@miles11215.bsky.social
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Lindsay Graham’s heart, welcome to the resistance
July 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Lindsay Graham’s heart, welcome to the resistance
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in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor
June 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor
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hey quick question, am I having a stroke
June 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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The refs having money on the game narrative is really writing itself at this point
May 27, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The refs having money on the game narrative is really writing itself at this point
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@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
May 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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We went from "armed gunman mere seconds away from shooting the president is killed by Secret Service" to "guy with a shotgun falls down on a different floor well outside the entrance of the ballroom and we can't find the bullets because that just happens sometimes" awfully fast.
May 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
We went from "armed gunman mere seconds away from shooting the president is killed by Secret Service" to "guy with a shotgun falls down on a different floor well outside the entrance of the ballroom and we can't find the bullets because that just happens sometimes" awfully fast.
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Absolutely 💯
“We CaN dIsAgrEe AnD sTiLl Be FrIeNdS”
Yeah about college basketball and what to dip fries in, not basic human rights.
“We CaN dIsAgrEe AnD sTiLl Be FrIeNdS”
Yeah about college basketball and what to dip fries in, not basic human rights.
May 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Absolutely 💯
“We CaN dIsAgrEe AnD sTiLl Be FrIeNdS”
Yeah about college basketball and what to dip fries in, not basic human rights.
“We CaN dIsAgrEe AnD sTiLl Be FrIeNdS”
Yeah about college basketball and what to dip fries in, not basic human rights.
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🚨 Absolute unit alert 🚨
April 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
🚨 Absolute unit alert 🚨
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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
April 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
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I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.
April 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.
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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
April 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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People who play music out loud on public transit are horrible human beings.
April 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
People who play music out loud on public transit are horrible human beings.
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anyone ever noticed how psychotically evil, cruel, and anti-human republicans are
March 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
anyone ever noticed how psychotically evil, cruel, and anti-human republicans are
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After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
March 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
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Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
March 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again
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You cannot support Donald Trump and be a good person at the same time.
March 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
You cannot support Donald Trump and be a good person at the same time.
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When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz
March 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz
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ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect
Kristi Noem: "It reminded me of the quote that is often attribute to George Orwell that states, 'People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.'"
March 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect
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All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
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based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit
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Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them