SWEETHEART! 🩷
@miserable-peons.bsky.social
YOU DARE REJECT SWEETHEART!?!?
IC: https://www.tumblr.com/birdsinthechimney/794159493534613504/sweethearts-castle?source=share
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Of course it is? Everyone wants me, those three are simply the most like me, and therefore the most deserving of my love!
September 9, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Of course it is? Everyone wants me, those three are simply the most like me, and therefore the most deserving of my love!
(genuinely almost admitting that she Commissioned Them) My good lucks and natural charisma, obviously?
September 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
(genuinely almost admitting that she Commissioned Them) My good lucks and natural charisma, obviously?
(vaguely gesturing behind her at mutantheart, roboheart and perfectheart) Yeah those three. You see them.
September 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
(vaguely gesturing behind her at mutantheart, roboheart and perfectheart) Yeah those three. You see them.
Because I have my /own/ harem, obviously. You merely reminded me of how much better my life is than yours!
September 9, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Because I have my /own/ harem, obviously. You merely reminded me of how much better my life is than yours!
Mind your own business, peon.
( Girl????????? )
( Girl????????? )
September 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Mind your own business, peon.
( Girl????????? )
( Girl????????? )
( Wordlessly emptying out a jar of LIFE JAM onto their head. This somehow heals their wounds. )
July 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
( Wordlessly emptying out a jar of LIFE JAM onto their head. This somehow heals their wounds. )
Good choice.
( She flips through keys until she finds the one for their cell, which she promptly unlocks. )
Ugh, you're practically dead. Now I have to waste a jar of LIFE JAM on you. PEONS, BRING THE LIFE JAM!
( the huh )
( She flips through keys until she finds the one for their cell, which she promptly unlocks. )
Ugh, you're practically dead. Now I have to waste a jar of LIFE JAM on you. PEONS, BRING THE LIFE JAM!
( the huh )
July 29, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Good choice.
( She flips through keys until she finds the one for their cell, which she promptly unlocks. )
Ugh, you're practically dead. Now I have to waste a jar of LIFE JAM on you. PEONS, BRING THE LIFE JAM!
( the huh )
( She flips through keys until she finds the one for their cell, which she promptly unlocks. )
Ugh, you're practically dead. Now I have to waste a jar of LIFE JAM on you. PEONS, BRING THE LIFE JAM!
( the huh )
OHOHOHOHOHOHO, you can TRY! Unfortunately for you, I'm a perfect angel with the patience to match!
( just a blatant lie )
( just a blatant lie )
July 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
OHOHOHOHOHOHO, you can TRY! Unfortunately for you, I'm a perfect angel with the patience to match!
( just a blatant lie )
( just a blatant lie )
Well then that's too bad, because I don't give people what they want! Only I deserve to get what I want!
July 20, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Well then that's too bad, because I don't give people what they want! Only I deserve to get what I want!
You keep ASKING for it!
July 20, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You keep ASKING for it!
(like the "No Mario" image) No miserable peon
July 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
(like the "No Mario" image) No miserable peon
My ex-husband had a spaceship. Just admit that I'm out of your league!
July 18, 2026 at 9:00 AM
My ex-husband had a spaceship. Just admit that I'm out of your league!
i push you to the ground. you are held there by two surly sprout moles
July 18, 2026 at 8:57 AM
i push you to the ground. you are held there by two surly sprout moles