『𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙎』
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ᴴᵃᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ⁱᵐᵃᵍⁱⁿᵉᵈ ᵏⁱˡˡⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ.ᐣ || REMUS SANDERS || WRITTEN BY #SUNNYPHUSPRIME || MUN IS 19
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" . . .missing my snake hours. "
September 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
" . . .missing my snake hours. "
" Dear Snake of Deceit, I feel like I'm being flirted with. AHEM—
Maybe it was me in disguise. We nonhumans can shape-shifting. "
Maybe it was me in disguise. We nonhumans can shape-shifting. "
, i enjoy a lot of things i should not . like basking in direct sunlight for so long , or over - watering myself .
i will remember that . i have seen many rats enter the gardens i keep thriving , but never stopped to appreciate 🌸
i will remember that . i have seen many rats enter the gardens i keep thriving , but never stopped to appreciate 🌸
" Hmpf! I feel like you shouldn't enjoy me. Tch. . . "
He's having a hard time accepting someone likes him.
" My favorite animal is a rat. So whatever. . . "
He's having a hard time accepting someone likes him.
" My favorite animal is a rat. So whatever. . . "
September 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
" Dear Snake of Deceit, I feel like I'm being flirted with. AHEM—
Maybe it was me in disguise. We nonhumans can shape-shifting. "
Maybe it was me in disguise. We nonhumans can shape-shifting. "
" Dear Janus, there was this flower 'flirting' with me. "
September 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
" Dear Janus, there was this flower 'flirting' with me. "
" Hmpf! I feel like you shouldn't enjoy me. Tch. . . "
He's having a hard time accepting someone likes him.
" My favorite animal is a rat. So whatever. . . "
He's having a hard time accepting someone likes him.
" My favorite animal is a rat. So whatever. . . "
, my preferred creative is a dark demise and impulsive approach hidden behind a blanket of sheep wool !
but yes , i do enjoy your company . very much ❗️
ah . . a rat . forgive me . allow me to correct myself ;
you remind me of a wet rat , with the messiest of hair and longest of tail 🌸
but yes , i do enjoy your company . very much ❗️
ah . . a rat . forgive me . allow me to correct myself ;
you remind me of a wet rat , with the messiest of hair and longest of tail 🌸
" He's a pain in the ass. Always the goody side of Creativity and not letting ME have the fuuuuuuun. . . "
A glare before stepping a few inches away. He overstayed his welcome.
" You do not enjoy my company. Nobody does. Because they can't. And I am NOT A WET DOG. I AM A WET RAT. "
A glare before stepping a few inches away. He overstayed his welcome.
" You do not enjoy my company. Nobody does. Because they can't. And I am NOT A WET DOG. I AM A WET RAT. "
September 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
" Hmpf! I feel like you shouldn't enjoy me. Tch. . . "
He's having a hard time accepting someone likes him.
" My favorite animal is a rat. So whatever. . . "
He's having a hard time accepting someone likes him.
" My favorite animal is a rat. So whatever. . . "
" He's a pain in the ass. Always the goody side of Creativity and not letting ME have the fuuuuuuun. . . "
A glare before stepping a few inches away. He overstayed his welcome.
" You do not enjoy my company. Nobody does. Because they can't. And I am NOT A WET DOG. I AM A WET RAT. "
A glare before stepping a few inches away. He overstayed his welcome.
" You do not enjoy my company. Nobody does. Because they can't. And I am NOT A WET DOG. I AM A WET RAT. "
simply flatter an individual i enjoy the company of . 🌸
you are very lovely , and remind me of a wet dog .
you are very lovely , and remind me of a wet dog .
September 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
" He's a pain in the ass. Always the goody side of Creativity and not letting ME have the fuuuuuuun. . . "
A glare before stepping a few inches away. He overstayed his welcome.
" You do not enjoy my company. Nobody does. Because they can't. And I am NOT A WET DOG. I AM A WET RAT. "
A glare before stepping a few inches away. He overstayed his welcome.
" You do not enjoy my company. Nobody does. Because they can't. And I am NOT A WET DOG. I AM A WET RAT. "
" Oh, puh-lease. That's my brother. Not me. He's the one that's so-called charming. "
There's the morningstar. Hoisting it over his shoulder.
" I don't care about these advances. I already have a date with the snake of Deceit. "
There's the morningstar. Hoisting it over his shoulder.
" I don't care about these advances. I already have a date with the snake of Deceit. "
, adorable in a - pathetic and oddly alluring way ! at least , to my standards .
[ if not clear by now , this flower has an odd take on things ! ]
if not using ‘ adorable , i would resort to possibly . . charming 🌸
[ if not clear by now , this flower has an odd take on things ! ]
if not using ‘ adorable , i would resort to possibly . . charming 🌸
The Duke tensed up, all the fuzz on his back standing on end. Just summon the morningstar and knock the flower out. Yet why couldn't he. . .
" I am NOT adorable?! "
" I am NOT adorable?! "
September 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
" Oh, puh-lease. That's my brother. Not me. He's the one that's so-called charming. "
There's the morningstar. Hoisting it over his shoulder.
" I don't care about these advances. I already have a date with the snake of Deceit. "
There's the morningstar. Hoisting it over his shoulder.
" I don't care about these advances. I already have a date with the snake of Deceit. "
The Duke tensed up, all the fuzz on his back standing on end. Just summon the morningstar and knock the flower out. Yet why couldn't he. . .
" I am NOT adorable?! "
" I am NOT adorable?! "
[ only a slight stumble before regaining self , leaning forward and lifting chin to look proper at him . head slightly tilts to a side and expression softens to a fond warmth . ]
, you say that after eating . . . such odd things . it is comical , in a sweet way . almost adorable 🌸
, you say that after eating . . . such odd things . it is comical , in a sweet way . almost adorable 🌸
" Fuckin' weirdo. . . "
For being the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts, he felt uneasy. The rat moved the blade away before shoving the other back.
For being the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts, he felt uneasy. The rat moved the blade away before shoving the other back.
September 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The Duke tensed up, all the fuzz on his back standing on end. Just summon the morningstar and knock the flower out. Yet why couldn't he. . .
" I am NOT adorable?! "
" I am NOT adorable?! "
" Fuckin' weirdo. . . "
For being the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts, he felt uneasy. The rat moved the blade away before shoving the other back.
For being the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts, he felt uneasy. The rat moved the blade away before shoving the other back.
[ a hum ! the flower feels the tip of blade and crosses eyes while looking up to witness the press . shuffling weight on feet before pushing head towards the invading weapon . eye closing slightly , and smile causing a crease . ]
, mmhmhmmmm . ~ 🎶
, mmhmhmmmm . ~ 🎶
The Dark Side would tremble, his form flickering ever so slightly. His usual crazed look dulling to a disappointed, tired mess of a "man." Drawing out a blade and pressed the tip of it against the other's forehead.
" How delightful. I would loooooooove to drain you of the ichor. Only if. . . "
" How delightful. I would loooooooove to drain you of the ichor. Only if. . . "
September 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
" Fuckin' weirdo. . . "
For being the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts, he felt uneasy. The rat moved the blade away before shoving the other back.
For being the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts, he felt uneasy. The rat moved the blade away before shoving the other back.
" And I won the jerk off. "
I won the argument.
" Because yes. "
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
" And I won the jerk off. "
" Because yes. "
Because no.
" How can I not?! It looked like fun! "
September 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
" Because yes. "
The Dark Side would tremble, his form flickering ever so slightly. His usual crazed look dulling to a disappointed, tired mess of a "man." Drawing out a blade and pressed the tip of it against the other's forehead.
" How delightful. I would loooooooove to drain you of the ichor. Only if. . . "
" How delightful. I would loooooooove to drain you of the ichor. Only if. . . "
in two and survived ! multiple times , pruned like a lovely bush . right down the middle - tip to toe ❗️
but if you want me to tear my own apart and show the lovely ichor inside i will . 💗
but if you want me to tear my own apart and show the lovely ichor inside i will . 💗
September 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The Dark Side would tremble, his form flickering ever so slightly. His usual crazed look dulling to a disappointed, tired mess of a "man." Drawing out a blade and pressed the tip of it against the other's forehead.
" How delightful. I would loooooooove to drain you of the ichor. Only if. . . "
" How delightful. I would loooooooove to drain you of the ichor. Only if. . . "
" Then bite yourself. Tear off the flesh of your arm with your teeth. Bleed out in front of me, weed. "
, i have heard my bites are very numbing ! though , i have never bitten myself . . . 💧
now i wonder what it feels like to others when i strike . how silly !
now i wonder what it feels like to others when i strike . how silly !
" And you think I would be into being bitten? "
There's a tingly feeling in his fuzz. A little uneasy.
There's a tingly feeling in his fuzz. A little uneasy.
September 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
" Then bite yourself. Tear off the flesh of your arm with your teeth. Bleed out in front of me, weed. "
" How can I not?! It looked like fun! "
Nope.
" Oh, but I already know. "
September 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
" How can I not?! It looked like fun! "
" Oh, but I already know. "
You don't get to know that.
" Did she shove the hammer in. "
HE DOES KNOW.
HE DOES KNOW.
September 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
" Oh, but I already know. "
" And you think I would be into being bitten? "
There's a tingly feeling in his fuzz. A little uneasy.
There's a tingly feeling in his fuzz. A little uneasy.
[ fingers twitch while holding the no longer nibbled on flora , soon ridding the remainder aside and using a delicate half - hidden hand to cover a smiling mouth . ]
, i do not want to ‘ just eat ‘ you . i would prefer to savor every bite ! a little tear here , small piercing there . 💗
, i do not want to ‘ just eat ‘ you . i would prefer to savor every bite ! a little tear here , small piercing there . 💗
" If you just wanted to eat me o— Hm. Hmpf. I promised dear old Daddy Logan I would be a good boy. "
W h a t.
W h a t.
September 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
" And you think I would be into being bitten? "
There's a tingly feeling in his fuzz. A little uneasy.
There's a tingly feeling in his fuzz. A little uneasy.
" Did she shove the hammer in. "
HE DOES KNOW.
HE DOES KNOW.
*Looking at non-existent camera with a smug look on his face.*
He doesn't know, chat.
*????????????????*
He doesn't know, chat.
*????????????????*
" Okay. But have you seen deity sex with hammers. "
DUDE.
DUDE.
September 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
" Did she shove the hammer in. "
HE DOES KNOW.
HE DOES KNOW.
" Okay. But have you seen deity sex with hammers. "
DUDE.
DUDE.
*PULLING THIS UP ON HIS PHONE AND SHOWING IT TO REMUS. HE IS SOMEHOW UNFAZED.*
September 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
" Okay. But have you seen deity sex with hammers. "
DUDE.
DUDE.
" . . .
ANAL SEX. "
OKAY, REMUS.
ANAL SEX. "
OKAY, REMUS.
[[Okay.]]
*Why did his voice do that??*
*Why did his voice do that??*
" I like to drink vinegar. "
OKAY, REMUS.
OKAY, REMUS.
September 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
" . . .
ANAL SEX. "
OKAY, REMUS.
ANAL SEX. "
OKAY, REMUS.
" I like to drink vinegar. "
OKAY, REMUS.
OKAY, REMUS.
Not the weirdest thing I've heard in my time here.
*Not even reacting??*
*Not even reacting??*
" Some deodorant. To snack on, of course! "
September 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
" I like to drink vinegar. "
OKAY, REMUS.
OKAY, REMUS.
" Some deodorant. To snack on, of course! "
Whatever. What'd you want?
" Oh puh-lease. It's hard to keep track of. "
Grumble grumble.
Grumble grumble.
September 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
" Some deodorant. To snack on, of course! "
" Oh puh-lease. It's hard to keep track of. "
Grumble grumble.
Grumble grumble.
*Smirking.*
I thought you knew everything there was about me?
I thought you knew everything there was about me?
" How did you do that. "
September 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
" Oh puh-lease. It's hard to keep track of. "
Grumble grumble.
Grumble grumble.
" How did you do that. "
...Now what?
*Already pulling out a blunt and lighting it with his thumb. Without a lighter.*
*Already pulling out a blunt and lighting it with his thumb. Without a lighter.*
September 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
" How did you do that. "
" Boo. "
*Taking a moment to breathe. At least the usual bothers aren't here.*
September 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
" Boo. "
" Ah. Wilford 'William' 'Bartholomew III' 'Wingleheimer' 'Motherloving' Warfstache.
Wait. . . Just Wingleheimer? "
Wait. . . Just Wingleheimer? "
September 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
" Ah. Wilford 'William' 'Bartholomew III' 'Wingleheimer' 'Motherloving' Warfstache.
Wait. . . Just Wingleheimer? "
Wait. . . Just Wingleheimer? "
" Ah! The Markiplier. How fun! "
September 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
" Ah! The Markiplier. How fun! "