no one can know why my microwave has ceased to beep
but i like to imagine it has taken a vow of silence in order to more piously carry out its sacred duties
but i like to imagine it has taken a vow of silence in order to more piously carry out its sacred duties
September 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
no one can know why my microwave has ceased to beep
but i like to imagine it has taken a vow of silence in order to more piously carry out its sacred duties
but i like to imagine it has taken a vow of silence in order to more piously carry out its sacred duties
the most fun $4 can buy!
September 25, 2026 at 6:25 PM
the most fun $4 can buy!
“sometimes i like to put banana bread in my fingers and then rub it in my hair so that my hair smells like banana bread!”
September 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
“sometimes i like to put banana bread in my fingers and then rub it in my hair so that my hair smells like banana bread!”
lots of interesting wrong answers in the comments but…
middle age starts & ends in a single breath, halfway through one’s life.
hope this helps!
middle age starts & ends in a single breath, halfway through one’s life.
hope this helps!
Poll: At what age does middle age start? And how many years is the middle age period?
September 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
lots of interesting wrong answers in the comments but…
middle age starts & ends in a single breath, halfway through one’s life.
hope this helps!
middle age starts & ends in a single breath, halfway through one’s life.
hope this helps!
i don’t believe in *the one* love waiting out there in the world for each human
but i am certain there is a single podcast episode that can heal me entirely
but i am certain there is a single podcast episode that can heal me entirely
September 24, 2026 at 11:30 PM
i don’t believe in *the one* love waiting out there in the world for each human
but i am certain there is a single podcast episode that can heal me entirely
but i am certain there is a single podcast episode that can heal me entirely
not my circus, not my mon….
ok wait…
yeah, that is my monkey, tho
ok wait…
yeah, that is my monkey, tho
September 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
not my circus, not my mon….
ok wait…
yeah, that is my monkey, tho
ok wait…
yeah, that is my monkey, tho
gay (happy) son or thoughtful daughter?
September 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
gay (happy) son or thoughtful daughter?
if it wasn’t for this damn job, i’d be up meeping at 6:30 every morning. you could hear me echoing through tha mountains!!!
September 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
if it wasn’t for this damn job, i’d be up meeping at 6:30 every morning. you could hear me echoing through tha mountains!!!
ah yes, the 3-night torture chamber getaway
are we planning a trip to seattle or the torture chamber? you decide
September 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
ah yes, the 3-night torture chamber getaway
over the weekend, does anyone want to chat about something in a group here on bluesky?
September 18, 2026 at 9:16 PM
over the weekend, does anyone want to chat about something in a group here on bluesky?
molly baz looks different in every photo
some ppl are just like that
some ppl are just like that
September 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
molly baz looks different in every photo
some ppl are just like that
some ppl are just like that
can my upstairs neighbor hear me practicing the national anthem to myself and do they appreciate my subtle but expansive editorial choices?
September 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
can my upstairs neighbor hear me practicing the national anthem to myself and do they appreciate my subtle but expansive editorial choices?
the sound of this vocal group is carved into my vagus nerve
The River Is Here
Free Indeed, Jerome Williams · Sing a New Song, Vol. 6 · Song · 1997
open.spotify.com
September 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
the sound of this vocal group is carved into my vagus nerve
so Dobby is literate now? what’s next, brooms that can make you fly?
September 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
so Dobby is literate now? what’s next, brooms that can make you fly?
sing unto the LORD
September 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
sing unto the LORD
“i want you to draw me like one of your french pastry chefs”
September 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
“i want you to draw me like one of your french pastry chefs”
what song should i lead at the a capella hymn sing tomorrow night?
September 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
what song should i lead at the a capella hymn sing tomorrow night?
it’s my melon
but i’m happy to share
but i’m happy to share
September 9, 2026 at 3:33 PM
it’s my melon
but i’m happy to share
but i’m happy to share
tfw ur weed comes tomorrow
September 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
tfw ur weed comes tomorrow
rapt, mesmerized, delighted; i cannot stop watching the trailer for the new nathan fielder doc
September 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
rapt, mesmerized, delighted; i cannot stop watching the trailer for the new nathan fielder doc
does anybody wanna be friends with deficits?
September 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
does anybody wanna be friends with deficits?
in hindsight, it was an error to try going for a run through literal hellfire
September 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
in hindsight, it was an error to try going for a run through literal hellfire
“i’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know about (erogenous tricep)”
September 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
“i’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know about (erogenous tricep)”
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🎼 Naughty naughty afternoon coffee 🎶
September 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
🎼 Naughty naughty afternoon coffee 🎶