This story is true and occurred in 2022. It's literally in my manual on modular instrument construction.

However the overmind feels about dronification... again :T

I'm not sure what it's called, but despite having over 150k words in my series I commonly hear "I read the whole thing on accident, it grabs you and I felt like I couldnt put it down." so my writing has a strong grip.

I mean if the princess crown works on thwomps it should work on this sort of animate rock golem too, right?