Julie Cross
@missustastee.bsky.social
She/her. Queer. Occasional evil genius. More pirate than navy. Art, but mostly food. Cats!
Things we never saw coming #3,440: the White House turned into a literal fucking circus.
Remember how dignified the White House used to look before flashy new-money white-trash moved in? The British in the War of 1812 treated the building with more respect.
June 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Things we never saw coming #3,440: the White House turned into a literal fucking circus.
Why there is chili on my computer screen.
My only question about Tulsi Gabbard is will the White House keep all 101 of the Dalmatians?
May 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Why there is chili on my computer screen.
This one is my favorite so far.
No one asked me but Lupita Nyong’o is one of the most beautiful women possible and ALSO if Nolan wanted to cast a salad fork or three baked potatoes as Helen of Troy or Clytemnestra, he can do that because he doesn’t owe anyone shit and artists don’t owe anyone shit.
May 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This one is my favorite so far.
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[Enter Rumor, painted full of tongues.]
April 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
[Enter Rumor, painted full of tongues.]
About where we're at.
Breaking: Iran picks up released U.S. Navy Secretary John Phelan off waivers.
April 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
About where we're at.
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IF YOU BUILD A BIKE LANE THAT DOESN'T CONNECT TO ANOTHER BIKE LANE THEN YOU DIDN'T BUILD A BIKE LANE
April 20, 2026 at 3:15 PM
IF YOU BUILD A BIKE LANE THAT DOESN'T CONNECT TO ANOTHER BIKE LANE THEN YOU DIDN'T BUILD A BIKE LANE
My family was all in Iowa not speaking German after someone broke the windows in their house, but this seems useful for others.
A new search engine that allows users to search Nazi party records in order to find out whether their ancestors were card-carrying members has been accessed millions of times since it was launched earlier this month. https://cnn.it/4tZZBiF
April 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
My family was all in Iowa not speaking German after someone broke the windows in their house, but this seems useful for others.
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CLOCKWORK BOYS by @tkingfisher.com is now out in paperback! ⚙️✨
In the first book of this touching, comic duology, a paladin, a forger, an assassin and a scholar ride out of town on an espionage mission with deadly serious stakes.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2h9d4k
In the first book of this touching, comic duology, a paladin, a forger, an assassin and a scholar ride out of town on an espionage mission with deadly serious stakes.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2h9d4k
April 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
CLOCKWORK BOYS by @tkingfisher.com is now out in paperback! ⚙️✨
In the first book of this touching, comic duology, a paladin, a forger, an assassin and a scholar ride out of town on an espionage mission with deadly serious stakes.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2h9d4k
In the first book of this touching, comic duology, a paladin, a forger, an assassin and a scholar ride out of town on an espionage mission with deadly serious stakes.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2h9d4k
Thank goodness, I don't have it in me to make my own meme today.
How it feels doing literally any task right now.
April 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Thank goodness, I don't have it in me to make my own meme today.
Snap.
Bondi and Noem announced for next season of Dancing with the Stars 🪩
April 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Snap.
Making popcorn in the hopes she's THAT mad.
The Oversight Committee subpoena is for Pam Bondi, whether she is the Attorney General or not.
Former AG Bill Barr gave testimony under oath on the Epstein files, and we look forward to hearing from Bondi in two weeks. Bondi now has an opportunity to give us the full truth.
Former AG Bill Barr gave testimony under oath on the Epstein files, and we look forward to hearing from Bondi in two weeks. Bondi now has an opportunity to give us the full truth.
April 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Making popcorn in the hopes she's THAT mad.
Nothing else really to say.
People looking at that new harry potter show and asking who it's for...
Cunts, innit
It's for cunts.
Cunts, innit
It's for cunts.
March 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Nothing else really to say.
Go on, have something nice, you deserve a little treat.
I think it's vitally important that everyone know that when baby bear cubs are orphaned and taken to our local wildlife center, they get fed and rehabbed by people masking their scent and wearing costumes like this so they don't get habituated to humans
March 24, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Go on, have something nice, you deserve a little treat.
There you go.
Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP
March 21, 2026 at 6:22 AM
There you go.
"We're all going to die"
Five climate scientists, five quotes about this Mach heat wave:
“It’s uncharted territory.”
“There’s no analog.”
"Typically, we don't consider summer weather to be normal in winter.”
“Once (records) happen, they can happen again.”
“There's a very clear-eyed picture of what we face this summer.”
“It’s uncharted territory.”
“There’s no analog.”
"Typically, we don't consider summer weather to be normal in winter.”
“Once (records) happen, they can happen again.”
“There's a very clear-eyed picture of what we face this summer.”
How the historic U.S. heat wave is rattling climate scientists
Temperatures are being shattered by large margins over a vast area beyond California. “It’s uncharted territory,” said Baker Perry, Nevada’s state climatologist.
www.sfchronicle.com
March 21, 2026 at 6:19 AM
"We're all going to die"
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Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
![laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?
[photo of a coyote]
DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bzvkcciljsphlgnk7iraf26t/bafkreib6gagplfpduin7jjpqa7lo2zvoe72gjycjdkrngtsxhyfytzoypa)
March 21, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Seen tacked to a community board on my walk
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There's three votes for anything on the supreme court. If trump said "I'm the god-king of arrakis" he'd get three votes and a lengthy opinion about the long history and tradition of english common law with regards to the spice melange
February 20, 2026 at 3:41 PM
There's three votes for anything on the supreme court. If trump said "I'm the god-king of arrakis" he'd get three votes and a lengthy opinion about the long history and tradition of english common law with regards to the spice melange
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Bruce Springsteen dedicated a performance of his song “The Promised Land” on Saturday to Renee Good during a surprise performance at a benefit concert in New Jersey.
Bruce Springsteen - The Promised Land (W/ Speech) - LIGHT OF DAY 26 RED BANK NJ COUNT BASIE 01/17/26
YouTube video by stay_hungry_stay_free
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Bruce Springsteen dedicated a performance of his song “The Promised Land” on Saturday to Renee Good during a surprise performance at a benefit concert in New Jersey.
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Be Minnesota Nice until it’s time to Minnesota Not Be Nice
We're at the scene of a protest in downtown Minneapolis outside the Canopy by Hilton hotel, where ICE agents are believed to be staying. Photographer Alex Kormann estimates at least 1,000 people are in attendance.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Be Minnesota Nice until it’s time to Minnesota Not Be Nice
It's the can of green beans I can't get past. Why?
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It's the can of green beans I can't get past. Why?
Fuck fuck fuck
CNN: We have major breaking news. CNN just learning of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela… We have now have CNN's own teams that have personally witnessed explosions.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Fuck fuck fuck
Calling it - this is the winning Stephen Miller reference for today.
If you watch a video of Stephen Miller with the sound off, you can almost hear the original German…
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Calling it - this is the winning Stephen Miller reference for today.
Truth.
Terrifying how far down this is on my list of things to worry about
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Truth.
Oh god, I really thought it was a joke.
✅ Yes, Trump announced the "Patriot Games," a four-day athletics competition between young men and women from all U.S. states and territories. Here's what to know: www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
What to know about Trump's 'Patriot Games' announcement
Cue discussions about which state is District 12 from "The Hunger Games."
www.snopes.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh god, I really thought it was a joke.