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Elon will never find me here

Nazis, minors and AI, fuck off my porch.

I kissed Eggdrop on the mouth and I liked it
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One of my oldest friends cannot catch a break :(
pls help i have $47 in food stamps idk what happened

$smallmedlrg
October 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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pls help i have $47 in food stamps idk what happened

$smallmedlrg
October 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Can every single bot stop trying to follow me, thanks
October 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
But what if the pilot flying your plane had a deranged fetish of dressing like an animal?
September 24, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Haven't played jackbox w friends in so long and my soul yearns
September 23, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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We’re just normal men
September 21, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Momo and Umo.
Momo is in blue, Umo is the gremlin-er of them both
September 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Take the book, yay or nay?
September 17, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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on this labor day, give your support to your independent creator friends, because none of us are really making enough to survive. that tweet about how most support networks are just a handful of people passing around the same $20 has never been more true
September 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
big dick

little cock

AIDS LIZARRRDDDD
September 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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We’re just innocent men
September 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
lovely birfday spent with veevus and our friend, don't wanna go home yet ;;;;
September 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
i am thoitee
September 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Spirit blossom kindred 🌸
September 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I have reached the housewife phase in adulthood where all I want for my birthday are fancy kitch appliances
September 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
@washy.works's site is so well coded and smooth even on mobile and it makes me wanna 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴
September 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Dark Dawn

Fibble - Scarecrow
Ygo - Scar
August 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Hey, critters.

The media's interested in furries again.

As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press:

If a journalist approaches you,

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUC
August 29, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Birfdirfs next week, I'm not ready to be a dirty thirty
August 26, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Taco Bellsprout 🌮
(to be continued...)
August 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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macromedia shockwave, print ad (1999) archive.org/details/eu_W...
July 23, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I thlammed my penith in the car door
August 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Introducing the tool worm 🐛 these critters have been developing human-like intelligence at an alarming rate. They have an intense fascination with the concept of "tools," and often create tool-like objects out of natural materials. The purpose of these objects is unclear.
August 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Introducing the wand worm ✨ leader of the tool worm pack. Wand worms posses higher intelligence, and even have the capacity for magic! However, it's hard to tell if the worm is in control, or the mushroom hat 🍄
August 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM