MittsEnd
mittsend.bsky.social
MittsEnd
@mittsend.bsky.social
Don't take anything posted here seriously
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August 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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A dick you can take home to meet mother
Probably no man wants to hear his described this way but there are some dicks that just look friendly
September 13, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire

www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
September 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Fextralife is the Farmville of Twitch
August 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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it's her time
August 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Rate my slop
May 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I learned today that vampire bats piss while they feed and now I can't stop thinking about vampires doing the same thing.
April 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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if he's a parasocial NL watcher he's got his doordash habit under control and has a mediocre tight 5. worst case scenario, he's locked in on Kalshi and has an ass portfolio that COULD trade big if one goes reddit gold in your lifetime. either way he's bicurious and is looking for a reason.
April 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for
April 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Colcannon topped vegan shepherd's pie
April 2, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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When it happens
Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!
April 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
New beanslop just dropped
March 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Staying in the bath until my dick looks like a Carolina Reaper
March 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Spilled a dessert on my lap. Call that ice creaming my jorts
February 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Call me Pavlov the way I be gettin' dogs drooling
February 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Group of dads at the foggy function be like: Silent Grill
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Having a diet coke for the first time in a decade. People really drink this shit every day??
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Getting topped by Alphys, call that Under Tail
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Tearing into a crunch wrap like Kronos feasting upon his children
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Wait you're telling me Hozier isn't Canadian?!?
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Sometimes I can make good looking food
February 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Man these books are boring as hell, no wonder they don't want anyone reading them
Going to the library to check out books from the Forbidden Books section.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Going to the library to check out books from the Forbidden Books section.
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Verified Slop Bowl Enjoyer
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Guy that keeps asking his pregnant wife when the 3D print will be done
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM