Mister Univers
@misterunivers.bsky.social
Geriatric Millennial yelling at The Cloud
Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar For Tax Purposes
In the spirit of the phrase "resident alien for tax purposes" and me thinking Resident Alien sounds like a movie, add "for tax purposes" to the end of a movie title
The Spy Who Loved Me For Tax Purposes
The Spy Who Loved Me For Tax Purposes
October 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar For Tax Purposes
Currently at the laundromat where some music service has Casey Kasem lively DJ-ing top 40 songs of the past. Which is interesting, as Kasem died in 2014. #ghostinthemachine
September 27, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Currently at the laundromat where some music service has Casey Kasem lively DJ-ing top 40 songs of the past. Which is interesting, as Kasem died in 2014. #ghostinthemachine
And the hottest takes are only available on OnlyFans
There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...
So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
September 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM
And the hottest takes are only available on OnlyFans
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NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
www.404media.co
September 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
Submitting a new idiom to the ether in response to arguments supporting business self-regulation: Only a well-behaved dog can be trusted to walk off leash.
September 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Submitting a new idiom to the ether in response to arguments supporting business self-regulation: Only a well-behaved dog can be trusted to walk off leash.
Our golden-egg-laying goose’s capacity has become greater than we ever anticipated. The eggs are simply too gold, too egg! We must slow down this goose for the safety of humanity. A market flooded with superior golden eggs will wreck the world economy… or at least hinder our IPO launch.
September 15, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Our golden-egg-laying goose’s capacity has become greater than we ever anticipated. The eggs are simply too gold, too egg! We must slow down this goose for the safety of humanity. A market flooded with superior golden eggs will wreck the world economy… or at least hinder our IPO launch.
RIP Bendgate
apple's introducing a new foldable iphone, psh, any iphone is foldable if you want it bad enough
September 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
RIP Bendgate
If the insertion ratio hits a certain point, it will create a tear in the fabric of spacetime. This is why using a good quality lubricant is important!
Our top minds in physics are creating models of heads up asses just to describe these people.
September 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
If the insertion ratio hits a certain point, it will create a tear in the fabric of spacetime. This is why using a good quality lubricant is important!
The red flag factory issues a recall. (Has anyone checked if Kitara is on the platform?!)
Kalshi dishes out its first-ever lifetime ban to George Santos - Engadget
The company says the ex-congressman didn't fully cooperate with its investigation into alleged insider trading.
www.engadget.com
August 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The red flag factory issues a recall. (Has anyone checked if Kitara is on the platform?!)
This year I updated my eyeglasses to clear plastic frames. Aside from liking them, I didn’t want people to think I’m a potential creep.
Meta makes AI glasses slightly less creepy with limit on nonconsensual recording
Meta fixes AI glasses to stop recording any time users cover up the safety light.
arstechnica.com
August 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
This year I updated my eyeglasses to clear plastic frames. Aside from liking them, I didn’t want people to think I’m a potential creep.
Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Product Designer: I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Product Designer: I’ve made a terrible mistake.
August 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Product Designer: I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Product Designer: I’ve made a terrible mistake.
Given the recent performance of similar candidates: just a reminder that Trump-endorsed GOP KS gubernatorial candidate Ty Masterson - who was endorsed by Trump - was endorsed by Trump.
August 20, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Given the recent performance of similar candidates: just a reminder that Trump-endorsed GOP KS gubernatorial candidate Ty Masterson - who was endorsed by Trump - was endorsed by Trump.
If you’re ever feeling down, just remember you never posted an AI slop clip reel of yourself as superheros (and also villains?) to impress the other twelve year olds on the social media platform that you yourself own.
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August 15, 2026 at 2:02 PM
If you’re ever feeling down, just remember you never posted an AI slop clip reel of yourself as superheros (and also villains?) to impress the other twelve year olds on the social media platform that you yourself own.
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
Miscellaneous grit and lint, natch.
Miscellaneous grit and lint, natch.
August 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include?
Miscellaneous grit and lint, natch.
Miscellaneous grit and lint, natch.
Save early, save often! (The mantra while using any Adobe software.)
The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.
August 5, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Save early, save often! (The mantra while using any Adobe software.)
Okay, where’s the screenplay?!
Get out! I won first place in the National Society of Newspaper Columnists contest for work I did last year for @kansasreflector.com. I'm happy to say this may be my favorite Reflector column of all.
When night comes, we might all be listening for Radio Free Kansas • Kansas Reflector
Lately you've discovered that it's more difficult to find information you used to take for granted as a dystopia descends.
kansasreflector.com
July 24, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Okay, where’s the screenplay?!
Flooding the zone with 💩, so to speak.
NEW: As cyclosporiasis cases jumped, the company linked to the outbreak - Taylor Farms - effectively delayed a recall that mounted in consumer confusion. Gift link for @business
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
As Parasite Spawned Chaos, Taylor Farms Slow-Walked Its Response
The US Food and Drug Administration had apologized, Taylor Farms said in a post on X. An agency lab test linking its produce to the country’s worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in decades was a false posit...
www.bloomberg.com
July 22, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Flooding the zone with 💩, so to speak.
File the restraining order now
Just so we’re all on the same page, I think the internet as a whole can agree that RFK Jr. is not allowed within 1,000 feet of Jimothy, right?
July 21, 2026 at 1:27 AM
File the restraining order now
My personal conspiracy theory is some Republican donor paid to unload (giggle) a warehouse full of unsold testosterone supplements for Hegseth to pawn off on the military, à la an Alex Jones commercial break.
July 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My personal conspiracy theory is some Republican donor paid to unload (giggle) a warehouse full of unsold testosterone supplements for Hegseth to pawn off on the military, à la an Alex Jones commercial break.
*rimshot*
The McConnell family is getting in some practice pulling plugs.
July 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
*rimshot*
A headline too good not to share
Received our first issue of the print edition of The Onion and I am not disappointed!
June 25, 2026 at 2:50 PM
A headline too good not to share
New brand collab dropped
June 23, 2026 at 3:46 AM
New brand collab dropped
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this is genuinely wild to see. there was theorizing early after his firing on fox news that an independant tucker carlson would be far more dangerous and bigger than he was on fox news, but he doesn’t really have that much cache beyond clip farming on twitter lol
He’s barely beating @killthecomputer.com lmfaooooooo
May 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
this is genuinely wild to see. there was theorizing early after his firing on fox news that an independant tucker carlson would be far more dangerous and bigger than he was on fox news, but he doesn’t really have that much cache beyond clip farming on twitter lol
