Martin (formerly GM_Parking)
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Does "Tommo's" mum want her new house in periwinkle blue?
September 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Does "Tommo's" mum want her new house in periwinkle blue?
We've finally got Albert square back, please don't tell me it's gonna have every entrance blocked by police now....
Big up the new No10 and all but please keep our public spaces public
Big up the new No10 and all but please keep our public spaces public
July 31, 2026 at 12:10 PM
We've finally got Albert square back, please don't tell me it's gonna have every entrance blocked by police now....
Big up the new No10 and all but please keep our public spaces public
Big up the new No10 and all but please keep our public spaces public
Had Nigel Farage made a statement about his whereabouts during the final hours of his colleagues life?
Police have been silent on if Farage us being investigated.
#JustAskingQuestions
Police have been silent on if Farage us being investigated.
#JustAskingQuestions
July 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Had Nigel Farage made a statement about his whereabouts during the final hours of his colleagues life?
Police have been silent on if Farage us being investigated.
#JustAskingQuestions
Police have been silent on if Farage us being investigated.
#JustAskingQuestions
Leftist journalists. Please decide if we can all work hybrid and from anywhere and Return to Office is just capitalism, or if No10 must be in one location to succeed.
We can't have both truths
We can't have both truths
July 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Leftist journalists. Please decide if we can all work hybrid and from anywhere and Return to Office is just capitalism, or if No10 must be in one location to succeed.
We can't have both truths
We can't have both truths
So much "wah, wah,wah, but London is supposed to be special"
July 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
So much "wah, wah,wah, but London is supposed to be special"
Despite letting us all believe that British politics is broken over the past decades, it appears that London based journalists really object to the suggestion of changing it.
July 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Despite letting us all believe that British politics is broken over the past decades, it appears that London based journalists really object to the suggestion of changing it.
Another parent hurting the children of others because they insist on driving inappropriately large vehicles dangerously.
Rag’n’Bone Man’s wife spared jail after crashing car into family on school run: Rag’n’Bone Man’s wife Zoe Graham has avoided a prison sentence following a car crash that left a mother and her children injured #RagnBoneMan #ZoeGraham #CelebrityNews #CarAccident #LegalNews
Rag’n’Bone Man’s wife spared jail after crashing car into family on school run: Rag’n’Bone Man’s wife Zoe Graham has avoided a prison sentence following a car crash that left a mother and her children injured #RagnBoneMan #ZoeGraham #CelebrityNews #CarAccident #LegalNews
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June 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Another parent hurting the children of others because they insist on driving inappropriately large vehicles dangerously.
Did anyone speakout, of any gender?
I'm old and still catching up... Do women want men to fight their verbal battles - this was kind of frowned upon in 80/90s gender learnings.
Look I think everyone in that room should be calling him out, but is pointing only at men what we are doing now?
I'm old and still catching up... Do women want men to fight their verbal battles - this was kind of frowned upon in 80/90s gender learnings.
Look I think everyone in that room should be calling him out, but is pointing only at men what we are doing now?
February 4, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Did anyone speakout, of any gender?
I'm old and still catching up... Do women want men to fight their verbal battles - this was kind of frowned upon in 80/90s gender learnings.
Look I think everyone in that room should be calling him out, but is pointing only at men what we are doing now?
I'm old and still catching up... Do women want men to fight their verbal battles - this was kind of frowned upon in 80/90s gender learnings.
Look I think everyone in that room should be calling him out, but is pointing only at men what we are doing now?
What's up with iPlayer dropping a while run of new "just a minute" in one go...?
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What's up with iPlayer dropping a while run of new "just a minute" in one go...?
We need a "bless you" for coughing
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
We need a "bless you" for coughing
Was there an exact point in time that brunch places stopped putting ketchup on the table and instead started to take exactly as long to bring condiments as it takes for a bacon barm to go cold?
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Was there an exact point in time that brunch places stopped putting ketchup on the table and instead started to take exactly as long to bring condiments as it takes for a bacon barm to go cold?
Finally did a thing, these have been obstructing Sheepfoot Lane in Manchester for at least 3 years.
Started as a sand ramp giving access for builders then just became kind of permanent.
Reported to Bury Council and were removed within the month
Started as a sand ramp giving access for builders then just became kind of permanent.
Reported to Bury Council and were removed within the month
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Finally did a thing, these have been obstructing Sheepfoot Lane in Manchester for at least 3 years.
Started as a sand ramp giving access for builders then just became kind of permanent.
Reported to Bury Council and were removed within the month
Started as a sand ramp giving access for builders then just became kind of permanent.
Reported to Bury Council and were removed within the month
Depressing comments demonstrating that most people trust that a daily mail headline is truth. Even the actual DM article refutes the headline.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Depressing comments demonstrating that most people trust that a daily mail headline is truth. Even the actual DM article refutes the headline.
HIGNFY ding sterling work to help Richard Osman monetise his hypocrisy this week.
The annoying thing about this is that I'm sure he could handle just getting callef out on it directly
The annoying thing about this is that I'm sure he could handle just getting callef out on it directly
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
HIGNFY ding sterling work to help Richard Osman monetise his hypocrisy this week.
The annoying thing about this is that I'm sure he could handle just getting callef out on it directly
The annoying thing about this is that I'm sure he could handle just getting callef out on it directly
MCR people, Popup Bikes has evolved once more in swanky new digs!
Same quality repairs and an even bigger cafe.
#manchester #cycling
share.google/Z9i5Qpq0TdVr...
Same quality repairs and an even bigger cafe.
#manchester #cycling
share.google/Z9i5Qpq0TdVr...
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
MCR people, Popup Bikes has evolved once more in swanky new digs!
Same quality repairs and an even bigger cafe.
#manchester #cycling
share.google/Z9i5Qpq0TdVr...
Same quality repairs and an even bigger cafe.
#manchester #cycling
share.google/Z9i5Qpq0TdVr...
When 30% of the daily average road injuries happen at the same time people seem to start to care about the damage cars can do
Statistically 50 other people were injured yesterday in the UK due to traffic related causes but they don't often get covered
Statistically 50 other people were injured yesterday in the UK due to traffic related causes but they don't often get covered
May 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
When 30% of the daily average road injuries happen at the same time people seem to start to care about the damage cars can do
Statistically 50 other people were injured yesterday in the UK due to traffic related causes but they don't often get covered
Statistically 50 other people were injured yesterday in the UK due to traffic related causes but they don't often get covered
www.property118.com/is-allowing-...
"My daughter needs to sublet to afford the rent I charge her"
Housing crisis in a nutshell
"My daughter needs to sublet to afford the rent I charge her"
Housing crisis in a nutshell
Is allowing my tenant’s friend to stay temporarily a problem?
Hi, I am renting a property to my daughter on an Assured Short Hold Tenancy (AST). She would like her friend to move in with her temporarily (about 3 months) she will be sleeping on a sofa bed and…
www.property118.com
April 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
www.property118.com/is-allowing-...
"My daughter needs to sublet to afford the rent I charge her"
Housing crisis in a nutshell
"My daughter needs to sublet to afford the rent I charge her"
Housing crisis in a nutshell
Watching the lad at this cafe filling sugar shakers with a teaspoon.
I want to introduce him to the concept of a funnel, but it's not my place and he's a great guy so ..
I want to introduce him to the concept of a funnel, but it's not my place and he's a great guy so ..
March 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Watching the lad at this cafe filling sugar shakers with a teaspoon.
I want to introduce him to the concept of a funnel, but it's not my place and he's a great guy so ..
I want to introduce him to the concept of a funnel, but it's not my place and he's a great guy so ..
Reposted by Martin (formerly GM_Parking)
Dear scholars of Oxford, beware!
This window is pending repair.
Don't give it a poke,
The glass is all broke.
Avoid it: don't even sit there.
This window is pending repair.
Don't give it a poke,
The glass is all broke.
Avoid it: don't even sit there.
March 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Dear scholars of Oxford, beware!
This window is pending repair.
Don't give it a poke,
The glass is all broke.
Avoid it: don't even sit there.
This window is pending repair.
Don't give it a poke,
The glass is all broke.
Avoid it: don't even sit there.
Reposted by Martin (formerly GM_Parking)
"After spending several months looking for the statue of a head, police were forced to admit it was a bust."
Detectives in Melbourne are investigating whether a statue of a head which appeared on stage during a Kneecap gig last week is the same one which is at the centre of an ongoing inquiry.
Kneecap gig statue mystery probed by Melbourne police
Detectives in Melbourne are investigating whether a statue of a head which appeared on stage during a Kneecap gig last week is the same one which is at the centre of an ongoing inquiry.
www.rte.ie
March 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"After spending several months looking for the statue of a head, police were forced to admit it was a bust."
It took less than 60 secondd for this person to search my tweet and declare me a bot.
Which is kinda strange
Which is kinda strange
Yay, I'm a bot!
Enjoy your bubbles everyone
Enjoy your bubbles everyone
March 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It took less than 60 secondd for this person to search my tweet and declare me a bot.
Which is kinda strange
Which is kinda strange
Yay, I'm a bot!
Enjoy your bubbles everyone
Enjoy your bubbles everyone
March 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Yay, I'm a bot!
Enjoy your bubbles everyone
Enjoy your bubbles everyone
14 years of Tories broke our systems and left the country in tatters.
But if that Starmer bloke so much as thinks of changing our systems everyone gets really mad, because we love our perfect systems that the Tories left us
But if that Starmer bloke so much as thinks of changing our systems everyone gets really mad, because we love our perfect systems that the Tories left us
March 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
14 years of Tories broke our systems and left the country in tatters.
But if that Starmer bloke so much as thinks of changing our systems everyone gets really mad, because we love our perfect systems that the Tories left us
But if that Starmer bloke so much as thinks of changing our systems everyone gets really mad, because we love our perfect systems that the Tories left us
Dear younglings
I know you do not like the 👍🏼 emoji, and that's cool and all. But please understand to us old Gen X dudes a thumbs up can be a solemn oath that is not given lightly.
It's not just "okay" it's "I've got this"
I know you do not like the 👍🏼 emoji, and that's cool and all. But please understand to us old Gen X dudes a thumbs up can be a solemn oath that is not given lightly.
It's not just "okay" it's "I've got this"
March 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Dear younglings
I know you do not like the 👍🏼 emoji, and that's cool and all. But please understand to us old Gen X dudes a thumbs up can be a solemn oath that is not given lightly.
It's not just "okay" it's "I've got this"
I know you do not like the 👍🏼 emoji, and that's cool and all. But please understand to us old Gen X dudes a thumbs up can be a solemn oath that is not given lightly.
It's not just "okay" it's "I've got this"
Evri just delivered my parcel intact, on time, and to my actual home.
Things can get better people.
Things can get better people.
March 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Evri just delivered my parcel intact, on time, and to my actual home.
Things can get better people.
Things can get better people.