Geoffy
@mistergoats.bsky.social
(he/him) motorcycles and musings. B2B marketing specialist. Support player. Tattoo aficionado.
They don’t make dudes on the SkyTrain as hot as @risingaction.bsky.social anymore! Nice to see you, man.
September 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
They don’t make dudes on the SkyTrain as hot as @risingaction.bsky.social anymore! Nice to see you, man.
To be quite pedantic, summer is not over until September 22nd, you autumnal freaks.
September 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
To be quite pedantic, summer is not over until September 22nd, you autumnal freaks.
TransLink Business Model explained: annual reduction of services plus an increase to fairs equals profit.
August 19, 2026 at 12:24 AM
TransLink Business Model explained: annual reduction of services plus an increase to fairs equals profit.
Hear me out - Jacob Tierney’s character from Letterkenny as the next Star Wars droid “GL-3N”.
June 29, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Hear me out - Jacob Tierney’s character from Letterkenny as the next Star Wars droid “GL-3N”.
Happy birthday @corinnal.bsky.social !
June 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Happy birthday @corinnal.bsky.social !
Tales from 2026: I bought two pairs of pants and now I’m broke.
June 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Tales from 2026: I bought two pairs of pants and now I’m broke.
I wish I had something to fall back instead of just being a mediocre white guy. I feel useless like 90% of the time. So dumb.
June 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I wish I had something to fall back instead of just being a mediocre white guy. I feel useless like 90% of the time. So dumb.
I know I spend too much time on LinedIn now. I see a lot of folks saying “I have to work hard to be an authentic person.” Really? Working hard to be authentic seems antithetical to being authentic. Like, look at me, I’m trying SO hard to appear authentic. It’s like being cool. Cool isn’t about
June 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I know I spend too much time on LinedIn now. I see a lot of folks saying “I have to work hard to be an authentic person.” Really? Working hard to be authentic seems antithetical to being authentic. Like, look at me, I’m trying SO hard to appear authentic. It’s like being cool. Cool isn’t about
Sometimes, when I get home from work, I need to take a few minutes to consciously uncouple from my day.
May 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Sometimes, when I get home from work, I need to take a few minutes to consciously uncouple from my day.
I love you like local sports news anchors love to take the opportunity to call Philadelphia “the city of brotherly love”.
April 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I love you like local sports news anchors love to take the opportunity to call Philadelphia “the city of brotherly love”.
In these trying times, the people need a hero. A symbol we can stand behind. We need Boner Satan.
April 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
In these trying times, the people need a hero. A symbol we can stand behind. We need Boner Satan.
This is kind of a humble brag, but it’s unintentional - our townhouse has 4 bathrooms and there’s only three of us in our family. When my brother and his family come to visit, it makes it seven people in the house and sometimes there’s 0 bathrooms.
April 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This is kind of a humble brag, but it’s unintentional - our townhouse has 4 bathrooms and there’s only three of us in our family. When my brother and his family come to visit, it makes it seven people in the house and sometimes there’s 0 bathrooms.
When I was 18, my girlfriend’s father (an investment banker) pushed me to invest. So I did. I stuck $25 a month into a mutual fund and diversified and followed his plan. “You will have a projected $1M by the time you are my age.” He was nearly 50 at the time. I’m coming up in 50, and I’m shy of
March 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
When I was 18, my girlfriend’s father (an investment banker) pushed me to invest. So I did. I stuck $25 a month into a mutual fund and diversified and followed his plan. “You will have a projected $1M by the time you are my age.” He was nearly 50 at the time. I’m coming up in 50, and I’m shy of
This week I’ve had to ask a number of people to do the math when we’re talking about Daylight Savings Time. It was only ever 4 months of Standard Time and 8 months of DST. It was never “half the year in darkness”.
March 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
This week I’ve had to ask a number of people to do the math when we’re talking about Daylight Savings Time. It was only ever 4 months of Standard Time and 8 months of DST. It was never “half the year in darkness”.
I don’t understand airplane seating and our corporate travel people. Every time I have a flight, they say “have you specified your preferred seat?” Then I say look it up. And they say “aisle” and promptly book a middle seat. And is seat selection 49 hours out or 24 hours out? Bah.
March 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I don’t understand airplane seating and our corporate travel people. Every time I have a flight, they say “have you specified your preferred seat?” Then I say look it up. And they say “aisle” and promptly book a middle seat. And is seat selection 49 hours out or 24 hours out? Bah.
Not sure if Toronto (downtown) is just bonkers, or it’s a Sunday thing or maybe a full moon thing, but wow.
March 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Not sure if Toronto (downtown) is just bonkers, or it’s a Sunday thing or maybe a full moon thing, but wow.
Traveling for work is crazy. Not long ago, relatively, I would had to take a horse and wagon across the country to get to this trade show. I should have left 4 months ago! Instead in 4 hours I’m just here now. And I have to work.
February 28, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Traveling for work is crazy. Not long ago, relatively, I would had to take a horse and wagon across the country to get to this trade show. I should have left 4 months ago! Instead in 4 hours I’m just here now. And I have to work.
Oh man; it’s nothing but weird degens in the mall today.
Oh no… I… oh no.
Oh no… I… oh no.
February 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Oh man; it’s nothing but weird degens in the mall today.
Oh no… I… oh no.
Oh no… I… oh no.
I’m eleventy billion years old and have worked for a number of companies and I still don’t know how to react to emails when someone gets fired. Even if they’re amazing or terrible.
February 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’m eleventy billion years old and have worked for a number of companies and I still don’t know how to react to emails when someone gets fired. Even if they’re amazing or terrible.
Today, life has given me lemons.
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Today, life has given me lemons.
I need a dark, sexy vibes shirt for a party. Does Randy River still exist?
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I need a dark, sexy vibes shirt for a party. Does Randy River still exist?
Sat down on a bench in the mall to wait for my wife and oh fuck I’m a middle-aged guy sitting on a bench in the mall.
I used to be cool.
I used to be cool.
January 24, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Sat down on a bench in the mall to wait for my wife and oh fuck I’m a middle-aged guy sitting on a bench in the mall.
I used to be cool.
I used to be cool.
I feel like the world is all sorts of insane all at once and like what the hell? Was it always like this?
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I feel like the world is all sorts of insane all at once and like what the hell? Was it always like this?
Was just in our work elevator with Ken Sim. Weird.
January 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Was just in our work elevator with Ken Sim. Weird.
I crossed the street past the guy from the BC Hydro commercials and I looked at him for an uncomfortable amount of time and he looked at me back and then we passed each other and that was a week ago and it still bothers me. Anyway, we’re in love now.
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I crossed the street past the guy from the BC Hydro commercials and I looked at him for an uncomfortable amount of time and he looked at me back and then we passed each other and that was a week ago and it still bothers me. Anyway, we’re in love now.