Maggie K-B
@mkeenanb.bsky.social
Disgaybled artist, fosterer of kittens and consumer of queer culture just trying to find fun in this chaotic landscape of doom.
The number of times I’ve had to ask my various cats, “why are you wet?” over the past couple weeks seems unusual.
#IStillDontKnowWhy #IUnderstandItsHot #CatsDontUsuallyEnjoyTheWet #AndYet
#IStillDontKnowWhy #IUnderstandItsHot #CatsDontUsuallyEnjoyTheWet #AndYet
August 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The number of times I’ve had to ask my various cats, “why are you wet?” over the past couple weeks seems unusual.
#IStillDontKnowWhy #IUnderstandItsHot #CatsDontUsuallyEnjoyTheWet #AndYet
#IStillDontKnowWhy #IUnderstandItsHot #CatsDontUsuallyEnjoyTheWet #AndYet
Is it strange that plane turbulence puts me to sleep?
Should I add that to my dating profile?
#FortyTwoAndSingle #RelaxedByPlaneTurbulance
Should I add that to my dating profile?
#FortyTwoAndSingle #RelaxedByPlaneTurbulance
August 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Is it strange that plane turbulence puts me to sleep?
Should I add that to my dating profile?
#FortyTwoAndSingle #RelaxedByPlaneTurbulance
Should I add that to my dating profile?
#FortyTwoAndSingle #RelaxedByPlaneTurbulance
Being a chronically ill adrenaline junkie just seems like the world really wants to test my creativity. #IfItCouldGiveMeMoneyToSupportThatHabitTooItWouldBeGreat #OrAtLeastHealthcare #StillWaitingToHearFromMedicaid #TillThenIllGetDopamineFromUnboxingVideos #NotIdeal
June 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Being a chronically ill adrenaline junkie just seems like the world really wants to test my creativity. #IfItCouldGiveMeMoneyToSupportThatHabitTooItWouldBeGreat #OrAtLeastHealthcare #StillWaitingToHearFromMedicaid #TillThenIllGetDopamineFromUnboxingVideos #NotIdeal
No, but really, has anyone actually put a concerted effort in to prove that dinosaurs WEREN’T actually covered in glitter?
#CauseIWillContinueToInsistTheyCouldHaveBeenTillTheyDo #SomeoneNeedsToDoThisDissertation #MaybeNotGlitterButSomeSortOfSparkle #NotEvolutionariallyPracticalButTheyDidAllDie
#CauseIWillContinueToInsistTheyCouldHaveBeenTillTheyDo #SomeoneNeedsToDoThisDissertation #MaybeNotGlitterButSomeSortOfSparkle #NotEvolutionariallyPracticalButTheyDidAllDie
April 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
No, but really, has anyone actually put a concerted effort in to prove that dinosaurs WEREN’T actually covered in glitter?
#CauseIWillContinueToInsistTheyCouldHaveBeenTillTheyDo #SomeoneNeedsToDoThisDissertation #MaybeNotGlitterButSomeSortOfSparkle #NotEvolutionariallyPracticalButTheyDidAllDie
#CauseIWillContinueToInsistTheyCouldHaveBeenTillTheyDo #SomeoneNeedsToDoThisDissertation #MaybeNotGlitterButSomeSortOfSparkle #NotEvolutionariallyPracticalButTheyDidAllDie
Audiobooks need to have an ADHD button that will bring the book back to that place where you got distracted by that random thought/person/thing and accidentally stopped listening.
#ADHD #Neurodivergence #IAdoreAudiobooksButSometimesIFullyForgetWhatBookImListeningTo #WaitSheDidWhat
#ADHD #Neurodivergence #IAdoreAudiobooksButSometimesIFullyForgetWhatBookImListeningTo #WaitSheDidWhat
March 26, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Audiobooks need to have an ADHD button that will bring the book back to that place where you got distracted by that random thought/person/thing and accidentally stopped listening.
#ADHD #Neurodivergence #IAdoreAudiobooksButSometimesIFullyForgetWhatBookImListeningTo #WaitSheDidWhat
#ADHD #Neurodivergence #IAdoreAudiobooksButSometimesIFullyForgetWhatBookImListeningTo #WaitSheDidWhat
I am held together by generic KT tape and trinkets.
#FallingApartButAtLeastImDoingItWhimsically #ChronicIllness #Trinkets
#FallingApartButAtLeastImDoingItWhimsically #ChronicIllness #Trinkets
March 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I am held together by generic KT tape and trinkets.
#FallingApartButAtLeastImDoingItWhimsically #ChronicIllness #Trinkets
#FallingApartButAtLeastImDoingItWhimsically #ChronicIllness #Trinkets
As a lesbian, is it fair to just feel like flannel shirts should be appearing in my closet? Like, no I'm not gonna spend $60 on one at The Gap, that's ridiculous, this is my birthright!
#WhyIStillDontOwnAFlannelShirt #MaybeMyClosetIsHetero
#WhyIStillDontOwnAFlannelShirt #MaybeMyClosetIsHetero
February 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
As a lesbian, is it fair to just feel like flannel shirts should be appearing in my closet? Like, no I'm not gonna spend $60 on one at The Gap, that's ridiculous, this is my birthright!
#WhyIStillDontOwnAFlannelShirt #MaybeMyClosetIsHetero
#WhyIStillDontOwnAFlannelShirt #MaybeMyClosetIsHetero
There aren’t enough books or media with gay siblings. People do know that statistically that happens like…a lot, right? #AccurateRepresentationForTheQueers #AlsoJustSomeJuicyFamilyDynamicsToExploit
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
There aren’t enough books or media with gay siblings. People do know that statistically that happens like…a lot, right? #AccurateRepresentationForTheQueers #AlsoJustSomeJuicyFamilyDynamicsToExploit
I’ll be real, the ONLY reason I put ANY effort into wrapping presents is because as a lesbian, it is the only aesthetic thing I do better than my gay brother.
#GottaTakeTheWinsWhenICan #HeJustPutsEverythingInGiftbagsAtThisPoint #HappyPettyChristmas
#GottaTakeTheWinsWhenICan #HeJustPutsEverythingInGiftbagsAtThisPoint #HappyPettyChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’ll be real, the ONLY reason I put ANY effort into wrapping presents is because as a lesbian, it is the only aesthetic thing I do better than my gay brother.
#GottaTakeTheWinsWhenICan #HeJustPutsEverythingInGiftbagsAtThisPoint #HappyPettyChristmas
#GottaTakeTheWinsWhenICan #HeJustPutsEverythingInGiftbagsAtThisPoint #HappyPettyChristmas
Someone just called me ‘disgaybled’ as if it was a slur. Bro, it’s neither clever nor hurtful if I made it up myself…
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow
July 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Someone just called me ‘disgaybled’ as if it was a slur. Bro, it’s neither clever nor hurtful if I made it up myself…
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow
#ThenPutItInAllMySocialMediaBiosToLiterallyDESCRIBEMyself #SoThankYouForUsingAccurateTerminology #ILiterallyTookABow
I just watched the Buffy episode of Um…Actually on @dropout.tv and while it’s not always my favorite show (I’m so bad at trivia) there was something so wonderfully Buffy about the episode and contestants, it made me happy.
May 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I just watched the Buffy episode of Um…Actually on @dropout.tv and while it’s not always my favorite show (I’m so bad at trivia) there was something so wonderfully Buffy about the episode and contestants, it made me happy.
I’ve turned into THAT person who when someone posts a series of videos of their single kitten being an absolute menace, can’t help but comment that it may feel counterintuitive but getting another kitten will solve pretty much all their problems.
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet
May 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’ve turned into THAT person who when someone posts a series of videos of their single kitten being an absolute menace, can’t help but comment that it may feel counterintuitive but getting another kitten will solve pretty much all their problems.
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet
#TheyNeverListen #TheyDidntAskForHelp #AndYet
I just paid someone I cat sat for instead of requesting money from them. 🤦♀️ I think the Republicans are getting to me….
#ThankYouForMyService
#ThankYouForMyService
May 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I just paid someone I cat sat for instead of requesting money from them. 🤦♀️ I think the Republicans are getting to me….
#ThankYouForMyService
#ThankYouForMyService
How does one explain to their Lyft driver that what they just heard really wasn’t a fart…it was a stomach noise that sounded like a fart, generated as a result of holding in a fart so as to not hotbox both you and your driver while you’re stuck in NY traffic? Asking for a friend….
May 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
How does one explain to their Lyft driver that what they just heard really wasn’t a fart…it was a stomach noise that sounded like a fart, generated as a result of holding in a fart so as to not hotbox both you and your driver while you’re stuck in NY traffic? Asking for a friend….
Age 41 and I got called a ‘girl’ today by some random dude. I was wearing my Rainbow Brite backpack at the time, so I’ll let it slide.
#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild
#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild
April 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Age 41 and I got called a ‘girl’ today by some random dude. I was wearing my Rainbow Brite backpack at the time, so I’ll let it slide.
#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild
#SomedayIllBeTakenSeriously #ButNotAtTheExpenseOfMyInnerChild
Sometimes I try to be on time. Sometimes I remember that I’m a perimenopausal spoonie who had timeliness burned into me by people-pleasing parents, the theatre industry and white supremacy. And I try to breathe instead.
#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless
#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless
April 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sometimes I try to be on time. Sometimes I remember that I’m a perimenopausal spoonie who had timeliness burned into me by people-pleasing parents, the theatre industry and white supremacy. And I try to breathe instead.
#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless
#Relearning #SometimesByForce #MyFriendsWillLoveMeRegardless
One of the things I love about @dropout.tv (aside from the consistently funny content that never falls into tired oppressive tropes.) is that all of their off screen talent is STILL fully masked. As someone who often feels like the only masked person left, it warms my heart. Thanks @dropout.tv.
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
One of the things I love about @dropout.tv (aside from the consistently funny content that never falls into tired oppressive tropes.) is that all of their off screen talent is STILL fully masked. As someone who often feels like the only masked person left, it warms my heart. Thanks @dropout.tv.
Dangit, I keep accidentally ‘super-liking’ people on tinder because I don’t remember which direction does which.
#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii
#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii
March 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dangit, I keep accidentally ‘super-liking’ people on tinder because I don’t remember which direction does which.
#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii
#SorryIDontActuallySuperLikeYou #IJustNeedToStopItWithTheseApps #NowIsAGoodTimeToRemindEveryoneThatIAmSingle #IfYouKnowAnyQueerWomenEnbyOrTransFolksWhoAreAwesomeAndLookingHii
I’m at the part in the gay superhero book where the superhero-obsessed guy realizes he has superpowers, but doesn’t realize he needs to be angry to access them. In spite of that being a trope for so many of the superhero’s he’s supposedly obsessed with. 1/2
February 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m at the part in the gay superhero book where the superhero-obsessed guy realizes he has superpowers, but doesn’t realize he needs to be angry to access them. In spite of that being a trope for so many of the superhero’s he’s supposedly obsessed with. 1/2
Just once I want the superhero obsessed superhero to try to access his superpowers by manufacturing all the emotions, only to discover he needs to pull on his left earlobe or something like that. 2/2
February 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Just once I want the superhero obsessed superhero to try to access his superpowers by manufacturing all the emotions, only to discover he needs to pull on his left earlobe or something like that. 2/2
This whole week I’ve felt like I made plans with someone and forgot to write it on my calendar, thus inadvertently cancelling those plans without any warning with a person I can’t even remember. #WhenPeopleOffhandedlyCommentTheyDontNeedACalenderAndJustRemember #IBothWantToPunchAndWorshipThem
February 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This whole week I’ve felt like I made plans with someone and forgot to write it on my calendar, thus inadvertently cancelling those plans without any warning with a person I can’t even remember. #WhenPeopleOffhandedlyCommentTheyDontNeedACalenderAndJustRemember #IBothWantToPunchAndWorshipThem
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I help moderate the chat for a store based out of Japan on TikTok. Today, I accidentally called one of our customers “Snoopy” instead of ‘Emma’ which is her name.
#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy
#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy
February 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I help moderate the chat for a store based out of Japan on TikTok. Today, I accidentally called one of our customers “Snoopy” instead of ‘Emma’ which is her name.
#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy
#IHaveNoExcuse #TookUsAWhileToFigureOutWhoIWasActuallyReferringTo #SorryEmma #SorrySnoopy
Already having troubles getting necessary medications because of the Medicaid freeze.
#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo
#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo
January 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Already having troubles getting necessary medications because of the Medicaid freeze.
#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo
#TheyDoThisToKeepUsFromFightingBack #DontYouDare #ItWontStopMe #RevoltingFromMyBedIfINeedTo
I need a setting on my phone that will not allow me to open any other apps until I do the thing I picked up my phone to do in the first place.
#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD
#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD
January 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I need a setting on my phone that will not allow me to open any other apps until I do the thing I picked up my phone to do in the first place.
#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD
#IWasHungryTwoHoursAgo #WhyAmIJustNowOrderingFood #IDidAbout14ThingsInTheMeantime #NowImRavenous #ADHD