 23, 2026 at 12:17 AM
You scared?
You sound scared.
You sound scared.
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DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
September 22, 2026 at 6:26 PM
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I said it last night, but I’ll say it again - man, I’m so tired of this fuckin’ President.”
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x.com/HunterBiden/...
I hate GOP it's no secret. But sometimes they do the stupidest shit that I love. 🤪😂😂😂😂
I hate GOP it's no secret. But sometimes they do the stupidest shit that I love. 🤪😂😂😂😂
September 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
x.com/HunterBiden/...
I hate GOP it's no secret. But sometimes they do the stupidest shit that I love. 🤪😂😂😂😂
I hate GOP it's no secret. But sometimes they do the stupidest shit that I love. 🤪😂😂😂😂
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i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
Hi folks. If you saw this, you know the administration plans to only accept white South Africans next year. Tomorrow is Congress's formal say before the determination is signed. Please check this brief thread on why I'd like you to speak out for the Afghan people still in limbo...
September 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
This country is so f'n dumb, it hurts.
You’re committing fraud if you don’t submit a medical claim.
Dr Oz: "There are 5 times more people in parts of Obamacare in Florida than live in the state. It's impossible More than a third of people on Obamacare have never used the insurance policy once. If you were gonna pay your hard-earned money to buy insurance, would you ever use it? The answer is yes"
September 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
This country is so f'n dumb, it hurts.