MollyBeans ❌️👑
@mollybeans.bsky.social
💙 Dog mom, retired fed, army vet, currently disgusted human being. I use my wine-fueled creative rage to make jewelry and other junque that I sell to raise $ for animal rescue orgs.💙
She turns her head like a chicken
October 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
She turns her head like a chicken
He didn't go to New York because he wouldn't be allowed to make a speech. And DC is anything but a safe space for him.
September 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
He didn't go to New York because he wouldn't be allowed to make a speech. And DC is anything but a safe space for him.
And she actually believes he cares about any of it.
August 21, 2026 at 5:14 PM
And she actually believes he cares about any of it.
God's waiting room is about to empty out a little faster.
July 20, 2026 at 2:41 PM
God's waiting room is about to empty out a little faster.
Paging Doctor Strangelove!
June 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Paging Doctor Strangelove!
Well, there's certainly no taste involved
June 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Well, there's certainly no taste involved
He's not going to show up, I suspect.
June 8, 2026 at 12:11 PM
He's not going to show up, I suspect.
He was able to stand up by himself?
June 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
He was able to stand up by himself?
But if we had the ballroom Lil Cokie could have had the wedding there
May 23, 2026 at 10:34 PM
But if we had the ballroom Lil Cokie could have had the wedding there
Now he can go golfing.
May 23, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Now he can go golfing.
He was - there are photos of him hiding.
May 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
He was - there are photos of him hiding.
Stealing the answers to the test.
May 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Stealing the answers to the test.
Convenient when he's thirsty, too.
May 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Convenient when he's thirsty, too.
Also to be fair, it was the DC government that did this, not the federal government.
April 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Also to be fair, it was the DC government that did this, not the federal government.
Did someone read him a Dan Brown novel??
April 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Did someone read him a Dan Brown novel??
She saw the "huge crowd" and decided it wasn't worth her time.
April 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
She saw the "huge crowd" and decided it wasn't worth her time.
And end the grift? Not a chance.
April 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
And end the grift? Not a chance.
Kegsbreath has already reinstated them.
March 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Kegsbreath has already reinstated them.
I once attended a gathering at Mike Flynn's house when he lived there (prior to revelation of his complete insanity). Pretty sweet digs, and easily reachable from the Washington Channel. I'm just sayin.
March 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I once attended a gathering at Mike Flynn's house when he lived there (prior to revelation of his complete insanity). Pretty sweet digs, and easily reachable from the Washington Channel. I'm just sayin.