Legs
@milesofleg.bsky.social
Like the bird app version but without the muskrat
only baddies pull up to their zoom meeting with HR in a Neil The Seal sweatshirt
September 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
only baddies pull up to their zoom meeting with HR in a Neil The Seal sweatshirt
The confusion and concern on the faces of the seniors as I walk backwards on a inclined treadmill without holding on to anything makes me wonder if I need to print out a sign telling them I am okay, I’ve been doing this for years, and there absolutely are benefits to doing this.
August 26, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The confusion and concern on the faces of the seniors as I walk backwards on a inclined treadmill without holding on to anything makes me wonder if I need to print out a sign telling them I am okay, I’ve been doing this for years, and there absolutely are benefits to doing this.
making depression afraid to enter my brain (90 minute lift the day after a particularly rough mental health day)
May 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM
making depression afraid to enter my brain (90 minute lift the day after a particularly rough mental health day)
I’ve never liked over ear headphones for the gym (get too hot/in my way) but I’m beginning to consider them if only to find out if they will get strangers to stop trying to talk to me mid workout
March 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I’ve never liked over ear headphones for the gym (get too hot/in my way) but I’m beginning to consider them if only to find out if they will get strangers to stop trying to talk to me mid workout
Hour long wait at Urgentcare=I get an hour to play the games I’d forgotten I had on my phone without guilt.
March 26, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Hour long wait at Urgentcare=I get an hour to play the games I’d forgotten I had on my phone without guilt.
Using my clay baby that looks like a sea lion to keep me grounded during stressful phone calls
March 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Using my clay baby that looks like a sea lion to keep me grounded during stressful phone calls
As someone that gets frequent (at least once a week, usually more than that) nose bleeds from dry air/anxiety/life that are absolute gushers, cotton nose plugs do absolutely nothing: I’ll soak one of those in less than two minutes. The tiny applicator free tampons? Those are my weapon.
March 13, 2026 at 6:57 AM
As someone that gets frequent (at least once a week, usually more than that) nose bleeds from dry air/anxiety/life that are absolute gushers, cotton nose plugs do absolutely nothing: I’ll soak one of those in less than two minutes. The tiny applicator free tampons? Those are my weapon.
Me 🤝 walking away immediately when the currency exchange person won’t tell me what percentage they take.
I was negotiating for my older sisters’ bags on Canal Street at 13, I’m not here to play.
I was negotiating for my older sisters’ bags on Canal Street at 13, I’m not here to play.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Me 🤝 walking away immediately when the currency exchange person won’t tell me what percentage they take.
I was negotiating for my older sisters’ bags on Canal Street at 13, I’m not here to play.
I was negotiating for my older sisters’ bags on Canal Street at 13, I’m not here to play.
I really wish cordial was something that wasn’t so difficult to find in North America. I miss being able to upgrade water so easily.
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I really wish cordial was something that wasn’t so difficult to find in North America. I miss being able to upgrade water so easily.
As someone that grew up in New England but has never been one to thrive in winter and cold weather, one of my favorite little luxuries to make it more bearable is using my towel warmer for not only my towel, but my pajamas for after a shower. It truly is a game changer.
January 30, 2026 at 8:37 AM
As someone that grew up in New England but has never been one to thrive in winter and cold weather, one of my favorite little luxuries to make it more bearable is using my towel warmer for not only my towel, but my pajamas for after a shower. It truly is a game changer.
I know I’ve been riding and around horses for too long when my automatic response to unexpected braking, even as a passenger princess, is a “woah” 💀
January 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I know I’ve been riding and around horses for too long when my automatic response to unexpected braking, even as a passenger princess, is a “woah” 💀
Seeing people I’ve been friends with for years reposting memes and jokes at the expense of celebrities’ bodies is so wildly disappointing every time.
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Seeing people I’ve been friends with for years reposting memes and jokes at the expense of celebrities’ bodies is so wildly disappointing every time.
As someone who gets glowy during cardio, especially on my face and neck, getting a rechargeable stroller can I can just put on the machine in front of me during workouts is such a game changer.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
As someone who gets glowy during cardio, especially on my face and neck, getting a rechargeable stroller can I can just put on the machine in front of me during workouts is such a game changer.
Thinking about making a google album entitled “Photos for The Board” shared with a few trusted folks so that in the event of my untimely death I still have final approval of which photos of me are used for the slideshow/memorial.
I WILL be haunting mfs that share unflattering photos
I WILL be haunting mfs that share unflattering photos
October 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thinking about making a google album entitled “Photos for The Board” shared with a few trusted folks so that in the event of my untimely death I still have final approval of which photos of me are used for the slideshow/memorial.
I WILL be haunting mfs that share unflattering photos
I WILL be haunting mfs that share unflattering photos
The problem with being a woman who looks somewhat put together on public transit is that strangers will start to approach you for directions. No shade my guy, but it’s me and my route to work against the world
October 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The problem with being a woman who looks somewhat put together on public transit is that strangers will start to approach you for directions. No shade my guy, but it’s me and my route to work against the world
Workm*ns comp really called at 6:30 on a Friday night, then proceeded to ask me to list every injury or break I’ve ever had since I was a child.
Girl, I know for a fact it says on your paperwork that the injury that caused me to file…. is a concussion.
Girl, I know for a fact it says on your paperwork that the injury that caused me to file…. is a concussion.
July 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Workm*ns comp really called at 6:30 on a Friday night, then proceeded to ask me to list every injury or break I’ve ever had since I was a child.
Girl, I know for a fact it says on your paperwork that the injury that caused me to file…. is a concussion.
Girl, I know for a fact it says on your paperwork that the injury that caused me to file…. is a concussion.
Reposted by Legs
Let's do basic math: 12 meals-ready-to-eat per case. 48 cases per pallet. That's 576 meals per pallet. Say you gotta feed a million people, three meals a day. One pallet will feed 192 people per day. To feed a million people, you'd have to airdrop 5,208 pallets per day. Like come on. This is stupid.
Israel will allow foreign countries to airdrop aid into Gaza, an Israeli security source says, as the country faces mounting backlash over a spiraling hunger crisis in the Palestinian enclave.
Israel says it will let foreign countries drop aid into Gaza as hunger crisis spirals
Airdrops into Gaza have previously been criticized as insufficient and impractical. The United Nations has called for an urgent ceasefire, though talks appeared Friday to have collapsed.
nbcnews.to
July 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Let's do basic math: 12 meals-ready-to-eat per case. 48 cases per pallet. That's 576 meals per pallet. Say you gotta feed a million people, three meals a day. One pallet will feed 192 people per day. To feed a million people, you'd have to airdrop 5,208 pallets per day. Like come on. This is stupid.
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Dramatic and shocking footage of the chaos that is L.A., from my house.
June 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dramatic and shocking footage of the chaos that is L.A., from my house.
Listen, yes, you’ve heard it before on TikTok but I am here to tell you that I regret not getting an African exfoliating net sponge YEARS ago. Getting clean with this is a JOY and experience and game changer. I am obsessed.
June 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Listen, yes, you’ve heard it before on TikTok but I am here to tell you that I regret not getting an African exfoliating net sponge YEARS ago. Getting clean with this is a JOY and experience and game changer. I am obsessed.
can I apply let them theory to my inner thoughts and anxieties?
May 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
can I apply let them theory to my inner thoughts and anxieties?
omw to go ruin some boomer’s day as I vote in a red county&state in the largest pride flag earrings I own 🥰
May 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
omw to go ruin some boomer’s day as I vote in a red county&state in the largest pride flag earrings I own 🥰
I need everyone to manifest my sister actually replying to my texts.
There’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just been terrible at responding lately
There’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just been terrible at responding lately
May 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I need everyone to manifest my sister actually replying to my texts.
There’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just been terrible at responding lately
There’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just been terrible at responding lately
please remove your shoes from the beautiful bookstore couches 😤
May 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
please remove your shoes from the beautiful bookstore couches 😤
Today, my dog is upset with me because I won’t let her play with a toy that I’m in the middle of sewing up for her. Honestly, that’s on me.
May 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Today, my dog is upset with me because I won’t let her play with a toy that I’m in the middle of sewing up for her. Honestly, that’s on me.
@vadvms.bsky.social think I just added you on fb, please don’t think I’m a bot
April 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@vadvms.bsky.social think I just added you on fb, please don’t think I’m a bot