Mitt Effing Romney
@mitteffingromney.bsky.social
Any similarities to the actual Mitt Romney are purely coincidental
I find it more amazing they didn’t come up with a kitschy name for their collabs. Like Timberlake, Timberland, Timbersky
August 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I find it more amazing they didn’t come up with a kitschy name for their collabs. Like Timberlake, Timberland, Timbersky
Made you pick out a wedgie?
August 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Made you pick out a wedgie?
... That's the cup of a carpenter!
July 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM
... That's the cup of a carpenter!
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
July 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
... Wouldn't you want to BUY before this as it would send the price higher?
July 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
... Wouldn't you want to BUY before this as it would send the price higher?
David Wain went to the same camp I did growing up… so Yeah!!!!
July 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
David Wain went to the same camp I did growing up… so Yeah!!!!
He’s probably the one that said “no it doesn’t come with breakfast”
July 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
He’s probably the one that said “no it doesn’t come with breakfast”
Paperhenge beats Stonehenge 🪨📄✂️
July 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Paperhenge beats Stonehenge 🪨📄✂️
Give him credit. He’s come along way. If this were the eighties, he never would’ve rented to a Black man
June 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Give him credit. He’s come along way. If this were the eighties, he never would’ve rented to a Black man
It’s the longest day of the year and that’s including the day that’s 25 hours
June 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It’s the longest day of the year and that’s including the day that’s 25 hours
Monkey paw curls .... Runs as a Democrat
June 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Monkey paw curls .... Runs as a Democrat
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened to be a great fake tweet
April 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened to be a great fake tweet
Vance is such a loser, he can’t even use the active voice! “I’ve failed in negotiations with Iran”!
April 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Vance is such a loser, he can’t even use the active voice! “I’ve failed in negotiations with Iran”!
I still refer to it as the Mall of Mexico
April 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I still refer to it as the Mall of Mexico
Did she even win a date with him?
March 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Did she even win a date with him?
Pretty sure Laura Fine is just one of the 3 Stooges in a wig
March 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Pretty sure Laura Fine is just one of the 3 Stooges in a wig
The venn diagram of the left, and people who like bill maher, Is a circle next to a tiny dot for Ann Coulter
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The venn diagram of the left, and people who like bill maher, Is a circle next to a tiny dot for Ann Coulter
… Dave Matthews?
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
… Dave Matthews?
I have a good friend that played sax in a James Brown tribute band and asked him how does he remember to take it to the bridge
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have a good friend that played sax in a James Brown tribute band and asked him how does he remember to take it to the bridge
They were the lucky ones, they managed to escape during the Carter administration
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They were the lucky ones, they managed to escape during the Carter administration
You’re describing the Last Jedi
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You’re describing the Last Jedi
Remind me of how Nixon responded to the Smothers Brothers…
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Remind me of how Nixon responded to the Smothers Brothers…