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Public journal for a zillennial stoner.

Goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue.
Stereotypical stoners are just autistic people who have learned to be happy with who they are.
October 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Branches are just roots in the sky.

The T break worked.
September 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Too Paranoid, Too Furious 😶‍🌫️😈
August 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Settling in for a pleasant evening of live performance art (Steve Kornacki Livestream)
August 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Not Steve Kornacki’s motor mouth lasting longer than his mic battery
August 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Tbh I just want to live in a municipality that doesn’t think it’s too good for a dispensary
July 31, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I actually hate how much I love butt cuts.
July 22, 2026 at 11:09 PM
How did I never realize that someday fresh air would be too much to ask for?
July 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Does this mean we finally get a trophy husband song?
July 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
It occurs to me that I’ve really been taking dirty hippy style cues from Harry Styles these days. So now I’m finally listening to the new album.
June 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If I’ve learned anything from Suzanne Collins and Operation Metro Surge, it’s that the revolution will have some kickass music.
June 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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I sympathize that some clients use AI to organize their thoughts, but as a whole, I find clients using AI to draft their communications to me to be more of a barrier than a help to clear communication, because AI tends to throw in lots of chaff and inaccuracies that cause confusion.
June 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
You know they weren’t lying about being sativa-leaning when you pick a seemingly random episode of Black Mirror and a minute in find yourself saying, “Is that motherfucking Paul fucking Giamatti?? Fuck!”

Leftover nachos are in the oven.
June 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This should be required reading for small town prosecutors @amandaknox.com
Waiting to Be Heard
In the fall of 2007, twenty-year old college coed Amand…
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May 21, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Consider this your sign to check on your high school valedictorians and see if they’ve found meditation yet.
April 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I actually hate how much I love butt cuts.
April 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
My favorite part of watching the Real Housewives is that, without fail, bitches be crazier than me.
March 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
40mg in, and currently of the opinion that Twisters (2024) is an excellent and very sexy movie. This cold can kiss my ass.
February 21, 2026 at 12:42 AM
My heart aches daily for the city I left behind last spring. This is medicine.
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February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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if you put this in a script even erin brockovitch would be like “too on the nose, dial it back”
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Watching A Bug’s Life and wondering when it will be time to bring in the French again.
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Clark Griswold is such an Aries.
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Good Sunday morning from the pop-up painting studio
October 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Self-hatred is a heavy burden that I’m no longer willing to bear. Self-compassion feeds my soul. (From my draft of a review of a weed vape.)
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It’s 2025, and the vibe is going for what’s good for us. 🧨
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married,” the couple captioned a joint post on Instagram announcing the news on Tuesday. nyti.ms/4lHtQWR
August 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM