Matt Laudenbach
@mlaudy.bsky.social
I'm Matt, short for Mattress. He/Him.
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Most underrated movie ever.
September 5, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Most underrated movie ever.
Won MCR tickets for last night. Tickets were for the last row of Target Stadium. Then @barrybach.com and I happened to get upgraded to the 19TH ROW!! What a sick concert.
August 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Won MCR tickets for last night. Tickets were for the last row of Target Stadium. Then @barrybach.com and I happened to get upgraded to the 19TH ROW!! What a sick concert.
I need another tattoo.
August 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I need another tattoo.
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!! #TADC spoilers so GO AWAY if you didn't watch the Finale !!
As soon as I saw it in theaters I *really* wanted to give this song a proper go!
(Link to full cover!: youtu.be/tKKWbNw29ds)
As soon as I saw it in theaters I *really* wanted to give this song a proper go!
(Link to full cover!: youtu.be/tKKWbNw29ds)
June 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
!! #TADC spoilers so GO AWAY if you didn't watch the Finale !!
As soon as I saw it in theaters I *really* wanted to give this song a proper go!
(Link to full cover!: youtu.be/tKKWbNw29ds)
As soon as I saw it in theaters I *really* wanted to give this song a proper go!
(Link to full cover!: youtu.be/tKKWbNw29ds)
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OCARINA OF TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
June 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
OCARINA OF TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
"Hello, Bank? Yes I'm going to need to go ahead and cash out my entire savings."
June 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
"Hello, Bank? Yes I'm going to need to go ahead and cash out my entire savings."
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I’ve seen the news. I am totally torn apart.
If anyone knows a universe worth telling stories in… I know a guy who can tell’em.
If anyone knows a universe worth telling stories in… I know a guy who can tell’em.
May 21, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I’ve seen the news. I am totally torn apart.
If anyone knows a universe worth telling stories in… I know a guy who can tell’em.
If anyone knows a universe worth telling stories in… I know a guy who can tell’em.
This is the worst day of my life.
On June 9, 2026, we will be releasing our final live service content update for Destiny 2, Monument of Triumph, available to all players.
📰 For full details: bung.ie/d2_may_21_2026
📰 For full details: bung.ie/d2_may_21_2026
May 21, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is the worst day of my life.
Got a camera to keep an eye on my cat while I'm at work.
March 21, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Got a camera to keep an eye on my cat while I'm at work.
I've hit the point of turning on All Chat in League. Just wanted to brag about my emotional strength.
February 28, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I've hit the point of turning on All Chat in League. Just wanted to brag about my emotional strength.
Happy birthday. She's 3 now.
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Happy birthday. She's 3 now.
Working in an office has given me constant anxiety that my headphones have somehow disconnected and I am loudly playing my music to everybody.
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Working in an office has given me constant anxiety that my headphones have somehow disconnected and I am loudly playing my music to everybody.
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
I got stuck behind a school bus today. When they did the '6-7' motion to me, I simply did it back. The whole bus went nuts. I felt like a god. Kids are weird.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I got stuck behind a school bus today. When they did the '6-7' motion to me, I simply did it back. The whole bus went nuts. I felt like a god. Kids are weird.
Every time I see an AI generated ad for online sports gambling, an angel gets their kneecaps broken.
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Every time I see an AI generated ad for online sports gambling, an angel gets their kneecaps broken.
Something they don't tell you about DMing is that it's really tough to try and plan your next session when you remember that your players decided on their own to "fight" a regular toilet for 10 minutes last time.
September 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Something they don't tell you about DMing is that it's really tough to try and plan your next session when you remember that your players decided on their own to "fight" a regular toilet for 10 minutes last time.
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Beautiful photo from my vacation this past weekend.
August 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Beautiful photo from my vacation this past weekend.
Beautiful photo from my vacation this past weekend.
August 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Beautiful photo from my vacation this past weekend.
Walked by a house today with an unforgivable mow pattern in their lawn.
Humanity is disgusting.
Humanity is disgusting.
August 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Walked by a house today with an unforgivable mow pattern in their lawn.
Humanity is disgusting.
Humanity is disgusting.
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A member of the Original Six.
A franchise enriched with historic moments.
Introducing… Detroit Red Wings Centennial
A franchise enriched with historic moments.
Introducing… Detroit Red Wings Centennial
June 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
A member of the Original Six.
A franchise enriched with historic moments.
Introducing… Detroit Red Wings Centennial
A franchise enriched with historic moments.
Introducing… Detroit Red Wings Centennial
I have not been more in love with a video game track.
youtu.be/tuH8Fq225Vc?...
youtu.be/tuH8Fq225Vc?...
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 | L'Aurore aux Doigts de Roses [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Sandfall Interactive
youtu.be
June 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I have not been more in love with a video game track.
youtu.be/tuH8Fq225Vc?...
youtu.be/tuH8Fq225Vc?...
It is taking all of my willpower to wait and experience the rest of this OST in-game. #expedition33
youtu.be/FObMbLdtJ8o?...
youtu.be/FObMbLdtJ8o?...
Gestral Village - Golgra
YouTube video by Lorien Testard - Topic
youtu.be
May 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It is taking all of my willpower to wait and experience the rest of this OST in-game. #expedition33
youtu.be/FObMbLdtJ8o?...
youtu.be/FObMbLdtJ8o?...
My god staying informed is so fucking exhausting.
April 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My god staying informed is so fucking exhausting.