Mike
@monkeycoitus.bsky.social
Not a great first half, but better than I was expecting.
September 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Not a great first half, but better than I was expecting.
Scratch that. Maybe 17-0.
Buffalo going 0-17.
September 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Scratch that. Maybe 17-0.
Buffalo going 0-17.
September 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Buffalo going 0-17.
Is this chick wearing a Snuggie?
September 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Is this chick wearing a Snuggie?
“Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
September 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
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The Jaguars are trading for Dolphins QB Quinn Ewers, per me and Mike Garafolo.
The Jaguars have been quietly calling around on backup QBs and land one with Ewers, who has starting experience.
The Jaguars have been quietly calling around on backup QBs and land one with Ewers, who has starting experience.
August 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Great piece during the pregame show from Mike Cugno about Josh.
August 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Great piece during the pregame show from Mike Cugno about Josh.
Holy hell. It’s even worse today.
NBC shouldn’t get any PGA events. Their broadcast is terrible.
July 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Holy hell. It’s even worse today.
NBC shouldn’t get any PGA events. Their broadcast is terrible.
July 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
NBC shouldn’t get any PGA events. Their broadcast is terrible.
Lindsey Graham is dead. The world is a better place.
July 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Lindsey Graham is dead. The world is a better place.
I’m not much of a soccer guy, and I definitely don’t have a team. Who is everyone rooting for in the World Cup?
June 12, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I’m not much of a soccer guy, and I definitely don’t have a team. Who is everyone rooting for in the World Cup?
What the entire fuck? An older couple is sitting two seats away from me at the bar, and the lady is playing music on her phone (no headphones) at full volume while they eat salads, completely oblivious. I’m out.
May 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
What the entire fuck? An older couple is sitting two seats away from me at the bar, and the lady is playing music on her phone (no headphones) at full volume while they eat salads, completely oblivious. I’m out.
Stuff is happening!
‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️
The Dolphins and Pro Bowl RB De'Von Achane have agreed to a 4-year extension worth $68M, making him the NFL’s 3rd-highest-paid RB at $17M per year with $32M guaranteed.
Per Jordan Schultz.
The Dolphins and Pro Bowl RB De'Von Achane have agreed to a 4-year extension worth $68M, making him the NFL’s 3rd-highest-paid RB at $17M per year with $32M guaranteed.
Per Jordan Schultz.
May 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Stuff is happening!
After all the deity talk during this draft, it’s worth revisiting an old data point. A significantly large percentage of professional athletes are uneducated despite often attending university.
They never say which god. Hmm.
April 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
After all the deity talk during this draft, it’s worth revisiting an old data point. A significantly large percentage of professional athletes are uneducated despite often attending university.