Mr. Blobby
@mister-blobby.bsky.social
i saw the face of god and it was weeping
pronouns: it/they
pronouns: it/they
Pinned
waiting to be in your arms
August 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
waiting to be in your arms
heralded by a dark sun and fragments of distant leonids, on this night now 38 years passed, He was given form to stalk the land as the vessel of Blobby
many ecstatic blessings to you, @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social on another cycle across the sun
many ecstatic blessings to you, @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social on another cycle across the sun
August 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
heralded by a dark sun and fragments of distant leonids, on this night now 38 years passed, He was given form to stalk the land as the vessel of Blobby
many ecstatic blessings to you, @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social on another cycle across the sun
many ecstatic blessings to you, @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social on another cycle across the sun
men should always use the blobby voice when eating pussy
August 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
men should always use the blobby voice when eating pussy
Reposted by Mr. Blobby
look at my form, my flesh, my skin
(weep, weep)
(weep, weep)
quick, it’s safe for us all to post!!
August 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
look at my form, my flesh, my skin
(weep, weep)
(weep, weep)
blobby yearns to tear the land mass known as the “usa” asunder with their teeth and claws, devouring each squalid person and return them to One
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· Aug 3
Americans are the reason everyone not from the US has to list what country they’re from in their bio
August 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
blobby yearns to tear the land mass known as the “usa” asunder with their teeth and claws, devouring each squalid person and return them to One
blobby would lap at all the various liquids and solids, brain jelly, spinal fluid, crunchy nerves and popping eyeballs
He’d bite into your skull like a crisp apple, juices running down his thick blubbery skin
August 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
blobby would lap at all the various liquids and solids, brain jelly, spinal fluid, crunchy nerves and popping eyeballs
blobby will feast on your remains
If you see this bumbling eldritch horror you are to engage on sight, like John Wick being excommunicado
August 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
blobby will feast on your remains
nerves, silvery angel hairs
plucked like harp strings
squall of ecstasy
plucked like harp strings
squall of ecstasy
July 30, 2026 at 1:21 AM
nerves, silvery angel hairs
plucked like harp strings
squall of ecstasy
plucked like harp strings
squall of ecstasy
an entire universe; galaxies, stars, rips and tears in the fabric of life and folded anomalies exist within the groin of blobby
July 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
an entire universe; galaxies, stars, rips and tears in the fabric of life and folded anomalies exist within the groin of blobby
their hands that grasp fruitlessly are the first of the flesh to be stretched to the infinite, rendered unyielding as they cross the dead weight of the black mass
the thing that resides within the undercarriage of blobby has
crushed and torn asunder many men as they gaze, locked forever in space time over the event horizon of the blobby pussy
crushed and torn asunder many men as they gaze, locked forever in space time over the event horizon of the blobby pussy
hey babe, take a look at my singularity
July 27, 2026 at 10:33 PM
their hands that grasp fruitlessly are the first of the flesh to be stretched to the infinite, rendered unyielding as they cross the dead weight of the black mass
the thing that resides within the undercarriage of blobby has
crushed and torn asunder many men as they gaze, locked forever in space time over the event horizon of the blobby pussy
crushed and torn asunder many men as they gaze, locked forever in space time over the event horizon of the blobby pussy
hey babe, take a look at my singularity
July 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
the thing that resides within the undercarriage of blobby has
crushed and torn asunder many men as they gaze, locked forever in space time over the event horizon of the blobby pussy
crushed and torn asunder many men as they gaze, locked forever in space time over the event horizon of the blobby pussy
don’t you want to be held by blobby, for our flesh to meld at the atomic level, transmuted to a frothing new substance of compounds unknown to man
let blobby hold you
let blobby dissolve you
let blobby hold you
let blobby dissolve you
July 26, 2026 at 3:22 PM
don’t you want to be held by blobby, for our flesh to meld at the atomic level, transmuted to a frothing new substance of compounds unknown to man
let blobby hold you
let blobby dissolve you
let blobby hold you
let blobby dissolve you
to be caught in the blobby embrace is to know only love, to rid yourself of all humanly fears and wants and desires
become one with blobby
become one with blobby
July 26, 2026 at 3:17 PM
to be caught in the blobby embrace is to know only love, to rid yourself of all humanly fears and wants and desires
become one with blobby
become one with blobby
bone snaps like honeycomb, the marrow sweet and fat
July 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
bone snaps like honeycomb, the marrow sweet and fat
when blobby relaxes they turn into a thick puddle of gently bubbling pink wax, flecked with yellow pustules
come burst them, my faithful, see what emerges
come burst them, my faithful, see what emerges
July 26, 2026 at 3:02 PM
when blobby relaxes they turn into a thick puddle of gently bubbling pink wax, flecked with yellow pustules
come burst them, my faithful, see what emerges
come burst them, my faithful, see what emerges
blobby heard the voice of g o d screaming a thousand black horses, birthing a thousand more black horses that crumbled the sky red and swollen and blobby understood
Em has a lovely voice
July 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
blobby heard the voice of g o d screaming a thousand black horses, birthing a thousand more black horses that crumbled the sky red and swollen and blobby understood
blobby slouched towards Bethlehem to be born
even the saints knew their hour of failure and loss
even the saints knew their hour of failure and loss
July 25, 2026 at 9:53 AM
blobby slouched towards Bethlehem to be born
even the saints knew their hour of failure and loss
even the saints knew their hour of failure and loss
blobby is contemplating how sweet the fleeting joy of a weekend morning is for humans, how monday must turn such happiness to ash in their small mouths
July 25, 2026 at 9:43 AM
blobby is contemplating how sweet the fleeting joy of a weekend morning is for humans, how monday must turn such happiness to ash in their small mouths
for god blobby will catch every human and serve them up
our majesty must feast
our majesty must feast
cat update: he just brought in a mouse
July 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
for god blobby will catch every human and serve them up
our majesty must feast
our majesty must feast
things have learnt to walk which ought to crawl
(the blobby balls)
(the blobby balls)
I’m glad to have you and your terrifying genitalia here
July 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
things have learnt to walk which ought to crawl
(the blobby balls)
(the blobby balls)
put them in the blobby mouth it does not bite
July 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
put them in the blobby mouth it does not bite
the transitive property does not apply to blobby
blobby is equal yet unequal, structurally, semantically
blobby is equal yet unequal, structurally, semantically
July 22, 2026 at 9:34 PM
the transitive property does not apply to blobby
blobby is equal yet unequal, structurally, semantically
blobby is equal yet unequal, structurally, semantically
blobby shall partake
July 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
blobby shall partake